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Posted by TheTankTribune - December 3rd, 2022


Hello. I want to be clear that this isn't some farewell letter, not a meaning of departure. The Tank Tribune will be returning. I was hoping to return it earlier, but a lot has been going on from September through now. The Tank Tribune will be returning in January, the new year. It will also be returning to Mondays going forward. I just wanted to give all of you an update of where I've been.


COVID-19

Well, I managed to get it. It sucked. I already have a heart murmur as it is. Combine that with the symptoms of COVID and just breathing was a challenge. I couldn't work on anything Newgrounds related. The last issue I got out was while I had COVID. At first, I thought I was feeling better near the end of September. Nope. That was a lie. COVID took me through most of October as well.


Memory Issue

I was also battling memory issues from October through even today. There are times when I can't remember what I did even just two minutes ago or even remember an entire day. One of the side effects of COVID does involve memory loss. I am hoping to recover more on that front. It's been okay, but there will still be times where I will stop doing something in one room to do something in another and I had forgotten the transition or whatever I was doing beforehand. When I can remember bits and pieces it feels like I teleported. It is quite freaky. At the same time though, I don't think brains are supposed to do that.


My Dad

Before Thanksgiving, my dad had swelling in his left leg and foot. We went to the hospital and found out he had blood clots in his leg. He was put on heparin to help break up the clots. They operated on him and pulled two clots out that were each about 3 inches long. At first happy ending. After Thanksgiving though, he started having pain in his left arm. He went back to the hospital and that's when he had open heart surgery. Quadruple bypass surgery. During the surgery, he had to be put on a ventilator, because his heart wasn't as strong as the doctor's though it would be. He was taken off the ventilator at 2:00 AM EST today and he's been recovering great. Not sure when he can come home though.


That has been my past three months. A bad way to end 2022 for sure. I have been physically falling apart, mentally falling apart, and with everything going on with my dad, completely exhausted. I hope you all have been having a better time than I have.


I'll leave you with this. If you have a good relationship with your father, and you're still able to call or talk to him. Call your dad and tell him you love him. Thank you all for your kindness, patience, and understanding. I am looking forward to seeing you all here again in January.


-Dohn


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Posted by TheTankTribune - November 6th, 2022


Hello readers of The Tank Tribune. Thank you all for your patience and understanding during the past two months. For those unaware, I had COVID back in September and was recovering throughout October. During October, I have been struggling with memory issues as well. I can't remember the simplest things of the same day. I am looking to make a doctor's appointment and get looked over.


In the meantime, The Tank Tribune will be returning. Due to my work schedule though I have to return it back to Monday's. It's just easier on my mind, which I could use a lot of easy right now. Thank you again for your time, patience, and understanding, it means a lot to me.


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Posted by TheTankTribune - September 22nd, 2022


Sorry there haven't been any issues lately. I recently had COVID and it took me out through all of August. I thought I was recovering this month, but I rebounded. I already have heart problems as it is, so with COVID making breathing difficult, it put a strain on my heart that I didn't need. I am almost 100%. I tend to return to giving you the news of Newgrounds with the return issue on October 2nd. Thank you all for your paitence.

The-Great-One


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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 18th, 2022


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"WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO RECENTLY DRANK MILK. DM ME IF YOU'VE SEEN HIM"

@Thetageist




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Hello Newgrounds. Sorry for the absence, but I have been sick recently. I am feeling a little bit better today. Still sneezing and coughing. I don't think it's COVID though, just a cold. I'm gonna get this one out quick so I can rest some more.


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@ZaneLittle @GrowlbittzOfficial @TeffyD @UbaldoB @TwistedFW

@Ipsiom @Bosa @Vista-Sound13 @Trippple @Troisnyx

@Codefreq @Ortani @Michael-Flaherty @HouseMasta @guiltlesslmfao

@KawaiSprite @Irish-Soul @JarJarZoinks @hania @Dry

@BenTibbetts @Aaron-Long


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Best of July 2022

Newgrounds voted and the results are in for the Best of July! Best Movie goes to @Zeurel, @Awful-Ike, @DOGL, @DynamoToon, @Fantishow, @Gooseworx, @Gregzilla, @k7vin, @Mayde, @mbsux, @Ockeroid, @puppetology, @Regyman, @ThePivotsXXD, @ThePrimatePunk, @tyokio, and @vezanmatics for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg.


Best Game goes to @FrosstyArt, @Pommisc, @ToppleNG, @analworm18, @Fropomolo, @MassiveTwo, @mitserracccoon, @NoMoreChie, @rigglesquiggle, @ScribbltyHibblty, @Stepford, @Stradomyre, @TeraVex, @nexketch, and @TheReposer for Five Nights at Fulp's.


Best Audio goes to @BulrogtheSorcerer for An Effigy.


Best Art goes to @DozenRahyz for MADNESS COMBAT 9.5 fanart animation. Congratulations to all of the winners!


BEST MOVIE



BEST GAME



BEST AUDIO



BEST ART



Best Games of July Review! (with video feedback)

@FuturecopLGF has a YouTube show where he reviews all the Best Games of the Month on Newgrounds. He has recently reviewed the Best of July! Check it out.




Smiling Friends Panel

@TomFulp filled in as the moderator for the Smiling Friends Panel. Nick Wolfhard the original moderator couldn't make it there. @psychicpebbles and @MichaelCusack, the creators of Smiling Friends had a panel at the Adult Swim Festival.



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From left to right

@Potatoman@TomFulp@technotiki@psychicpebbles@houndkidz@Cryptospore and friends

Photo courtesy @Cryptospore


The Internet Archive is in trouble

@Kolumbo has brought up that the Internet Archive is currently being sued by major book publishers over their online book lending program. HarperCollins, one of the publishers suing, states that the Internet Archive has exceeded what libraries are legally allowed to do and are suing for copyright infringement.


The Newgrounds Podcast Lost Episode

The new episode hasn't launched on Newgrounds yet. There is an episode that was lost to time. Until now. @Xinxinix edited it and has released it to Newgrounds. An interview with @Tiny and @MigMoog by @BuhlBoy. Check out this lost episode now!


Today is my bday

@BigTexasTony celebrated his birthday last week. Go wish him a Happy Birthday if you haven't already. Check out his works below and give them a review!



Sublo and Tangy Mustard Press Junket

@Aaron-Long has announced Season 3 of Sublo & Tangy Mustard! If you want to know more about production notes then join Aaron-Long's Patreon! You can watch the first two seasons right here on Newgrounds!


The Amazing World of Video Game Development

@mif2000 has written a book about video game development. You can pre-order it now. Pre-order yours today and play mif2000's games below!





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We start the week off with @Ennuikal winning their eighth Daily Feature for FLCL reanimated cclip. Their previous win was for Oh neat! (Vinesauce animated). @Delfrig has won his eighth Daily Feature for another entry in Alphabet: The Series, nZ.... @justGoscha has won their first Daily Feature for Pumping Iron. A culmination of animations made with QUILL and rendered with Blender. @DynamoToon joins us again this week, winning his eighth Daily Feature for Thievin' Thurnips. He won two Daily Features last week for Monkey Wrench Reel and Helluva Boss Reel Season 2 Ep. 1. @Aaron-Long has won his 14th Daily Feature for the announcement of Season 3 of Sublo & Tangy Mustard entitled Sublo and Tangy Mustard Press Junket. @AERONVIC has won his first Daily Feature for Aeron falling journey. We close off the week with @Wazzaldorp winning his seventh Daily Feature for Frye's realisation. His previous win being for LYLE WAKE UP!!!.





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The stories of Rapid Hedgehog Cucumber Cucumber. It was made by @PeopleAlways. It was his first and only flash movie here on Newgrounds. After that, he disappeared completely from the site. No posts, no reviews, no favorites, that's it. The story itself is what you would expect from a children's or tween cartoon. The bizarreness of it is the voice acting, the characters recolored and/or redesigned characters from other shows. It is surely a strange flash. One of Newgrounds little one hit wonders. From the author's descriptions, there were plans for a whole series, but it never came to fruition.




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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of August 7, 2022 - August 13, 2022. We start off with number 5 going to @WaxTerK for Lullaby. At the number four spot goes to @Waterflame for Move or Die OST. Taking the number three spot is @DiosselMusic for Eclipse [NGUAC2022]. Coming in at number two is @TeraVex for Neo Green Hill Act 2 but it's not on GBA. And the number one song of the Audio Portal last week is Torment by @TheMusicWarrior. With inspiration from @Danivolt, @HelliXScream, and @X-ManOfficial.





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This week's featured artist is @DrSaturn. He likes to draw his own characters from his Merton of Oxway universe. He likes to see them in painting and medieval styles. Check out his works below!


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Forest Lights

DrSaturn





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QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"He just opened his third nostril and can smell god"

@Tangerine


"Confucius say: he who moon in traffic get ass in jam."

@Seth


"Avant-garde Wegra is way cooler than regular Wegra."

@Zachary


"I could use some friends...preferably of my own age who like the same things I do and want to make a real connection... - I'm very lonely and it hurts so bad..."

@misterbright


"Lollipops are just flavored spit"

@poopypeter


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Dewdle


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Here are the Users of the Day from August 7, 2022 - August 13, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@carmine3

@Ozone

@wirdhere

@GaboRabo

@K1D

@ScribbltyHibblty

@KindaDrake


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @ClockworkPixel

2020: @ATheatricalSongBird

2015: @Auggie

2013: @missnull




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @TomFulp



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 13th, 2022


Sunday's issue of The Tank Tribune will be delayed. I am sadly not feeling too well. I'll have it up later this afternoon early evening. My apologies.


The-Great-One


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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 7th, 2022


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"COME FOR THE ARTICLES, STAY FOR THE ART AND MUSIC"

@CIEIRMusic




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome to an updated version of The Tank Tribune. Some things have been trimmed here and there. I have combined the General News, Artist News, and Community News all into one big section to help conserve space so I can post more pictures of more cool things happening! Since some of the fat has been cut, I have more to play with. I'll be expanding it further in the future. I mainly wanted to focus the paper more on news stories of what's going on the site. Another change is collaborations. I try to include those who have won Daily Features in P-Bot's Weekly Daily Features. Collaborations are becoming too large for me to really include. It just becomes a massive wall of text. I am hoping to improve this. I am looking for feedback. With that out of the way. Here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!

The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@PirateCrab @dekiruGD @RetroMoss @xfree99x @PredatorMusic

@Syntrus @StaggerNight @Manvineo @Curruff @iodinex64

@SerebetGM @Banana-head @Jatmoz @cyan11 @TheComet

@life @LarisB @GrantTheHierophant @Liam-Montana @Vista-Sound13 @Syamori


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Newgrounds New York Meetup 2022

On July 24th, there was a meetup of Newgrounds members in the Empire State. Almost twenty Newgrounders attended the event. Those @BrandyBuizel, @Imprez, @d0munit, @FletcherEPS, @GirZiggler, @Kiyo, @KingCrowned, @Tiny, @Slowsolid, @Flowingcheech, @EpithetSoup, @russ7k, @TheKahnMan, @NeatoNG, @Luis, and @Scootakip. Meet ups are always a fun way to get to know people on the site and trade stories. Collaborative efforts can come from these events as well. The music in 3rd Grade Transformers came about through a meetup. If you're ever in the area for one of these, you should definitely attend if you can.


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Philly Newgrounds Meet

@CaptainStevie is hosting a meetup in Philadelphia. Downtown Sheraton Philadelphia in Panel Room 1. If the event is a success, he will host more in the future. If you plan on attending the event and have some more time to kill, the Newgrounds Office is located in Glenside, PA. Less than an hour away from the Meetup. You could stop by and say hi to Tom. Here are directions.


DATE: August 27th at 11:00 AM EST


1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE UGASI SHOW

@Ugasisvelta is celebrating one year of The Ugasi Show here on Newgrounds with an art contest. The goal is to draw a fanart piece involving most of the cast or any of the guests that have been on the show. Rules and cast members can be seen in the news post. Below are the prizes.


  • 1ST - $50 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast. Winner will also receive their own UCU episode.
  • 2ND - $25 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast.
  • 3RD - $15 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast.


The deadline for the contest is August 24th. If you haven't heard about The Ugasi Show, check out some episodes below.


Blimp Detective - Episode 1 - Gassy's Bar

@Durinde has released an old school serial drama on the Audio Portal. They have made other dramas in the past. If there is general interest for this one, it will continue. Check out other one offs below.



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@Delfrig has announced the release date of the next episode of one of the best anime series on Newgrounds. The 26-letter saga, Alphabet: The Series. It will be debuting tomorrow August 8th! Mark your calendars for the occasion. Recap by watching all the past episodes of the series, A-Y.


Something big is coming to NG!

@Prox276 has a big project coming to the site. A game called Dynacore. It has been his passion project and he is excited to release it. Check out the trailer below and be ready, it will be launching on August 20th.



New Podcast Episode!

@ThatJohnnyGuy has released a new episode of his show The Off The Wall Show@i9incher joined him as a guest on the show to talk about viral music marketing, his own works, and other stuff. Check it out and check out pass episodes of Off The Wall.



On the Today Show

The frozen treat known as the Klondike Choco Taco has been discontinued by Klondike. One Newgrounds member in particular was saddened by this revelation and made a tweet about it, that user being @TomFulp. He made a tweet about it that was featured on the TODAY show's news segment about the ice cream. There has been good news in this regard. Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian has offered to purchase the rights to Choco Tacos. He doesn't have any news to share on this regard. Klondike has responded to the consumer's response in possibly bringing them back in the coming years.


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20 years of MINDistortion

@HeRetiK is celebrating the twentieth anniversary of his flash website, MINDistorion.tv. He has integrated the Ruffle engine so his games can be played once again. If you have a moment, stop on by the site. His collection can also be seen here on Newgrounds. Check out some of his works below.



500 FANS BAYBEE

@s-zenmode is celebrating reaching 500 Fans! He used to browse the site and decided to make an account. He then made a game from scratch and uploaded it to the Portal. He is now in the process of working on a game for the Mobile Game Jam. He is wrapping up an Alien Hominid Art Collab and working on his Pixel Day entry. Check out his first game and other works below!



Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch 2022 - Round 1 Closed

@LD-W has announced the closing of Round 1 for the DeathMatch. No more entries may be submitted by the combatants. The judging process is underway and will last two weeks, with Round 1 beginning on August 15th, Clock Day. LD-W has made a playlist compiling all of the Round 1 entries.



CASTING CALL / PAID - HELLION

@GrantTheHierophant is working on a pilot for an upcoming show he's working on called Hellion. He requires voice actors for his cast. This is a paid job in which you will be paid based on experience, equipment, and skill. Please state your rates when you apply. Here are the characters that need voices. Voice actors must be 18 years or older to audition.


  • Norman - a 14-year old male
  • Joan - a 15-year old female
  • Mr. Dark - a 48-year old male
  • Barrett - a 55-65 year old male


He encourages everyone to try out, even if you're new to voice acting. To apply simply PM GrantTheHierophant. You may link or attach a demo reel when you apply. You will then be given a script to send your audition with. Deadline for auditions is 11:59 PM on August 31st.


Posts incoming! (At long last)

@Amaruuk disappeared from the site for seven years while she was working on other projects. Welcome her back to the site and check out her works below!



Summer Collab Album!

@Dry is organizing a collaborative album with the theme of Summer. The collaboration will be on a private Discord server. If you want to join, PM Dry a copy of your work so he can decide whether or not to give you an invite. Once you're invited you will have until August 26th to complete your song. It needs to be sent in the Discord as an .mp3 or .wav. It will be used to make one big album on YouTube.


Thank you for 1k!

@Saminat is celebrating 1000 Fans here on Newgrounds. For the past ten years he has contributed his creations and collaborated with multiple creators here on the site, with his artwork and voice. He has given special thanks to @SuperPhil64@cecameron@Twisted4000@kalabor106@rambojoe@VoicesByCorey@Temorinki@ZaazNG, and his wife @grumpyfart. Congratulations to Saminat.



Some 'Dailiez' News!

@ZaneLittle has been working on a project where he makes a new song every day. He will be ending it on Day 30. It's not something he can keep up with due to working on songs for clients and listings. He has given advice on whether or not you should do this. For new musicians he gives a resounding yes. You can check out the collection here. Once ZaneLittle has completed the project, it will be added to the Archive.


"You don't have to share it or do anything with it, just DO it! It's fantastic practice, and wonderful discipline for people who struggle with musician's block. Forcing yourself to do this will make you more comfortable with getting started on new tracks, will make you more familiar and efficient with your DAW, and will likely force you to try new things which in basically all cases means learning new things! Finding a way around a busy schedule has its benefits too, and will get you to create music in situations where you may be limited or unfamiliar. The longer you go, the stronger a musician you will be, and I believe that fully!!"

ZaneLittle

August 6, 2022


It's my Birthday

@COOLZONE17500 has recently celebrated his 20th birthday. Wish him a happy birthday if you haven't already!




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We start the week off with @Ennuikal has won their seventh Daily Feature for Oh neat! (Vinesauce animated). Their previous Daily Feature win was for MARINARA QUEST.


@joaoppereiraus has won his tenth Daily Feature for Sally and the Cup. His previous win was for Judy's Unintentional Innuendo - Comic Dub.


@DynamoToon has picked up his sixth Daily Feature for Inkwell Reel. His previous win was hitting the Triple Crown for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg. DynamoToon has also done work on Season 2 of the hit series Helluva Boss.


FUSHIGI REANIMATED has picked up a Daily Feature for its team.


@DynamoToon has won his seventh Daily Feature this week for Monkey Wrench Reel. It consists of the shots he did for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg. He won earlier this week for Inkwell Reel.


Toonami Collab has won a Daily Feature for its team.


@mattyburrito has won his 11th Daily Feature for Pancake Peddler // B-Team Hustle. His previous win was for Death Reaper Strikes! // B-Team Hustle.





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There was a time when Super Smash Bros. Melee was all the rage. The anticipation for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the sequel to this masterpiece of a game was on the horizon. @NegativeONE@Luis@MindChamber, and @Evil-Dog came together to make Newgrounds Rumble. A game where Newgrounds biggest characters would fight against one another. It was truly a wonder and is still one of the most popular games on the site! How there hasn't been a sequel in all these years is beyond me.




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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 31, 2022 - August 6, 2022. Starting off at number five is @DuttonsaysHi for their song Spectre. Taking the number four spot is @Sequenced with their song sapphire. The number three spot goes to @ThePoopHead for their song Irregularity. Coming in at number two is @Dry for their song Hot Skates. And the number one song on the Audio Portal last week goes to Rutra - Into the Geometry by @RutraOfficiel.





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This week's featured artist is @Nitgo. He has been on the site for over a year now and has shown off some impressive sketch work. Give him a follow, and check out his works below!


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Some sketches

Nitgo





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@poopypeter


poopypeter is not only a dedicated artist here on the site, he is one of Newgrounds biggest supporters. He helps keep the Supporter Party forum alive. Thank you to poopypeter! Here are some of his threads in the Supporter Party!



PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?





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QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"Anytime I dream about having a car I drive like a drunk monkey."

@TheShokBlok


"The bears were not in eventually. The bears were always here."

@Toriav


"Not me! Mine fell off in the shower 8 years ago."

@Tangerine


"And why the hell are 2 people flipping the bird at me when I go into newgrounds!?"

@Prisimisho


"No. On Newgrounds, who you are doesn't matter, only what you do does. And this is why we're awesome."

@DamnedByFate


PIC OF THE WEEK

@TheTankTribune


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Here are the Users of the Day from July 31, 2022 - August 6, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@BananaBreadBoi

@Johnzu

@DynamoToon

@ryve

@Theepicosity

@NoahSegura

@zattdott


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @ClockworkPixel

2020: @ATheatricalSongBird

2015: @Auggie

2013: @missnull




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @Prox276.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




I hope you all have enjoyed the changes to the paper. If you didn't, then please let me know. We can only improve through feedback, and it's one of the most important aspects of Newgrounds. I have a future project that I am working on for Newgrounds. I hope you all have a fantastic morning and thank you again for reading!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Posted by TheTankTribune - July 31st, 2022


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"BELTHAGOR IS COOL"

@Belthagor




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! This will be the last time you see The Tank Tribune like this. No, I'm not redesigning the whole page. I feel the paper has gotten a bit stale and that some sections could use some modifying. Next week, will be a brand new layout that I hope you will all like. The Newgrounds Podcast is making its return with brand new hosts! They will also be broadcasting here on Newgrounds through the Newgrounds Radio feature! The Art-Inspired Music Contest has named its winner! Round 1 of The Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch is nearing the end. Without further ado, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Waterflame @Bishopdown @ZaneLittle @Ipsiom @Celestial-Sticker

@Vista-Sound13 @xYoungMotionx @KarmaLeaf @TheMusicWarrior @Svenzo

@bipolarmunkey @cadecomposer @Manvineo @iElectrocat @Seth

@Jumbs @LD-W @Stepford @Troisnyx @putdotnet


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Newgrounds Audio Deathmatch 2022: Round 1

Round 1 of the Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch is now in progress! The deadline for the combatants is tomorrow. The judging phase for the first round will then commence!


End of July Announcements

The Summer Lovin' Animation Jam was extended. The deadline is next Sunday! The Mobile Game Jam is also officially underway!


New hosts + Q&A

@TheNewgroundsPodcast is getting new hosts for the show. @Shal@heyopc, and @Droid will be hosting the show going forward. The show will also be getting broadcasted on The Newgrounds Radio.


How to create Scriptable Objects in Unity

@MonoFlauta has made a tutorial for game developers who use Unity. If you're looking to participate in an upcoming Game Jam, it will be a good idea to take a look.


The 2022 Art-Inspired Music Contest Results

@Random-storykeeper has announced the winners of this year's AIM! The 1st Place winner is @AlbeGian. Whose song was inspired by @chenfung





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We start the week off with @dietzribi winning his second Daily Feature for Toodee and Topdee Demo. His first win was for Sofra.


The Madness Series turned 20 years old and some Newgrounds members got together to celebrate with the Madness Anniversary Collab. @Zapchon picked up his third Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness SpeedRage 4 collab. @ALPHA992 picked up his second Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness - Retribution. @AwezNG picks up his fourth Daily Feature. His previous win being for Madness Cellfication. @BizWuzzZuzz won his first Daily Feature! His previous win was the Daily 2nd Place, Weekly 3rd Place, and Review Crew Pick for Madness Whitehank Zero: The Mulligan. @Boohzu2 has won their second Daily Feature. Their first win being for Madness - Retribution. @Crazymonkey154 has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Daily 3rd Place for Madness Hallucination 2. @danou94 has won his first Daily Feature. @DatSalty has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Speed. @FloppyFins has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Inpulse #1: Ranch Dressing. @GabrielBarsch has won his 17th Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Vandalization. @Gary has won his first Daily Feature. @Januxe has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Invisible Collab. @Jsoull has won his fifth Daily Feature. His previous win being for MAXIFICATION 2: Commencement. @kirxee has won his third Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Cellfication. @kokkare has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week for Madness Speed. @Kreepah has won his second Daily Feature. His first win was for Project: Infected Collab 3. The last Infection. @Lazzk has won their first Daily Feature. @nexGOO has won their second Daily Feature. Their first win was for Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis REDUX. @Novaheaded has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week award for Madness Speed. @SentryTurbo has won his seventh Daily Feature. His previous win being for Madness Cellfication. @Shadz64 has won his second Daily Feature. His first Daily Feature win was for Madness Cellfication. @thece has won his fourth Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Cellfication. @TheEPIXGUuY has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Daily 5th Place for NEXUS: HANK RAID. @Tuvster has won their third Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis REDUX. @Krinkels has won his 36th Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Combat 9.5 pt2.


@GlitchArtTV has won their eighth Daily Feature for BFF RING. Their previous win was for We call him demon.


@Cruddyhands has won their first Daily Feature for Homer Strangles Patty and Selma - Oney Plays Animated. Their previous win was the Daily 2nd Place for Zach Interviews Sonic - Oney Plays Animated.


@WrongLeverCreations has won their first Daily Feature for Joh and Dish Episode Two Out Now Teaser. Their previous win was the Daily 4th Place for Joh and Dish Episode Two Trailer.


@GRUB-LORD has won their third Daily Feature for A TRICKY ENCOUNTER. Their previous win being for RISKY SNEEZE.


We close off the week with @DynamoToon winning his fifth Daily Feature for Betrayal.jpg. His previous win was the Triple Crown for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg.





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 24, 2022 - July 30, 2022. Starting off at number five is @CertainlyCaro for Old King Bones. Taking the number four spot is @SPURME for Crystallized Mint Water. At the number three spot is @iodinex64 for Sunburned!. Coming in at number two is @bossfight for Bossfight - On U ft. Javeon. And the number one song on the Audio Portal based on popularity last week goes to stormz uh brewin full album by @beeni.





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This week's featured artist is @Demonbloodpal. He joined back in July. He draws cute video game characters. Perhaps we shall see him expand further in the future! Check out his works below and give him a follow!


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Fiooooooooo

Demonbloodpal





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@life


In last week's issue we talked about the passing of beloved Newgrounds member life. He was one of the site's most helpful users and most helpful moderators. He was one of the key members behind the NG Department of Defense and the Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge. Thank you life for all you have done for Newgrounds. Rest in peace.




PARTY CHITCHAT



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“Got some new pants today”

@Dry




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So why exactly are some people racist?

@GJMARS


Make up rumors about Tom Fulp

@ChrisOrksen


What was your first time buying/getting support

@Ret-art


chris chan is going to trial

@cerealgutz


Type your NG username on Dalle Mini

@DestroyinASentry


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"im waiting for a funko pop of a funko pop box"

@anymany


"Whaaa why am I so ugly I have no knees!! One boob is bigger then the other why don't I have more tiktok followers"

@poopypeter


"Finally, a truly child safe crayon. No chance anybody can swallow THIS."

@metalsonic655


"that isn’t a rooster"

@CrockettDK


"Nah bro. Cash, gas or ass, nobody rides for free."

@someaveragechap


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Yosos


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Here are the Users of the Day from July 24, 2022 - July 30, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@MrKoolTrix

@ShoesBeDrawin

@jackbliss

@Maprower

@Imprez

@Cacola

@dogmuth-behedog


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @jouste

2020: @VergingMaryStd

2015: @Cladicus-Claveman

2013: @my-own-glass-prison




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @Zeebarf.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




Sorry there hasn't been a lot to this issue this week. I've been hard at work trying to make The Tank Tribune better and more appealing to Newgrounds. I am excited for the return of The Newgrounds Podcast! Perhaps it will be time to feature them in the paper again. With what I have planned, I can certainly squeeze them in here. It is tough to try and fit as much as possible within this space. Perhaps one day we will have that Literature Portal. Until then, the news posts will have to suffice. Thanks again for reading and I hope you have a fantastic Sunday Morning!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Posted by TheTankTribune - July 24th, 2022


RIP Life (NG Mod)

@BlueHippo has reported some sad news. Longtime member and moderator @life has recently passed away. October would have been his 20th year on Newgrounds. He was always a friendly and fun individual known for his works on Jive Machine and The Newgrounds Quiz #2. He will be missed by all of us here on Newgrounds.





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"PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST"

@The-Great-One




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome back to The Tank Tribune in its full force once again. My vacation was great, I'm finally back in the swing of things, and there is a lot to do going forward. There was a lot going on last week. wavetro visited the Newgrounds office. Round 1 of The 2022 Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch has begun! This morning's Sunday Phonograph features one song from each combatant in this year's DeathMatch! xfree99x has been on the site for a year now and they have taken the Audio Portal by storm! Fro broke a bone. Juicy details about how Tom Fulp keeps the moderators in line. The 4th Annual Dr. Good's Operating Theatre is now in the works. Without further ado, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@LucidShadowDreamer @Syamori @Glassedhouse @Spadezer @Everratic

@CorruptModule @Fumijena @RedCocoa @Solaraloe @AceMantra

@IglicaV @DawMii @Lordant @eliasalija @MetaHumanBoi

@cyan11 @JarJarZoinks @JinZ @Vatriox @deepfriedfiend

@ConnorGrail @TeffyD @AkioDaku @Hyenaedon @ZaneLittle

@BurningSexuality @vidu3k333 @BlueCheeseCult @Shifterhead @Sequenced

@Jatmoz @CloakedSoup @Benji-G @Uxvellda @Paint2Acetone

@DigitalProdigy @GatorTots @Dominuus @AlbeGian @Zechnition

@TebyTheCat @Jernemies @FinaLee @Voltus @arbelamram

@DiosselMusic @Agente001Tomhson @Staintocton @Trackers @HalfDemureOfficial

@NoStereo @Mikaiah @TenodiBoris @Ziondiac @TheVodouQueen

@ackai @larrynachos @ChordsInMotion @AvapXia @KOROSANMUSIC

@SUNSCREECH @AlphaStormMusic @SnaresWorks @Febbs


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Newgrounds Audio Deathmatch 2022: Round 1

Round 1 of the Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch has begun! Below are the brackets. Some participants have dropped out of the first round. This morning's Sunday Phonograph features songs from all of the combatants in Round 1!


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Summer Lovin' Animation Jam

Last year was a huge Summer for Newgrounds with the Summer Animation Jams. This year it is being scaled back. A one-off Summer Animation Jam is being hosted by @BrandyBuizel. Here is the Jam detailed below.


Summer Lovin’ Jam

“What’s your favorite way to spend an endless summer?”


Create an animation loop to the rhythm of whatever track makes you feel those chill summer vibes. Playing volleyball at a rockin’ pool party, a grillmaster flipping burgers, friends hiking in the mountains, enjoying beers by the campfire, the love of a summer fling, or lickin’ ice cream cones by the waves on the beach.


Whatever makes YOU happy; share that experience with us this summer.


Some examples have been given below, using the song summer breeze by @Droid. These have been made by @BrandyBuizel and @Cymbourine. The due date is Sunday, July 31st at 11:59PM PST.


WENT TO NEWGROUNDS OFFICE!!!

@wavetro and @KindaDrake visited the Newgrounds Office. They got to meet Tom Fulp, @IvanAlmighty, and @PhantomArcade. They got to tour the office, say hi to @JohnnyUtah, chill with Tom and IvanAlmighty, and play test Nightmare Cops. There's a lot they can't talk about though.




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We start the week off with GIMMIKO winning a Daily Feature for its creators. @Tombdude winning their third Daily Feature. Their previous win was last week for RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR FAVOURITE NEWGROUNDS USERS ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!. @Prutte winning his first Daily Feature. His first trophy was the Daily 3rd Place for Pizzio's Pizza (3D).


Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg picks up a Daily Feature for its team. @Zeurel wins his 29th Daily Feature. He has hit the Triple Crown in the past for movies such as Bear Bear, W.A.R, and Joel Needs Milk!. @Awful-Ike wins their seventh Daily Feature. Their previous wins being for Orval's imaginary Friends and Tank Bros. @DOGL has won his 11th Daily Feature. His previous wins being for LUCKYBOY and (MuskJam) The Self Driving Car problem. @DynamoToon has won his fourth Daily Feature. His previous wins being for Dig Done F*cked Up and Out o' the Inkwell. @Fantishow has won his 26th Daily Feature. His previous wins being for Anime Amigos 3.33: This is (Not) Kawaii, Pico Joins the Army, and hitting the Triple Crown for his work on SACKHEAD STRIKES OUT!. @Gooseworx has won their second Daily Feature. Their first being for Little Runmo. @Gregzilla has won his fifth Daily Feature. His previous wins were for his work on The Mama Luigi Project - Super Mario World Reanimated Collab 2017, Glass Joe's Title Fight - ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Starbomb Collab - Starbomb, and The Ultimate Showdown Collab. @k7vin has won his seventh Daily Feature. His previous wins being for Twilight Princess: BAD WOLF, 'Scuse Me, and Dover Boys ReAnimated Project!. @Mayde and @mbsux have won their first Daily Feature! @Ockeroid has won their 26th Daily Feature. They have also hit the Triple Crown for their works on Rick Mann vs Boss Man, The Minecraft - Matrix, and SPOILERS. @puppetology has won their fifth Daily Feature. Their previous wins being for their work on the Ollie & Scoops Series. @Regyman has won his sixth Daily Feature. He has hit the Triple Crown for his work on Freaky Fred Reanimated! and L.M.J. @ThePivotsXXD has won his 23rd Daily Feature. He has hit the Triple Crown in the past for his work on BPTV PILOT and has won in the past for Paid in Exposure and Game Grumps - Cheer Squad. @ThePrimatePunk has won his 13th Daily Feature. His previous wins being for The King of Heck!, Ollie & Scoops Episode 6: Old Crumplecranks, and the Triple Crown for SACKHEAD STRIKES OUT!. @tyokio has won his eighth Daily Feature. His previous wins being for Desert Story, The Keepers of the Sky, and the Triple Crown for his work on Freaky Fred Reanimated!. @vezanmatics has won his 10th Daily Feature. His previous wins being for EVolution-abduction ep1, E.T. Excursion - episode 01, and the Triple Crown for his work on Freaky Fred Reanimated!.


@goat-on-a-stick has won their first Daily Feature for What it feels like to play Elden Ring. Their previous wins were the Daily 4th Place for The best Jedi in Star Wars that you never heard of and People who play Diablo Immortal.


@CanaryPrimary has won their first Daily Feature for Ultimate Threat. Their previous win was the Daily 2nd Place for Haidako.


Sweet Bite picks up a Daily Feature for its team. @Diives wins their 27th Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Buns Of Love and hitting the Triple Crown for Samurai Jack Intro - Remake Latino. @SakuUshi has won their third Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Xingzuo Game. @Vanware has won his first Daily Feature!


@KevinTemmer has won his sixth Daily Feature for Delete This Tweet. His previous wins include Somebody Else, You're Going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo, and What's the Matter, Martha?.


We close off the week with Morbsweeper winning a Daily Feature for its creators. @LumpyTouch has won his eighth Daily Feature. His previous wins were for Bad Monday Simulator, Luigi becomes an Elder God, and FRUITY PEBBLES. @qkjosh has won their first Daily Feature!





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 17, 2022 - July 23, 2022. Starting off at number five we start the week off with a regular on this list, @milkypossum with their song Eclipse. Taking the number four spot last week is @xfree99x with MINDBREAK. xfree99x's songs have been lighting up the Front Page lately. At number three last week is Madness Series composer @cheshyre with another entry for said series MC9.5 pt 1 Soundtrack. Coming in at number two is @RocketDogShawn with his first submission to the Audio Portal entitled AGP2. And the number one song on the Audio Portal based on popularity last week is Speedrun (NoStereo Remix) by @NoStereo, with the original song by @Dieswyx. Congratulations to all of you!





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This week's featured artist is @gailgailgail. She joined just this month and has already started leaving an impression in the Art Portal. Check out her works below and give her a Follow!


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w3st - s1ngl3 s00n

gailgailgail





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@LD-W


LD-W first started off on the site as @Lich. He was one of Newgrounds first Supporters when the feature was launched. He switched over to a new account, not unlike MaestroSorrow becoming MaestroRage. During this time as LD-W he has won 3rd Place in the 2020 Art-Inspired Music Contest. The following year LD-W would take 1st in the Art-Inspired Music Contest. They would also win first place in last year's Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch. Now they are the host and judge of the 2022 Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch. LD-W has been a huge help to the Audio Portal, being an Audio Moderator, voice of reason in the Audio Forum, and contributor to projects here on the site. Thank you for all you have done in such a short time LD-W!




PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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“I go on Newgrounds, all day everyday”

@AhWham




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LATEST INTERVIEW | HavryloThePigeon

The creator of the Underrated Artist Hangout ThreadThe Hav Show, and Nol's Therapy Mansion. One of the genius minds behind Newgrounds.




ARTIST NEWS


My new comic Deadlift Lodge!

@ConnorGrail has released a new comic! Chapter 1 is here on Newgrounds! It is a supernatural slice of life story. The second and third chapters will be posted here soon. You can read them on WebToons and Tapas as well.



A couple of things

@Seth is looking to be nominated in a local award called the Missing Plug Awards. He asks that you nominate him for said award by filling out this form. The two sections you need to make nominations for are below.


  • Seth Skoda in Musical Artist Of The Year
  • Zeitro Music in Media Platform Of The Year


Seth is also looking to start a gaming channel. He's looking for a game that can be easily emulated on a PC, that's not hot garbage, and that is long so he can stretch a series out. He's currently taking suggestions.


Double front-page, all across the sky

@dhudson907 has had two of his songs Frontpaged. More songs will be coming next month. dhudson907 will be playing on the New Blood stage at Bloodfestival.



I got some questions ma'e

@Nitgo is a new artist here on the site. He has some questions about purchasing a talent and what software to use for it. How to meet new artists and get his works noticed on the site. He also wants to know how you're doing. Give him a welcome to Newgrounds and help him out if you're a fellow artist.


Halloween Animation Collab

@DannyGoodShirt and @Rannitx are starting up their 4th Annual Halloween Collaboration. The Dr. Good's Operating Theatre. You can animate anything horror related. There are guidelines to this collaboration.


  • Animate anything in the Horror Genre.
  • Gore/violence is allowed. Horror Comedy is allowed. Creepy Sci-Fi is allowed.
  • NO PORN. sorry freaks.
  • NO MEME LOW EFFORT TOONS.
  • Animation length time is 10-90 seconds.
  • DEADLINE: SEPTEMBER 24TH


When you have completed your piece, you can send it to DannyGoodShirt's E-Mail. If you need any help with backgrounds, voice acting, writing, etc., or you want to contribute, but don't have time to animate, then you can join the Discord Server. Check out the past collaborations below.


Sorry for not posting anything

@IDKA4 computer broke recently. It is being fixed; it will unfortunately take between 2-3 weeks. He won't have any new art for some time. Check out his works below and give him a follow for his return.



Five Nights At Fulps Bug Fixes!

@Pommisc has announced bug fixes made to Five Nights at Fulps. The black screen bug has been fixed. If you find anymore, then please let the team know.


Final Roommates Comic-Con Panel

@FlowJoe has posted a video of the Comic-Con panel that was done for the series Roommates. Check out the panel and the series!




She Lives Through You

@LucidShadowDreamer recently was a part of a big folk music festival. They have released a song that means a lot to them. It is an incredible Cinematic piece. LucidShadowDreamer is looking for feedback. Not only on the song, but the experience the song has made you feel.


THOUGHT UPDATE SUMMER 2022

@ninjamuffin99 has a lot of updates concerning his work and life. He's been hard at work on FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. He's been going to therapy due to work on the FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' and his personal life. He has also given out financial advice to Newgrounds members. Be sure to give his news post a full read.




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To choose just one of the many creations behind Edd Gould, a.k.a. @eddsworld, is practically impossible for the Flash Portal History. We will stick with Hammer & Fail and Hammer & Fail 2 though. They showcase the characters brilliantly. The writing and comedic timing are perfection. It is one of the funniest things on Newgrounds, with Hammer & Fail 2 winning the Triple Crown.


"I drew a revised version of the eddsworld bungalow with another floor, and then thought about using that from now on. Then i realised i coudlnt just change the house magically one episode. Then i decided it might be funny to see them build it. This was also a good time to introduce thier neighbours which have never been mentioned but i have always known ere there, thier rivals. Opposite versions of themselves, much like Bizarro, The rowdyruff boys and so forth. The original reason for splitting it was to keep fans happy faster, but in the end i think it took just as long as normal thanks to other complications!"

eddsworld

August 31, 2011




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NEW USERS


@xfree99x is our newest musician on the site. They joined earlier this month and have already been on the front page of Newgrounds! Check out their works below!



@Nitgo joined back in 2021. He's an artist on the site who said hello in the Intro Thread. Check out his works below!



@AleF2050 is our newest artist on the site. He was brought to the site when he was a kid by games such as Portal Defenders and Adobo's Big Adventure. He has a fascination of Japanese artwork. He's looking to get started, so any tips you can give him would be grateful.




STORIES


Intrusive thoughts

@Template88 is wondering if the Newgrounds members have intrusive thoughts and where do they come from? Like when you're up in a high place and a small voice in your head says "JUMP". Do these thoughts come from the void? What are they? How many other members here have them?


What do NG moderators eat?

@SuperRobloxBros is curious about what the moderators of Newgrounds eat. The answer appears to be Mexican food or Taco Bell.


Tell me a Newgrounds Story

@Fro has used a Plot Generator to auto write a story about Tom Fulp. He wants you to use it to write a Newgrounds related story. Here are some titles below.


Mean sirtom 93

A Short Story by @Gimmick


Cold Pico Fulp

A Short Story by @Gimpmastermind


I'm coming out for the first time.

@Kiwi has come out as liking women. She has repressed this for a long time and is now come out in the open here on Newgrounds!


I competed in a championship strongman comp

@Fro competed in Championship Strongman Competition. There were five events, he won 1st Place in the first event, but lost the rest due to breaking his leg in the first event.




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James from Pokémon is hot

@CrockettDK


Corrupt a Wish

@DrSevenSeizeMD


Don’t take me to staples

@z0i


Advice on how to properly clean your Third Perspective Wormgate

@SparkeyBro


It's a pillow... It's a pet

@DrunkGecko


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"i don't dress up to watch videos."

@DamnWei


"I don't feed them anything because moderators perform best when they are hungry. The dangling promise of Mexican food works especially well."

@TomFulp


"How do you know my name and yet know my husband, Boomhauer and the fact that I'm a Cherokee Princess?"

@Vampfairyx


"Newgrounds is on steroids right now. Please come back later. Thank you."

@Alvesteffer19


"Do you need ass to mouth resuscitation sir?"

@GlassPen123


PIC OF THE WEEK

@CrockettDK


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Here are the Users of the Day from July 17, 2022 - July 23, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@CletusJohannes

@Carrion

@Zombie-Pimp

@JoelLikesPigs

@teemovsall

@Mejson

@Just-a-ng-dummy


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @Teminite

2020: @Shnozball

2015: @nutboxz

2013: @moshingmadman666




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @DrNeroCF.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




This is a lot of fun getting to do this paper again. In the process though, I have neglected my other projects that I need to get caught up on. If you haven't become a patron on my Patreon, now would be a great time. Each month, I am donating my Patreon proceeds to the prize pool for the Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch. If you don't want to join my Patreon, that's cool, you can always donate directly to Newgrounds and message Tom telling him which of the multiple contests and jams you would like your donation to go. Becoming a Newgrounds Supporter is the main priority though. Without support, Newgrounds couldn't be what it is and do all the cool stuff it does! Thanks as always for reading The Tank Tribune and I hope you have a fantastic morning!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Posted by TheTankTribune - July 17th, 2022


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"IT'S 'EVERYTHING, BY EVERYONE'. NOT 'DO EVERYTHING, FOR EVERYONE'."

@Thetageist




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Before you read any further, go to General News, read about VoicesByCorey, then come back here. I just returned from my vacation. It was a wonderful time. There were many sexy pictures taken. If this issue of The Tank Tribune gets over 100 Reactions, I will post them in the next issue. I wasn't able to keep up with a lot of Newgrounds stuff during my absence due to shitty Wi-Fi and shitty reception. At the same time though, I was on vacation, so I just enjoyed myself. Next week's issue will be a banger though.

The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@LordNom @F-777 @Dryest @iElectrocat @NewMalcolminia

@Drakensson @softable @TheMusicWarrior @haxory

@MassiveMarioLuigi700 @TwistedFW @tiyumusic @Nitrocore @LagomyDrago

@ninjamuffin99 @Thriftman @Vista-Sound13 @50Steaks @kevintherobloxnoob




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Need Some Help

@VoicesByCorey is in financial crisis. His wife recently had surgery and he needs help. Anything you can donate would be greatly appreciated. Go to hi Ko-Fi and Donate. He has given Newgrounds so much throughout the years. Here are some of his works below.



Best of June 2022!

Newgrounds has voted and the best of the month of June have been decided! Best Movie goes to @Speedo@AmazinLarry, and @PixieWillow for Disgraced AttorneyBest Game goes to @LumpyTouch and @Spasco for Bad Monday SimulatorBest Song goes to @naytethehermit for Stalker's MaskBest Art goes to @MicroBihon for their winning Pico Day entry Welcome to the Newgrounds Parade.


BEST MOVIE



BEST GAME



BEST SONG



BEST ART



Clocks of the BBS 2022

@Little-Rena is hosting another Clocks of the BBS collab for Clock Day. The deadline is August 14th, a day before Clock Day. Below is last year's entry.



Toonami Collab!

@Sevi is hosting a Toonami Collab. The deadline is this Thursday! If you want to participate and feel you could have an entry out in time, contact Sevi as soon as you can to see what remaining spots are left.


Mobile Game Jam - Aug 1st

@Stepford is hosting a Mobile Game Jam coming up. The Game Jam will start on August 1st. Entries must be posted before Clock Day, August 15th. If you have never entered a Game Jam, this is a great one to start on. Stepford also has a Game Developer Discord to join.


New York City meetup!

@MigMoog is hosting a meetup in New York City. If you're in the area, then take this opportunity to meet some other members of Newgrounds! Those attending are @Tiny, @MarvelousToastbrand, @NeatoNG, @TheDyingSun, @Imprez, @FletcherEPS, and @BrandyBuizel.


Bar Hopping Collab 2022

@Lmarshmellowbruh is hosting a collab where your OC will be at a bar, having a drink. Simply draw your OC at the bar having a drink. There are some stipulations though.


  • No NSFW submissions.
  • Character must be a transparent background format
  • Canvas limit for character must be around 1900/1080 pixels you can go a bit higher but keep in mind your character wants to be able to fit in the bar.


The deadline for the collaboration is August 7th.


Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch 2022

Round 1 of the Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch will start tomorrow. We shall see which Newgrounds Musicians have passed the Audition Round and made it to the brackets.


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The following is the past two weeks of Daily Feature winners. First the week of July 3, 2022 - July 9, 2022. We start off the week with @MarkBox winning their first Daily Feature for Pokémon Animation Clair : Nice Ass View. MarkBox won their first award, a Daily 2nd Place, for Pokémon Parody : Team Rocket's Blasting off again!!.


@StaggerNight has won their 12th Daily Feature and @meulinex has won their second Daily Feature for Driving. StaggerNight has won Daily Features in the past for Evangelion Collab, Gamers Paradise, and Astronaut's Quarrel - Among Us. meulinex has won Daily Features for FulpWare and SHOOT TRIP DIE - DEMO.


@illwillpress has picked up another Daily Feature for Dude! Internet : Foamy The Squirrel. @tansau has won his sixth Daily Feature for Watch Me!. His previous win was for Taming The Tiger.


@travsaus has won their third Daily Feature for azazel breakdancing. Their first Daily Feature win was for We Do a Little Crashing.


@GlitchArtTV has won their seventh Daily Feature for We call him demon. Their previous win was for Literalmente FNF.


@Krinkels has won his 35th Daily Feature and 11th Triple Crown, @cheshyre has won his 12th Daily Feature and third Triple Crown, and @CturiX-Kemilon has won their fifth Daily Feature and third Triple Crown for Madness Combat 9.5 pt2.



Now onto last week, July 10, 2022 - July 16, 2022. We start off the week with @CraeYT who has won their second Daily Feature for WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR WONDERTART, but i animated it. Their first Daily Feature was for This is Friday Night Funkin'.


@Tiltro has won his eighth Daily Feature for Chip of Potato. His previous win was being a part of FulpWare.


@RainbowCemetery has won their second Daily Feature for Ascension. Their first Daily Feature win was for Midnight Sun.


Five Nights at Fulp's has won a Daily Feature for its team. @FrosstyArt, @analworm18, @Fropomolo, @MassiveTwo, @mitserracccoon, @rigglesquiggle, and @ScribbltyHibblty, have won their first Daily Feature. @Pommisc has won their fourth Daily Feature. Their previous win being for SHOOT TRIP DIE - DEMO. @ToppleNG has won their eighth Daily Feature. Their previous win being for FulpWare. @NoMoreChie has won his third Daily Feature. His previous win was for Tankmas ADVENTure 2020. @Stepford has their sixth Daily Feature. Their previous win was for 360 Degrees. @Stradomyre has won their 12th Daily Feature. Their first being for DEAD ESTATE - LAUNCH TRAILER. @TeraVex has won his eighth Daily Feature. His previous win was for FulpWare. @nexketch and @TheReposer were also beta testers for the game. nexketch won a Daily Feature in the past for beta testing SHOOT TRIP DIE - DEMO.


@GrayNG has won his sixth Daily Feature for Cloud's Question. His previous win was for Delivery Men | The Benny and Fraser Show #4.


@NeatoNG has won his first Daily Feature for The Simpsons Meet Cuphead IRL.


To close off last week RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR FAVOURITE NEWGROUNDS USERS ARE COMING FOR YOU!!! has picked up a Daily Feature for its team. @plufmot has won their fourth Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Peter's Quest. @LeviRamirez has won their fifth Daily Feature. Their previous win being for GUN SHIT DRIVE - Shoot Trip Die Demake. @Tombdude, @CarterSterling have won their first Daily Feature. @ayekerik has won her seventh Daily Feature. Her first win being for Hair Scare Food Court (PARAPPA 2 FAN ANIMATION). @ConnorGrail has won his 14th Daily Feature. His first win being for PUMP. @conundrym has won their fourth Daily Feature. Their previous win being for 360 Degrees. @Droid has won their third Daily Feature. Their previous win being for 360 Degrees. @heyopc has won their 16th Daily Feature. Their first win being for Fighting Flowey (Undertale Parody). @Jack has won his seventh Daily Feature. His previous win being for FulpWare. @meulinex has won their fifth Daily Feature. Their previous win was last week for Driving. @MigMoog has won his seventh Daily Feature. His previous win was for Porb Dressup. @nokoi has won their second Daily Feature. Their previous win was for AMERICAN BALLFROG. @poptaffy has won their eighth Daily Feature. Their first win being for Spilled Milk. @Shal has won their third Daily Feature. Their first being for Hexagons: Out of Grasp. @SlickRamen has won their third Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Peter's Quest. @SomeApe has won his sixth Daily Feature. His previous win being for Porb Dressup. @Stepford has won their seventh Daily Feature. Their previous win being earlier this week for Five Nights at Fulp's. @VoicesByCorey has won his 15th Daily Feature. His previous win being for r/Alchemy | Fullmetal Alchemist. @Xinxinix wins their second Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Tankmas ADVENTure 2021.





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 3, 2022 - July 9, 2022. Starting off at number five is @BrunoNG for Magical Forest Of Magic. Taking the number four spot is @Dieswyx and @milkypossum for Dieswyx & Milkypossum - The Ultra Hyper Mega Super Banger Zone. At number three is @karanXD with DORITOS. Coming in at number two is @Jumbs, @LD-W, and @Stepford for Hellcat (Meow!). And the number one song on the Audio Portal two weeks ago is Panda Eyes - Always by @PandaEyesOfficial.



Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 10, 2022 - July 16, 2022. Starting off at number five is @blaconator, @jacksonlaurie, and @maxxjamez with Mario and Luigi. Taking the number four spot is @NimbusCumulus with Ear Candy. At number three is @Tritnew for Baby Blue. Coming in at number two is @NairyBaptiste for Future. And the number one song of Newgrounds last week is Timebomb by @Demonicity.





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This week's featured artist is @PS-X. She has been on the site for over a year now and has made incredible works, growing her craft during her stay here. Check out her works below!


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Yo!

PS-X





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Remi-le-Oduen


Remi-le-Oduen is a Newgrounds member from Russia. Due to the sanctions placed on Russia, it makes it difficult for him to renew his Supporter Status. He is doing everything possible to renew his Supporter Status. The-Great-One intends on renewing his status for him. Remi-le-Oduen has been a Newgrounds Supporter for over five years now! Thank you to your tireless dedication to Newgrounds Remi-le-Oduen.


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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“F**k Windows 11”

@DemisurgeX




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P-Bot


P-Bot is one of the hardest working members of Newgrounds. He manages the Portal, helping keep Newgrounds clean with his trusty BLAM CANNON. He also shows the Top 5 entries from the Portal every day. The Tank Tribune lists the Daily Feature for each day of the week. P-Bot's posts list the Daily 2nd-5th Places as well. If you haven't been to P-Bot's Forum, check it out when you get the chance.


"My job is pretty easy thanks to the helpful people of Newgrounds. If they like something, I deliver it out of judgment. If they don’t like it, I take it out with my Blam Cannon! Every day at midnight I tally up the scores and make a post sharing the day’s results."

@P-Bot

April 1, 2020




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NEW USERS


@DulciDaily is our newest writer on the site. They have written over 30 erotic novels for Reluctant Press. They're also an artist. They dabble in shemale stories and art.


@Eldritchsaxes is our newest artist and musician on the site. She heard about the creative aspects of Newgrounds and wanted a place to receive constructive criticism on her art. She's also looking to make new friends here as well! Check out her works below!



@TWhattup is our newest musician on the site. He is completely new to Newgrounds. Check out his works below!



@putdotnet is our newest artist and musician here on the site. He's here to find fellow artists and is hoping to the community will take him in. Check out his works below!



@gailgailgail is our newest artist and musician here. She makes webcore art and orchestrate bangers. Check out her works below!



@Demonbloodpal is our newest artist here. He is a graphic designer and character designer. He draws monsters, cute girls, and robots just to name a few. Check out his works below.



@Flandern is our newest artist and animator on the site. He has been on Newgrounds for a while now and has just started to use the forums. He's looking to improve his skills on the site. Check out his works below!



@KOGonabudget is our newest artist on the site. He's pretty new to the site and is sharing his art. Check out his works below.



@beeruz is our newest artist on the site. They knew Newgrounds for a KFC Platformer. They hope to either traumatize or charm the Newgrounds community with their art. Check out their works below.





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Here are the Users of the Day from July 3, 2022 - July 16, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@SWiTCH

@OneGrumpyLumpy

@Andyl4nd

@Sharkalien

@MegatonSlater

@Weretoons

@StufflingDX


@PsychoGoldfish

@LilSpook

@binejyeah

@TaraGraphika

@QELINDENT

@aba1

@marbardan82


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @CryoGX

2020: @Abinovyx

2017: @Drewpy

2012: @LilGoosemcSHNICK




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Posted by TheTankTribune - July 4th, 2022


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"NEW GROUNDS FOR NEWSPAPERS"

@CrockettDK




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Hello Newgrounds. My Internet has been funky lately. I've been packing and planning a vacation. This is the fifth damn time I have tried to get this posted. For the love of Tom Fulp I hope this is the last attempt. I love all of you. I will be back in seven days.

The-Great-One




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FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Aaron-Long @FLAVOUR-STAR @EdibleCastle @BlueCheeseCult @GreyscaleDex

@naytethehermit @Voiggers @Cresince @Possibly @NewMalcolminia

@TebyTheCat @CloakedSoup @Jatmoz @Zechnition @CommanderJersey

@SynchroSpectre @KawaiSprite @xMightyEightx @maxxjamez @thiccburger

@MaestroRage @liljim


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Pico Day 2022 Winners!

The winners of Pico Day have been announced! Best Movie goes to @RGPAnims, @Stanpai, @Awful-Ike, @ayekerik, @BrandyBuizel, @chipollo, @claykid12345, @devoidgazer, @Ducksen, @HabaneroTadpole, @heyopc, @HyperJam, @Jack, @Jaster, @Joe-Mega, @KOLANI, @LDranzer, @Linethickness, @meulinex, @midgetsausage, @mikelzNG, @milkypossum, @PKToastyVA, @Pommisc, @poptaffy, @POSTBOY, @ProsciuttoMan, @Pyronator, @Saidei, @Shay-KiFullalove, @SirLenward, @SomeApe, @TappyWara, @TeraVex, @TheGaboefects, @Tiltro, @Tiny, @ToppleNG, @Tornada, @TrustyNG, @Tyro1301, and @xeedot for FulpWare. Best Game goes to @TheBlueHatted, @FifLeo, and @kiwiquest for FulpWare.



Best Game goes to @TheBlueHatted@FifLeo, and @kiwiquest for PICO'S BRAWL ARENA.



Best Audio goes to @milkypossum for NG STARS Full OST.



Best Art goes to @MicroBihon for Welcome to the Newgrounds Parade.





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We start the week off with @Jaba992 winning his eighth Daily Feature for What if Morpheus took both pills?. His first Daily Feature win was for SuperMega Animated: I Lost My Son back in December 2019.



@jobaba has won their first Daily Feature for porch. They also received the Weekly 5th Place. Their first win was for Twomad Escapes the Police - Twomad Animated, winning the Daily 4th Place and Weekly 4th Place back in April.



@Redmoa has won his 10th Daily Feature for Purple. His previous win being for Dragonslayer at the beginning of June. He has also won Daily Features for Hey Star, Look at Me, Alter Egos, and Persistence.



@OllieAndScoops has won their seventh Daily Feature for their series. Ollie & Scoops Episode 9: Vinnie Video. Their first Daily Feature win was for Ollie & Scoops Episode 1: Pizza Pilot back in 2019.



@Shadok has won their second Daily Feature for BRO AIRBOATS IN PORTAL. Their first Daily Feature win was for SCOUT IS ANNOYING. Their previous win was the Daily 4th Place for Rules of the Internet Explained - LOVEWEB.



@JPiXeLAnimations picks up his first Daily Feature for A Blow to the Crow. His previous win was the Daily 4th Place for Nutty The Squirrel - Sleepin' for The Holidays



Mix 'n' Match: Episode 1 - New Day, New Ideas has won a Daily Feature for @9Hammer, @PhasmaGORE, and @realporter.





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of June 26, 2022 - July 2, 2022. Starting off at number five is @Demonicity for Alarma. At number four is @Montron for Unity. Taking the number three spot is @Ramn0 and @DrayxMusic for Ramno & Drayx - Critical Excrusion. Coming in at number two is @Dieswyx for [Bonus #4] The Last Chance. And the number one song of last week is Diamonds On Neptune by @Toastcrumch.





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This week's featured artist is @Azeleon. They have been making art on Newgrounds since May 2021. They have a fantastic approach to the different characters of Newgrounds with some amazing OC's as well!


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Pico (Azeleon Style)

Azeleon





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Luis


This week we are here to honor the #1 Fan of Newgrounds. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. A member of the site who has worked with the staff behind the scenes for years before becoming an administrator for the site. Always contributing to the Portal. Contributing towards prizes and being a part of the Supporters for multiple years. We are here to thank Luis for all he has done for the site.


"I dont really plan ahead to far out. But its a safe bet that most of what you can expect from me is community related. Meetups in exotic locations, more dumb contests, and more collaboration. I definately want to expand collaboration to touch other parts of the site such as the audio portal so yea more communication and collaboration with the audio side of the site would be great. Those guys need more lovin."


-Luis

May 19, 2009


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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“i can't wait to move out”

@ManuelGennaroMusic




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ARTIST NEWS


Be my friend?

@ZaneLittle is a composer here on Newgrounds. He has been featured in the Sunday Phonograph before. He's on Twitter and looking for like-minded composers from Newgrounds to chat with. If you're on Twitter, say hello, share some of your music, follow him on Twitter.


800 Fans, FulpWare, GunMan +MORE!

@mikelzNG has celebrated reaching 800 Fans. He has spoken about his work on the Pico Day entry FulpWare. He also spoke about his works with @ProsciuttoMan. He's working on some passion projects, one being a cartoon he's been working on since 2019. The other being a documentary outside of Newgrounds.


Vote for the Next Upload!

@bipolarmunkey is looking to get out of his comfort zone when making music. He is looking for input about his music and where he should take his works next. He has listed some options below. Take a listen to his music and make your decision. Post your vote on his news post.


  1. Evolver 3.0 - a complete overhaul of an old song, re-recorded from scratch and adjusted for the things I've learned since last time I did it.
  2. Adrenaline - A lot of synth work overlayed on a catchy rock riff. Something a little different than what I'm used to.
  3. 7 String Smackdown - as the name implies, just some riffage with my 7 string.



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On June 3, 2006, sixteen years ago, @noogai would grace us with a flash that would become a full series on Newgrounds, adapting to the changes of computer animation throughout its run. That would be Animator vs. Animation. Where the animator fights his own creation on his computer desktop. This would be the start.




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NEW USERS


@JPhanto is new to the site! Say hello to them in the Intro Thread!


@guppygrapes is our newest artist on the scene. They used to play games on the site as a kid. They're making OC's here on the site. Check out their works below!



@MedleyMoe is our newest NSFW artist on the site. They're looking to get into animation and bring their music to the site as well! Check out their works below!



@weazeltech is our latest creator here. He is looking to make a Mega Man inspired fighting game. He came to Newgrounds to join a community and make some friends. They're a web developer looking to get into game development. Check out his art below!





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The angry emoji is not funny!

@ThatUnikittyFan


Your favorite thing on NG today?

@DrSevenSeizeMD


ONLY 1% CAN READ THIS TEXT (NOT CLICKBAIT)

@ElectricAngel7482


Mystery Meat

@Wegra


Show NG your desktop!

@Sommy


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"the BBS and the imaginary writing section that lives in my head."

@AnEvilHeat


"I vant to zuck your cock"

@DrunkGecko


"those damn squirrels are saying my full legal name in morse code"

@Notakin


"a man walks into a bar and trips over a stool (it's dark because the lights are off)."

@YonusBahtzee


"They probably just started cramming it into random orifaces until they found something that worked."

@DanPanic


PIC OF THE WEEK

@tommygunn208


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Here are the Users of the Day from June 26, 2022 - July 2, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@SPURME

@PilotSpikey

@chocoholicmonkey

@Roksim

@GraceAndGlory

@VinegarDude

@Moosh


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @CuteNikeChan

2020: @MAUBILE

2017: @kirxee

2012: @Interwhat




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games from @Stepford.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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