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Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome back to The Tank Tribune! There have been some small changes to the paper, and I intend to fill the gap left behind after the closing of the General forum. Tom brought up the slow loading times on the site. The problem has been found, the solution is still being worked on. If you have knowledge on this subject, then reply in this thread. Also let's give a big shoutout to @BrentHeMan, @PsychoGoldfish, and @liljim for all the hard work they do behind the scenes on Newgrounds. Tom may be our lord and savior, but without his fellow deities the church would crumble. We have a lot going on last week. This morning's Phonograph is your standard Phonograph, but it is also a celebration of the Newgrounds Audio Portal, closing with the Newgrounds Audio Portal 20th Anniversary Collaboration! Pico Day is coming up and there are contests abundant! A poetry contest! The Flash Forward Jam deadline. The 10th Anniversary of the Art-Inspired Music Contest. Information about Sublo and Tangy Mustard. With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!
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@H20ghost @NitroOrient @Syntrus @Rollanan @ForTheLeft
@DreadOrpheus @Morpherence @cleardarkness @MaestroRage @kelwynshade
@ThatJohnnyGuy @Shadowcat5150 @Jabun @XHarrier36 @Recoil
@FDA @ParagonX9 @Goukisan @Waterflame @Khuskan
@sorohanro @DanPaladin @KawaiSprite @EON @cheshyre
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@underscore8298 @Urielthepro @V-Future @VadellGabriel @vaperroreon
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Flash Forward Jam 2023
This year's Flash Forward Jam has been going on since January. The deadline was extended by the end of the day April 20th. If you haven't put your finishing touches on your entry, now is the time to do so. If you're a masochist and want to crank something out fast, you have until Thursday to do so. Don't forget to tag your submission “Flash-Forward-2023”.
Pico Day
Pico Day is coming around the corner soon, on May 6th. If you haven't started on your Pico Day entry, now would be the time. There are prizes for movies, games, music, and art. There is now a writing contest for Pico Day as well hosted by @DannyGoodShirt. The deadline for the writing contest is May 5th.
Spoken Word Poetry Collab!
@Flamadour, who you may remember from one of the issue's Phonographs, is hosting an Audio Portal collab. The goal of the collaboration is for you to write a poem and then record yourself reading it or team up with a voice actor to read it for you. The theme is "The reality you to see and manifest in the world". If you're a musician, there are openings to supply background music over each poem. There is currently no deadline announced, the target though is early May.
RULES
- Word limit is 500 or less.
- Keep it SFW as we want to have this Collab featured/front paged
- Ideally your submissions will be in .WAV format at 16bit for high quality. And sent via Drop Box or NG file dump (depending upon file size)
@Karlestonchew, winner of the 2020 Music-Inspired Art Contest, is hosting the Pico-Cross Collab alongside @Supersam111. It is an art collab where artists where your works will be the tiles in a game of picross! If you want to know more, check out last year's collab below!
RULES
- Art theme this year is anything Newgrounds related.
- Entries should be up to T-rated.
- No exact resolution requirement other than make the aspect ratio 1:1, in other words make the image a square.
- PNG format.
- All mediums welcome, as long as it can be shown in a square PNG go for it!
- Complete art by May 4th.
If you're interested in joining, simply leave a comment with your art portfolio in the news post linked above. The deadline for applications is April 28th. The deadline for completed art is May 4th, Star Wars Day.
Art-Inspired Music Contest 2023
@Random-storykeeper is back again to host this year's AIM Contest! This is a contest that was originally started by @ThatJohnnyGuy and is celebrating its 10 Year Anniversary! Full list of rules are in the news post above, but as a primer. You can't start work on your entry yet. This is preparation time. The contest will begin officially when Random-storykeeper posts the contest thread in the Audio Forum on April 21st. The deadline for the contest will be June 19th.
There are openings for judges and volunteers. You can start browsing the Art Portal for inspiration. It's also a good time to contact the author about using their piece for the contest.
NOTE: YOU MUST BE A SCOUTED MUSICIAN TO BE ABLE TO PARTICIPATE
NOTE: "A" RATED ARTWORK IS NOT PERMITTED
Art By @Wailer
@Dry has hosted the SUMMER COLLAB ALBUM! back in August 2022. He's back again hosting a Pico Day collab. If you want to join, just fill out an application to join. The deadline is May 5th. If you decided to join and don't produce your song, then you won't be allowed to participate next year.
RULES
- There is a 1:30 minimum for songs.
- Shitposts are okay as long as they sound good.
- No covers of songs (lol!)
- I don't care what you do just don't make it too explicit or whatever (how would you even do that)
- You have until May 5th to finish your song.
- You can start as soon as you're given the link to the server.
- DO NOT POST YOUR SONG UNTIL AFTER THE ALBUM HAS DROPPED.
- DM me if you have any questions.
This week's featured artist is @LittleLuckyLink. Known for his Dawn of Madness Series, he has his hands in many pots. From music to art. Check out his works below. If there's something you like, consider getting a piece from his RedBubble!
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Vista-Sound13
A musician who has been with Newgrounds since 2019, who has become a staple in the Audio Portal in multiple if not every genre. A mainstay of The Tank Tribune. It's Vista-Sound13!
The Off The Wall Show has a brand new host! It's @Aalasteir! At this time, both @ThatJohnnyGuy and @The-Great-One are taking a step down as hosts for the show. They're still working behind the scenes. Now @Aalasteir is the voice of Off The Wall going forward! Below are his first two episodes with @LD-W and @wavetro
ARTIST NEWS
Rage Quit Released
@DJVI and @Zoftle recently collaborated on a song entitled Rage Quit. A melodic dubstep track that has catchy beats and fantastic drops. You can play it on Geometry Dash now! The ID is 1207686.
New Sublo and Tangy Mustard Episode Coming Soon
@Aaron-Long has been in production of the 3rd episode of Season 3. The title is "Nightclub". It is going to be the largest episode yet. You can see a sneak peek of a scene on his Patreon. He's been working on new songs for the series. Those on his Patreon will get early access to the soundtrack for Season 1 and 2 as well as songs from Season 3.
NG Radio April Schedule
@TheNewgroundsPodcast has released the schedule for April. If you're looking for something to listen to today, at 9PM is NG Graffiti. Check it out later on tonight!
Greeting Club - New User Intro Thread!
With the closing of General meant the closing of the New User Introduction Thread!. @art-dude has remade the thread in the Clubs & Crews Forum. The Old User Re-Introduction Thread has been brought over as well by @everyone. Here is everyone new and returning from the new threads!
@Riggamortis666 is new to the site. Give him a friendly hello in the Intro Thread!
@IMisU is a new artist on the site. They're looking to share their works and to become more known on the site. Check out their works below!
@forksssssss is a returning artist to the stie. They weren't sure how Newgrounds works. They're back and looking to give it their all! Check out their works below!
@KaylaDart is a new artist on the site. She used to be in the shadows, but she's finally made an account. Check out her works below!
@DTstrick9AtakCAT is a returning artist on the site. He prefers to go by Jason. He's working on a comic strip series entitled ZinX and Rad. You can read about the development in this thread.
@Wargrave is a returning writer to the site. He's been gone for over ten years! Check out his poetry thread!
@XxDarqMidnightxX is a returning animator and game developer to the site. Check out their works below!
Back in 2009, @GregoryWeir would grace Newgrounds with How to Raise a Dragon. A platformer with a great story, knowledge on dragons, with customizable aspects for your dragon and how you wish to tell the story. Will your dragon be a tyrannical monster? Will do good for the people? Will it serve nature and have a disdain for humans? There are so many options to choose from. It's a great replay time and time again.
USERS OF THE WEEK
Here are the Users of the Week for the week of April 9th, 2023 - April 15th, 2023. Congratulations to all of you! There is also a new announcement thread for the Users of the Week.
@cubbert
@alexapdos
@Bernie
@AlexCrish
@RileyVerse
@Catoblepas
@OviManic
USER OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE
2022: @arkoirisangel
2012: @Zantrax10
2006: @burnt-pizza
The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are some classics that have graced Newgrounds over the years! Enjoy!
If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.
As you may have noticed, this product is still a bit under construction. After my hospital escapades and some bullshit at work, recovery from my hospital trip has taken longer than I would have hoped. I am doing better now and was able to finish this paper. I have a lot of projects that I am working on, and besides this paper, last week has been a waste in terms of working on projects. it is time to make that push towards getting everything done that is still open. Thank you again for stopping by and reading. I may see you next Sunday or Monday, because I'll be staying the night at Rex's house again Saturday night. I hope you all have a fantastic Sunday morning!
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Gotta give a shoutout to our server admin, @brentheman. He's the one to thank for making sure everything got back up to full speed!