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NO. 58 - This Paper is Rated M for Mature

Posted by TheTankTribune - May 16th, 2022


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"IF YOU'RE ILLITERATE, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. SORRY."

@RoligtJackson




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! A lot has been happening on the site lately! We have the Best of April announced! Newgrounds title font was dropped. We have had some updates to the site. milkypossum is on Spotify. There has been discussion and work being done with NFTs. A new reanimation collab is open, this time for Animaniacs. The Members of Newgrounds have been talking about a live action Pico movie. It has been a busy time with everybody hustling and bustling. Which some of the works being done are not suitable for children, so unfortunately this and most likely every issue going forward will have to be labeled M for Mature, or T for Teen if I'm lucky. With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@8-bitheroes @DemisurgeX @Burner98 @Dryest @Horizon95

@EliteFerrex @Vista-Sound13 @Lucozire @drasticallyreduced @nal1200

@EON @ThatJohnnyGuy @PsiStarOfficial @Jernemies @aria07277

@GlitchmanVGM @Casper @steampianist @SpikeVallentine @Catpocalypse


UPCOMING COMPOSERS




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Best of April 2022!

The Newgrounds Community has voted, and the results have been tabulated! Here are the Best Movie and Best Game of April 2022! The Best Movie goes to @Flashgitz@Arzonaut@BoyPorcelain, and @Potatoman for Console Wars 1994. The Best Game goes to the Flash Forward Jam winners @BoMToons@Luis@JohnnyUtah@l0litsmonica@Pyragmus, and @TeraVex for Portal Defenders: Tower Defense.


Special thanks to the ongoing sponsors @A-Non-E-Moose@Manderby@53xy83457@olskoo and @wheezl..


The Best Audio for the month goes to @tsuyunoshi for show and tell teaser (joshwa). The Best Art for the month goes to @Giganide for KIrby 30th Anniversary. Congratulations to all of the winners!


BEST MOVIE



BEST GAME



BEST AUDIO



BEST ART



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Newgrounds Font & Site Updates

@Filiprb has created a font style for based on the Newgrounds title header! You can download it here! The Newgrounds History page has also been updated. Piconjo Day is June 9th and Pico Day is June 11th!


Animaniacs 2020 Reanimation Collab

@REJAnimation is starting a reanimation collaboration for a segment from the Animaniacs 2020 reboot. It is the “Suffragette City” Song “Cartoon Rights” to fight for the rights for Animated Americans to vote. You can watch the song below. You can follow the thread for more details!





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We start the week off with @HorseFolder winning his 12th Daily Feature for Joust My Luck. His first Daily Feature win was for Pike and the Horseshoe Crab. We have a trio picking up the Daily Feature and Weekly 5th Place for Mix 'n' Match (Pilot). @9Hammer wins his 10th Daily Feature, @PhasmaGORE wins their second Daily Feature, and @realporter won their first Daily Feature. @illwillpress picks up the Daily Feature for his Foamy the Squirrel series with Hypocritical Media : Foamy The Squirrel. Due to illwillpress taking down and re-uploading his works updated to HD it is hard to gauge his Daily Feature count. @Alakamame has won his third Daily Feature for Who can it be now!?. @Twisted4000, @Crashgen, and @Hyenaedon have all picked up a Daily Feature for Palutena Comes Home. @Flashgitz, @Arzonaut, @CalebJordan360, @glasscake, and @SouredApple have all picked up a Daily Feature for POV your life is over. We close off the week with @GlitchArtTV and @DegoDraws picking up a Daily Feature for Literalmente FNF.





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These are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on Popularity from May 8, 2022 - May 14, 2022. Starting off at number five is Razz by @ThePal. Coming in at number four is Under Attack by @Djjaner. Taking the number three spot is The Final Battle by @DerpcatOfficial. Running up at number two is MALWARE by @milkypossum. And the number one song of last week goes to @Waterflame for -Body Panic-.





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This week's featured artist is @ErasedMe. Her works don't hold one single style to them. With a wide range of influences, you're never quite sure what you might see from her. Check out her works below!


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What's lost will never be forgotten

ErasedMe





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Tritnew


Tritnew is a newer supporter. He's been a huge fan of Newgrounds. Delighting the forums with his posts. He is also a musician here on the site as well as an artist. Thank you Tritnew for being one of Newgrounds biggest fans and newest supporters!


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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“huh”

@poopypeter




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The Interviewer has been a bit behind lately. I would like to share with you, the inspiration for The Interviewer. It is with a project back on the Newgrounds Mag called Developer Spotlight. This is where interviews would be conducted with the animators and game developers of Newgrounds. Tom Fulp of Newgrounds, Randy Solem of Video Game Directors Cut, Dave of Retarded Animal Babies. It is being updated every Tuesday on the Newgrounds @Archive. Check out some interviews of the past.




ARTIST NEWS


Lovecraft Noir Officially Complete

@CIEIRMusic has finished a radio series entitled Lovecraft Noir. It started off as an unscripted comedy sketch and grew into a full-fledged story. You can listen to the whole series here on Newgrounds. Lovecraft Noir: Newgrounds Playlist.


it’s been tough.

@GlowBoyMusic and their significant other have been going through some tough times. They lost power at their home and had to stay with GlowBoyMusic's significant other's parents' place. They have no money besides help from relatives, friends, and doing commission work. This will put a delay in GlowBoyMusic's music schedule here on Newgrounds. They also have some encouraging words for Newgrounds.


"gotta keep my head up! and so should you… tough times can really get us down when we least expect it, and sometimes— we fucking lose our shit over it! but, as long as you maintain a balance and have the right support, you will be okay. i promise."


with love,

—Glow


Best Games of April Review! (with video feedback)

@FuturecopLGF has reviewed the Best Games of April here on Newgrounds and ranked them. He has video feedback with gameplay footage that you can view below. Follow the link to see his Top 10 and Honorable Mentions!




Thinking about releasing a new album

@alphainvention has been making a ton of new songs lately. He has enough to make two new albums. He is wondering if it is worth releasing them and is looking for feedback. If you're interested, then check out his songs below and let him know if you want to hear a full album from him.



Calm before the brainstorm

@Neroun has announced his first NFT collection. It is item cards. Each have an attribute and description that only the holder can see. Quality goes from Common to Divine. Each collection comes with a scroll that will give some info on the lore of Neuron's world. Half of the lore is written by a neural network.


Trying

@cyangorilla has some great advice for Newgrounds taken from The Book of Nightmares. His ultimate advice is this. Go to his news post for the full information.


Whatever you do, try.

Just don't be mediocre.


April Overview Post Thing

@TeraVex has given Newgrounds a recap of everything he has done and accomplished last month. From a voice acting part in the Portal Defenders: Tower Defense game, to pranking the Madness Roulette community, and working with @Droid on a track for Tom Fulp's birthday.


Good News

@Midbooze can now be found on BandCamp and Patreon if you want to support their works. Check out their songs below!



Can I get some feedback please?

@FoxMew4044 feels his artwork has been getting a bit stale. He is looking for feedback on his works. Check out his works below and leave a review!



Gray Here...Follow my twitch

@GrayNG has hit over 1,200 Fans on Newgrounds! He is also on Twitch and you subscribe to his YouTube as well!


UPDATE: What the Rest of the Year Looks Like

@AlphaStormMusic has been quite busy lately. He's been hard at work on a metal concept album based around video games called Vengeful Spirit. He's balancing a 9-Hour workday and is returning to college in August. He's also managing his YouTube account and his Patreon!



Album Overload release!!!

@CryptVoice new album Overload release date is on June 1st! Follow him on Newgrounds for updates on the release!


NEW COMIC: 10 Things Not To Do In Finland

@ChazDude released a new comic. The third chapter of Potatoman: Wrath of Phrax will be released within two weeks! Follow ChazDude to stay updated!


Bonus content on 2nd channel (Pikmin Parody Storyboard)

@64bitsanimation has posted storyboards and bonus content on their second channel 64 Bits Extra. Tutorials, behind the scenes stuff, more fun will be on this channel!


Let's look at yourself, not others.

@PilotSpikey noticed that artists here on the site have been comparing their works to others, have hit burnout, or felt their art has grown stagnant. He has asked that artists take an earlier upload from past years and compare it to a recent piece they have made. The results have been amazing. If you're an artist, join in.


Wake up babe, I’m on Spotify ;3

@milkypossum has posted a lot of their music on Apple Music, YouTube Music, and other platforms including recently Spotify. You can also listen to the entire Olive's Art-Venture OST as well! Check it out!




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Sprite animation was pretty big on Newgrounds from 2004-2009. The last sprite series we talked about on here was the Super Mario Bros. Z series by Alvin-Earthworm. The other series would be entitled Bowser's Kingdom. It is the story of Jeff the Goomba and Hal the Koopa working for Bowser. It became one of Newgrounds most quotable series. Both Jeff and Hal even cameoed in Super Mario Bros. Z. If you haven't experienced @araskin500 and @pthouse hilarious series, now is the time.




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@mikudecora is the newest artist here on Newgrounds. They found out about Newgrounds from their friends on Discord. A lot of people they used to watch as a kid are here. Check out their works below.



@Raromoron is new here on the scene. He's known about the site since 2008. Spanish is their first language and they're learning English to speak with the community more! Bienvenido a Newgrounds!


@o0William0o is a new artist here on the site. They have some qualms about Newgrounds, overall they appreciate it more than YouTube and Twitter! Check out their works below!



@Idontfail has recently joined the site. They're wondering what to do on the site. Share with them in the Intro Thread!




STORIES


How would you envision Tom Fulp creating a live action Pico series?

@Edwin01 wants to know how you would make a live action movie of Pico's School. He asks if you would want it as a parody of live action remakes or a reboot? How would you make a Pico series?


Boomhauer gif for all to use

@JCaluger has made a .GIF of Boomhauer for everyone to use. If you like it and are interested in JCaluger's work, they're open to commissions through Ko-fi. Just send them a message to get things started!


What did you guys give to your mothers for Mothers day?

@Scanline5 want to know what you got for your mom on Mother's Day. Share in the thread!


How did you discover newgrounds?

@ashk1tty wants to know how you found out about Newgrounds. Share what brought you to the site!


10 years and 1 day on Newgrounds

@Miroko has celebrated his tenth year on Newgrounds (plus one day). They started out by posting some Castle Crashers fan art. He's working on a game called Silent Santicado. A Metroidvania game about Luna the rabbit's journey throughout a fallen kingdom. Add it to your wishlist on Steam!



90's Gaming Magazine Ads

@Notakin shared some old adverts from the varied 90s gaming magazines. Nintendo Power, PlayStation Magazine, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and others. Some of these ads would not fly in today's market for multiple reasons. The 90s and early 2000s were quite crude.


Newgrounds Logo Shitposts!

With the Newgrounds Font update, @s-zenmode is looking for members to make posts with them. Share yours in the thread!


Tricky Inspired Figure on Sale NOW!

@Kid-Crezy926 has a new Tricky Figure on their Etsy! Check out Kid-Crezy926's Etsy or News Post to see the figure! They cost 30 USD!


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"I mean if Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson isn't cast to play Darnell, then what the fuck are we even doing here?"

@The-Great-One


"Why so complicated? Just stick to the music and offer me an ale."

@DamnedByFate


"How do I make a cheeseburger?"

@GJMARS


"Huh, I didn't realize this word had other uses. I was not ready for this line, Joanne."

@Bertn1991


"Also---- today they took my water bottle and candy away from me. 🙄"

@DrSevenSeizeMD


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Dangerous-D


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Album of the Week ♫

@Jackho started a thread back in 2019. It was a way of sharing albums, discussing them, and rating them. A lot of Newgrounds members were introduced to music they may not listen to. The last album shared in the thread was in October 2019. How it worked was thus...


  1. We throw our names into a randomizer
  2. Whoever gets picked chooses an album for the following week
  3. You listen to the album either in your own time, or as part of a totally radical listen-along discord group so we can REACT together.
  4. Post your thoughts on the album and give it a rating, then gear up for the next album



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Here we take a look through the favorites of our readers here on The Tank Tribune. This week we have favorites from reader @1999Elias.


1999Elias Favorites on Newgrounds!




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Here are the Users of the Day for May 8th - May 14th. Congratulations to all of you!


@trixelbit

@Curruff

@GrantTheHierophant

@Droid

@KingKuma404

@Sambero

@jonathan




I've been tinkering with an idea for another project. Something similar to The Tank Tribune. I won't say anymore besides that for now. As always thank you to my Patrons on Patreon. Your kindness helps with bills here at home to where I don't have to work as many hours at my day job and I can focus more on cool stuff for Newgrounds. I am looking to rework the Member's Choice section of the paper. It can look a lot better than it does. The Tank Tribune's second anniversary is coming up in June. Wondering what I should do for that. Maybe bake a cake or something, I dunno. I wanted to give a shoutout to three members on the site whose work I have loved. @HavryloThePigeon, @wavetro, and @Burner98. I hope you all do well in your future endeavors going forward in life. I hope you all have a fantastic Monday morning.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Comments

i woke up to 12 notifications today (a record new) and thought one of my older better arts got frontpaged or something…. silly me lmao

i just realized how desperate that sounded. too bad it’s true, i did wake up thinking i got something FP’d

I like you snuck in your own quote there lol

I really enjoyed the album of the week. It was really interesting to listen to stuff I wouldn't listen to on my own and then to discuss it with others. I'm not sure if something like that would work anymore. I heard that discord has cracked down on music and video streaming bots.

my my, quite the news letter.

Now I know how Manuel Adorni feels.
Thanks for the shout out and great work here as always c:

And yet Turkeyonastick keeps banning me and others

@Malachy I only do that if I can't find a suitable fifth quote or if I get enough reacts on it. I never got to experience Album of the Week. It was a neat find though.

Once again, thanks for featuring me on Artist News. That makes 4 now. Wow. Congrats on the others that made it. You've earned it.

M? More like MANLY TOUGHNESS

My first feature on here! Thank you all so much, there will be many more episodes on the way. :)

The Tank Tribune is planning a new project, The Tank Tetrabune!!! cool as always

YESSS CONGRATS ERASEDME ON ARTIST OF THE WEEK!!!!! she deserves it sm, her art is beautiful,,,

:)))

thank you so much… maaan this damn website is a beautiful place full of beautiful people (‘:

Lots of good content again! I'm interested to see what that Tank Tribune 2: Electric Boogaloo will look like.

o7 ........

Thanks for the shot out but most of my problem is art block

Thank you so much for featuring me!