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Posted by TheTankTribune - January 22nd, 2023


I feel like working on The Tank Tribune has become a chore over time. It has become a bit stale. I want it to be more than it can be. Better than it can be. I've been tinkering in the background for quite a while now. That's the reason the delays. I will have something glorious and brand new for you with the next issue.


Thank you all for reading, and I'm hoping you like what I have in store. With that said, The Tank Tribune will be returning to Mondays going forward. It's the only way I can possibly make this work for the time being.


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Posted by TheTankTribune - January 15th, 2023


THE TANK TRIBUNE WILL BE RETURNING ON MONDAYS GOING FORWARDS!


Sorry for the delay. I've been working every day since last week, including that Sunday. The new issue of The Tank Tribune will be up on Tuesday. In the meantime, watch these badgers until then.



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Posted by TheTankTribune - January 8th, 2023


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"OH YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENING"

@Deity-Donkus




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! It is great to be back after four months of absolute crap. If you thought the end of the year makes things slow down on Newgrounds, then you ain't seen nothing yet. We have the Flash Forward Jam going from January through March. Pixel Day is on January 23rd. Jamuary is underway. There are frogs everywhere. Fro is on YouTube. @Haggard recently celebrated being on Newgrounds for 21 years. Thank you all for your support and patience during trying times in my life. With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!

The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@ReinnOfficialTracks @quanghuypou @Sweetestpot @boza44 @TeffyD

@octopus58 @Vista-Sound13 @ZaneLittle @Dem0n1x @ItsAugie

@ThatJohnnyGuy @GuitARBEn @Crysstal712 @trunotfals @Xehao

@HoboKa @VariableGROfficial @Droid @heyopc @maxxjamez @sorohanro


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Best of December 2022!

The Best of December is out! "Madness: Project Nexus" Cinematic Trailer won Best Movie for its team. With @AlmightyHans as Producer and @The-Swain and @Krinkels being the creators of Madness and Project Nexus. Tankmas ADVENTure 2022 won Best Game for its team. Organized by @BrandyBuizelRy3 - I wonder won Best Audio for @Ry3OfficialYield won Best Art for @SovanJedi.


BEST MOVIE



BEST GAME



BEST AUDIO



BEST ART



Pixel Day is January 23rd!

The 8th Annual Pixel Day is approaching! A Newgrounds holiday to celebrate pixel art! Awards go to Best Pixel Animation, Pixel Game, Pixel Art, and Chiptune Music! Get inspired and share something pixelated for the big day! The contest was originally created by @ThatJohnnyGuy back in 2016!


"I had two things in mind when creating Pixel Day, having the idea in 2015. I wanted a new NG-exclusive holiday to bring more people to Newgrounds every year, true to NG's roots as a 90's game industry-inspired platform with the look. I remember Tom saying "it's like a game" when we talked about the site layout inspiration. The earlier layouts also echoed Philly in some ways, where NG is based. I also noticed in the contests, pixel artists weren't really competing, and it was hard to."

-ThatJohnnyGuy

September 16, 2020


🐸FRIENDLY FROG COLLAB🐸

@midgetsausage has an idea for a collaboration about frogs. He got the idea after re-watching the movie which won him his first Daily Feature entitled two frogs. As long as they are doing frog things, as long as they're cute while doing it. The rules for collaboration entry are as followed.


COLLAB ENTRY RULES/GUIDELINES

  • Your entry must be animated, even if the frogs in the video are doing nothing. Like at least animate them breathing or something.
  • Your entry must be 24fps, and must be between 5 and 11 seconds long. Entries below and/or above that limit won't be considered.
  • Aspect ratio must be 16:9, what resolution your entry is is completely up to you.
  • You're free to add sound effects as long as they aren't too loud, but please no music as much as possible, as we're gonna overlay music on top of the entries a la Sketch Collab.
  • Make and send as many entries as you want, just remember that quality > quantity matters more here.
  • Absolutely no NSFW. Do not desecrate God's most sacred of creatures.
  • Lastly, your entry needs to be an .mp4/.mov video!!! Though if you really really wanna be in the collab but you really really can't export your stuff as a video file, I'm willing to make exceptions.


More information can be read in the news post above. Shoutout to @PudgieDaFrog@Anonymous-Frog@LegendaryFrog, and @ForgeFrog!


Newgrounds Radio January Schedule

@TheNewgroundsPodcast has released its January schedule. To see the full schedule click here. Below are some highlights from the month. All times are Eastern Standard Time - New York.


  • Jan 6th - 8PM Newgrounds Podcast
  • Jan 12th - 10AM - Newgrounds Public Radio
  • Jan 13th - 11AM - Maxx in the Morning
  • Jan 14th - Macaroni Monday
  • Jan 28th - *open for consumption*


If you missed the interviews with @Stepford and @TheWeebl, then check them out below and any other of the past episodes of The Newgrounds Podcast!



Flash Forward Jam 2023

The 3rd Annual Flash Forward Jam is officially underway! A jam to celebrate the legacy of Flash which was disbanded back in January 2020. The goal is to make a movie with interactive elements in Flash or a Flash Game. The rules for the jam are as follows.


  • Make a game or interactive movie with Flash. Interactive movies include animation collabs with cool menu systems, or something with decisions / alternate endings.


  • Make it with ActionScript 2 or (minimally supported) AS3 and confirm it works via Ruffle before publishing. You will see a “Test with Ruffle” link on your preview page. Ruffle is what we use to run Flash on NG without the Flash plugin.


  • Please avoid the use of copyrighted character and unlicensed commercial music. We love it when people work with artists from the Audio Portal and also manage an additional list of music resources.


  • Publish on NG by end of day March 26th with the “Flash-Forward-2023” tag.


The prize for Best Flash Game is $1,000! If you want to add more to the prize fund, just donate here and message Tom telling him you want it towards the Interactive Movie, Flash Game, or split between both. Your name will be added to the sponsors list.



Flash was a staple of the Internet and the driving force behind Newgrounds for so many years. Which Newgrounds is working on keeping the legacy of this creative medium alive. One of Newgrounds admins, @mike, has been hard at work on Ruffle. You can help by supporting Ruffle as well as Newgrounds. You can also score some Newgrounds Gear on Shark Robot.


Monkey Wrench ep 2 - April release

@Zeurel has given us an update on the Monkey Wrench series, with the second episode slated for a release in April. There is only 1/4 of the animation left to go. If you haven't seen the pilot episode yet, check it out below along with Zeurel's other works. If you like what you see, follow him on Patreon.



Need Support for a Short Film!

@mohawkade, the man behind Leo & Satan in 3DHow Kratos plays FNAF, and #CLUBBING, just to name a few movies, is working on a short film! There is still a lot to do in terms of pre-production. If you're interested in supporting his efforts, donate to his Patreon and get behind the scenes looks at his project. If you're interested there are MOAR DETAILS HERE!


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We not only start off the week, but the New Year with CommonIQ winning his first Daily Feature for Wolfwalkers Robyn and Mebh (Tribute Film). His first award on Newgrounds was the Underdog of the Week for Quick Time Event : Demo. His first Daily Award was the Daily 3rd Place for Vision from Light. The NG BBS Awards 2022 picks up a Daily Feature for its crew. Spearheaded by @Little-Rena. @horizon-hugger picked up his third Daily Feature for Dark Magic Dance. His first solo Daily Feature was for hi axlotl.. and his first being a part of Tire Pressure Project. @HawtDogull picks up her Daily Feature for Badass Beatrice. Her previous wins were for Michaelsoft Binbows '97 and mamamama. @LazyMuffin has won his 81st Daily Feature for When Your Dad Dies. His previous wins were for Birthday 31, NFT's - NEW INTERNET VILLAIN!, and Yotam & Fantasia 21. @Diives has won their 33rd Daily Feature for Baozi's Tail Dance. Their past Daily Features include I'll Be Blown For Christmas, Hard Seed, and She Wants To Order. To close off the week, @9Hammer has won his 13th Daily Feature for Mix 'n' Match: Episode 2 - An Eager Duo. This would be the second Daily Feature for this series with Mix 'n' Match: Episode 1 - New Day, New Ideas winning the first. He is also the mind behind Chaotic Heart: First Encounter and Beyond the Fog: Episode 1 - A Rude Awakening.





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SPECIAL THANKS TO @Anonymous-Frog FOR OBTAINING THE SCREENSHOT


It is time to look back at a previous contest once hosted on this site called the Treasure Hunt. Where Newgrounds members would hunt for some of the obscure and buried entries on the site. It was a way to discover something that would slip under the radar. The contest started in 2006, unfortunately the winner Break'n Into Your House was removed when the user left the site. Its eulogy page still stands with its reviews. It was found by @Blaze.


The winner of the 2007 Treasure Hunt still stands though. It entitled A Gamer & Resident Evil 4. It was by @druggedpolitician and found by @jman6561. For this week's Flash Portal History we take a look back at this hidden gem.




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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of January 1, 2023 - January 7, 2023. Kicking things off at number five is @SamaadBae5 for a FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' remix entitled Senpai - Friday Night Funkin' D-Side Remix (Instrumental). At number four is @Dieswyx for a Drum N' Bass song entitled New Born. Taking the number three spot is @milkypossum of Olive's Art-Venture and Rushdown Rivals fame with a Jamuary entry entitled Scope [Jamuary Day 2]. Coming in at number two is another Jamuary entry from @Quarl called To The Death (Jamuary Day 2). And the number one song of Newgrounds last week based on popularity is a Jamuary entry entitled DUMB FUCK by @Droid.





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This week's featured artist is @WarlordPete. You have seen his works in Resident Evil REANIMATED and Resident Evil 2 REANIMATED. He's been here on Newgrounds for a little over a year now. Check out his works below and give him a follow if you haven't yet!


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Dead Estate - Dead End

WarlordPete





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@TheNewgroundsPodcast

@Droid

@heyopc

@Shal


The old guard was featured as Supporters of the Week in the past. There are new hosts and a new format going forward with the podcast. Now you can hear The Newgrounds Podcast on the Newgrounds Radio here on the site. They have taken the tools of the site and have gone above and beyond. With a fresh new perspective for the podcast, and turning the Newgrounds Radio into more of a radio station. They are also all Newgrounds Supporters. With Droid and heyopc supporting the site since 2016 and Shal supporting since 2020, when the pandemic hit. Thank you for making Newgrounds members days and nights a little bit brighter.



PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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 “Hatsune Miku Will Be President”

@Olexxie




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QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"If you stand in the middle of Delaware and turn around, you'll be standing in Maryland."

@Peepers


"Elephants are just bigger pigs with bigger ears, bigger noses and bigger cocks."

@WVDB


"i could have settled for a dudes tits but you betrayed us all"

@poopypeter


"Praise Tom Fulp!"

@Olexxie


"I'd snort cocaine off of a Lulu cosplayers butthole in my mansion filled with cool shit and treasure"

@Deity-Donkus


PIC OF THE WEEK

@DrSevenSeizeMD


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LATEST BULLETINS


Liljim is online

@DrSevenSeizeMD


ROASTING GROUNDS 18+

@ethanblair


Do you check out other people's forum signatures?

@Seth


Goddamit Wegra is like the "Thanks Obama" of Newgrounds

@Wegra


I'm going to Tacos Bell

@Ronald-McDonald-LoL




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Here are the Users of the Day from January 1, 2023 - January 7, 2023. Congratulations to you all!


@gooeyblob

@blazingpumpkinart

@ChunkerBuns

@Ferrohound

@CrystalClod

@hearticeproject

@JacquesTheron


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @SailLaser

2020: @RageManHD

2015: @TheMillz

2013: @natedash1




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week's games come from @Stepford.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




Everything that has been going on the past few months has been hell. I am happy to be here with all of you again though. I am looking forward to the new year, with many goals and things I wish to accomplish while I am here on Newgrounds. I am eager that all of you will join me for the ride.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Posted by TheTankTribune - December 3rd, 2022


Hello. I want to be clear that this isn't some farewell letter, not a meaning of departure. The Tank Tribune will be returning. I was hoping to return it earlier, but a lot has been going on from September through now. The Tank Tribune will be returning in January, the new year. It will also be returning to Mondays going forward. I just wanted to give all of you an update of where I've been.


COVID-19

Well, I managed to get it. It sucked. I already have a heart murmur as it is. Combine that with the symptoms of COVID and just breathing was a challenge. I couldn't work on anything Newgrounds related. The last issue I got out was while I had COVID. At first, I thought I was feeling better near the end of September. Nope. That was a lie. COVID took me through most of October as well.


Memory Issue

I was also battling memory issues from October through even today. There are times when I can't remember what I did even just two minutes ago or even remember an entire day. One of the side effects of COVID does involve memory loss. I am hoping to recover more on that front. It's been okay, but there will still be times where I will stop doing something in one room to do something in another and I had forgotten the transition or whatever I was doing beforehand. When I can remember bits and pieces it feels like I teleported. It is quite freaky. At the same time though, I don't think brains are supposed to do that.


My Dad

Before Thanksgiving, my dad had swelling in his left leg and foot. We went to the hospital and found out he had blood clots in his leg. He was put on heparin to help break up the clots. They operated on him and pulled two clots out that were each about 3 inches long. At first happy ending. After Thanksgiving though, he started having pain in his left arm. He went back to the hospital and that's when he had open heart surgery. Quadruple bypass surgery. During the surgery, he had to be put on a ventilator, because his heart wasn't as strong as the doctor's though it would be. He was taken off the ventilator at 2:00 AM EST today and he's been recovering great. Not sure when he can come home though.


That has been my past three months. A bad way to end 2022 for sure. I have been physically falling apart, mentally falling apart, and with everything going on with my dad, completely exhausted. I hope you all have been having a better time than I have.


I'll leave you with this. If you have a good relationship with your father, and you're still able to call or talk to him. Call your dad and tell him you love him. Thank you all for your kindness, patience, and understanding. I am looking forward to seeing you all here again in January.


-Dohn


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Posted by TheTankTribune - November 6th, 2022


Hello readers of The Tank Tribune. Thank you all for your patience and understanding during the past two months. For those unaware, I had COVID back in September and was recovering throughout October. During October, I have been struggling with memory issues as well. I can't remember the simplest things of the same day. I am looking to make a doctor's appointment and get looked over.


In the meantime, The Tank Tribune will be returning. Due to my work schedule though I have to return it back to Monday's. It's just easier on my mind, which I could use a lot of easy right now. Thank you again for your time, patience, and understanding, it means a lot to me.


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Posted by TheTankTribune - September 22nd, 2022


Sorry there haven't been any issues lately. I recently had COVID and it took me out through all of August. I thought I was recovering this month, but I rebounded. I already have heart problems as it is, so with COVID making breathing difficult, it put a strain on my heart that I didn't need. I am almost 100%. I tend to return to giving you the news of Newgrounds with the return issue on October 2nd. Thank you all for your paitence.

The-Great-One


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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 18th, 2022


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"WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO RECENTLY DRANK MILK. DM ME IF YOU'VE SEEN HIM"

@Thetageist




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Hello Newgrounds. Sorry for the absence, but I have been sick recently. I am feeling a little bit better today. Still sneezing and coughing. I don't think it's COVID though, just a cold. I'm gonna get this one out quick so I can rest some more.


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@ZaneLittle @GrowlbittzOfficial @TeffyD @UbaldoB @TwistedFW

@Ipsiom @Bosa @Vista-Sound13 @Trippple @Troisnyx

@Codefreq @Ortani @Michael-Flaherty @HouseMasta @guiltlesslmfao

@KawaiSprite @Irish-Soul @JarJarZoinks @hania @Dry

@BenTibbetts @Aaron-Long


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Best of July 2022

Newgrounds voted and the results are in for the Best of July! Best Movie goes to @Zeurel, @Awful-Ike, @DOGL, @DynamoToon, @Fantishow, @Gooseworx, @Gregzilla, @k7vin, @Mayde, @mbsux, @Ockeroid, @puppetology, @Regyman, @ThePivotsXXD, @ThePrimatePunk, @tyokio, and @vezanmatics for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg.


Best Game goes to @FrosstyArt, @Pommisc, @ToppleNG, @analworm18, @Fropomolo, @MassiveTwo, @mitserracccoon, @NoMoreChie, @rigglesquiggle, @ScribbltyHibblty, @Stepford, @Stradomyre, @TeraVex, @nexketch, and @TheReposer for Five Nights at Fulp's.


Best Audio goes to @BulrogtheSorcerer for An Effigy.


Best Art goes to @DozenRahyz for MADNESS COMBAT 9.5 fanart animation. Congratulations to all of the winners!


BEST MOVIE



BEST GAME



BEST AUDIO



BEST ART



Best Games of July Review! (with video feedback)

@FuturecopLGF has a YouTube show where he reviews all the Best Games of the Month on Newgrounds. He has recently reviewed the Best of July! Check it out.




Smiling Friends Panel

@TomFulp filled in as the moderator for the Smiling Friends Panel. Nick Wolfhard the original moderator couldn't make it there. @psychicpebbles and @MichaelCusack, the creators of Smiling Friends had a panel at the Adult Swim Festival.



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From left to right

@Potatoman@TomFulp@technotiki@psychicpebbles@houndkidz@Cryptospore and friends

Photo courtesy @Cryptospore


The Internet Archive is in trouble

@Kolumbo has brought up that the Internet Archive is currently being sued by major book publishers over their online book lending program. HarperCollins, one of the publishers suing, states that the Internet Archive has exceeded what libraries are legally allowed to do and are suing for copyright infringement.


The Newgrounds Podcast Lost Episode

The new episode hasn't launched on Newgrounds yet. There is an episode that was lost to time. Until now. @Xinxinix edited it and has released it to Newgrounds. An interview with @Tiny and @MigMoog by @BuhlBoy. Check out this lost episode now!


Today is my bday

@BigTexasTony celebrated his birthday last week. Go wish him a Happy Birthday if you haven't already. Check out his works below and give them a review!



Sublo and Tangy Mustard Press Junket

@Aaron-Long has announced Season 3 of Sublo & Tangy Mustard! If you want to know more about production notes then join Aaron-Long's Patreon! You can watch the first two seasons right here on Newgrounds!


The Amazing World of Video Game Development

@mif2000 has written a book about video game development. You can pre-order it now. Pre-order yours today and play mif2000's games below!





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We start the week off with @Ennuikal winning their eighth Daily Feature for FLCL reanimated cclip. Their previous win was for Oh neat! (Vinesauce animated). @Delfrig has won his eighth Daily Feature for another entry in Alphabet: The Series, nZ.... @justGoscha has won their first Daily Feature for Pumping Iron. A culmination of animations made with QUILL and rendered with Blender. @DynamoToon joins us again this week, winning his eighth Daily Feature for Thievin' Thurnips. He won two Daily Features last week for Monkey Wrench Reel and Helluva Boss Reel Season 2 Ep. 1. @Aaron-Long has won his 14th Daily Feature for the announcement of Season 3 of Sublo & Tangy Mustard entitled Sublo and Tangy Mustard Press Junket. @AERONVIC has won his first Daily Feature for Aeron falling journey. We close off the week with @Wazzaldorp winning his seventh Daily Feature for Frye's realisation. His previous win being for LYLE WAKE UP!!!.





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The stories of Rapid Hedgehog Cucumber Cucumber. It was made by @PeopleAlways. It was his first and only flash movie here on Newgrounds. After that, he disappeared completely from the site. No posts, no reviews, no favorites, that's it. The story itself is what you would expect from a children's or tween cartoon. The bizarreness of it is the voice acting, the characters recolored and/or redesigned characters from other shows. It is surely a strange flash. One of Newgrounds little one hit wonders. From the author's descriptions, there were plans for a whole series, but it never came to fruition.




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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of August 7, 2022 - August 13, 2022. We start off with number 5 going to @WaxTerK for Lullaby. At the number four spot goes to @Waterflame for Move or Die OST. Taking the number three spot is @DiosselMusic for Eclipse [NGUAC2022]. Coming in at number two is @TeraVex for Neo Green Hill Act 2 but it's not on GBA. And the number one song of the Audio Portal last week is Torment by @TheMusicWarrior. With inspiration from @Danivolt, @HelliXScream, and @X-ManOfficial.





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This week's featured artist is @DrSaturn. He likes to draw his own characters from his Merton of Oxway universe. He likes to see them in painting and medieval styles. Check out his works below!


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Forest Lights

DrSaturn





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QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"He just opened his third nostril and can smell god"

@Tangerine


"Confucius say: he who moon in traffic get ass in jam."

@Seth


"Avant-garde Wegra is way cooler than regular Wegra."

@Zachary


"I could use some friends...preferably of my own age who like the same things I do and want to make a real connection... - I'm very lonely and it hurts so bad..."

@misterbright


"Lollipops are just flavored spit"

@poopypeter


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Dewdle


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Here are the Users of the Day from August 7, 2022 - August 13, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@carmine3

@Ozone

@wirdhere

@GaboRabo

@K1D

@ScribbltyHibblty

@KindaDrake


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @ClockworkPixel

2020: @ATheatricalSongBird

2015: @Auggie

2013: @missnull




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @TomFulp



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 13th, 2022


Sunday's issue of The Tank Tribune will be delayed. I am sadly not feeling too well. I'll have it up later this afternoon early evening. My apologies.


The-Great-One


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Posted by TheTankTribune - August 7th, 2022


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"COME FOR THE ARTICLES, STAY FOR THE ART AND MUSIC"

@CIEIRMusic




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome to an updated version of The Tank Tribune. Some things have been trimmed here and there. I have combined the General News, Artist News, and Community News all into one big section to help conserve space so I can post more pictures of more cool things happening! Since some of the fat has been cut, I have more to play with. I'll be expanding it further in the future. I mainly wanted to focus the paper more on news stories of what's going on the site. Another change is collaborations. I try to include those who have won Daily Features in P-Bot's Weekly Daily Features. Collaborations are becoming too large for me to really include. It just becomes a massive wall of text. I am hoping to improve this. I am looking for feedback. With that out of the way. Here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!

The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@PirateCrab @dekiruGD @RetroMoss @xfree99x @PredatorMusic

@Syntrus @StaggerNight @Manvineo @Curruff @iodinex64

@SerebetGM @Banana-head @Jatmoz @cyan11 @TheComet

@life @LarisB @GrantTheHierophant @Liam-Montana @Vista-Sound13 @Syamori


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Newgrounds New York Meetup 2022

On July 24th, there was a meetup of Newgrounds members in the Empire State. Almost twenty Newgrounders attended the event. Those @BrandyBuizel, @Imprez, @d0munit, @FletcherEPS, @GirZiggler, @Kiyo, @KingCrowned, @Tiny, @Slowsolid, @Flowingcheech, @EpithetSoup, @russ7k, @TheKahnMan, @NeatoNG, @Luis, and @Scootakip. Meet ups are always a fun way to get to know people on the site and trade stories. Collaborative efforts can come from these events as well. The music in 3rd Grade Transformers came about through a meetup. If you're ever in the area for one of these, you should definitely attend if you can.


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Philly Newgrounds Meet

@CaptainStevie is hosting a meetup in Philadelphia. Downtown Sheraton Philadelphia in Panel Room 1. If the event is a success, he will host more in the future. If you plan on attending the event and have some more time to kill, the Newgrounds Office is located in Glenside, PA. Less than an hour away from the Meetup. You could stop by and say hi to Tom. Here are directions.


DATE: August 27th at 11:00 AM EST


1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE UGASI SHOW

@Ugasisvelta is celebrating one year of The Ugasi Show here on Newgrounds with an art contest. The goal is to draw a fanart piece involving most of the cast or any of the guests that have been on the show. Rules and cast members can be seen in the news post. Below are the prizes.


  • 1ST - $50 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast. Winner will also receive their own UCU episode.
  • 2ND - $25 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast.
  • 3RD - $15 - Artwork will be digitally autographed by all of the cast.


The deadline for the contest is August 24th. If you haven't heard about The Ugasi Show, check out some episodes below.


Blimp Detective - Episode 1 - Gassy's Bar

@Durinde has released an old school serial drama on the Audio Portal. They have made other dramas in the past. If there is general interest for this one, it will continue. Check out other one offs below.



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@Delfrig has announced the release date of the next episode of one of the best anime series on Newgrounds. The 26-letter saga, Alphabet: The Series. It will be debuting tomorrow August 8th! Mark your calendars for the occasion. Recap by watching all the past episodes of the series, A-Y.


Something big is coming to NG!

@Prox276 has a big project coming to the site. A game called Dynacore. It has been his passion project and he is excited to release it. Check out the trailer below and be ready, it will be launching on August 20th.



New Podcast Episode!

@ThatJohnnyGuy has released a new episode of his show The Off The Wall Show@i9incher joined him as a guest on the show to talk about viral music marketing, his own works, and other stuff. Check it out and check out pass episodes of Off The Wall.



On the Today Show

The frozen treat known as the Klondike Choco Taco has been discontinued by Klondike. One Newgrounds member in particular was saddened by this revelation and made a tweet about it, that user being @TomFulp. He made a tweet about it that was featured on the TODAY show's news segment about the ice cream. There has been good news in this regard. Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian has offered to purchase the rights to Choco Tacos. He doesn't have any news to share on this regard. Klondike has responded to the consumer's response in possibly bringing them back in the coming years.


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20 years of MINDistortion

@HeRetiK is celebrating the twentieth anniversary of his flash website, MINDistorion.tv. He has integrated the Ruffle engine so his games can be played once again. If you have a moment, stop on by the site. His collection can also be seen here on Newgrounds. Check out some of his works below.



500 FANS BAYBEE

@s-zenmode is celebrating reaching 500 Fans! He used to browse the site and decided to make an account. He then made a game from scratch and uploaded it to the Portal. He is now in the process of working on a game for the Mobile Game Jam. He is wrapping up an Alien Hominid Art Collab and working on his Pixel Day entry. Check out his first game and other works below!



Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch 2022 - Round 1 Closed

@LD-W has announced the closing of Round 1 for the DeathMatch. No more entries may be submitted by the combatants. The judging process is underway and will last two weeks, with Round 1 beginning on August 15th, Clock Day. LD-W has made a playlist compiling all of the Round 1 entries.



CASTING CALL / PAID - HELLION

@GrantTheHierophant is working on a pilot for an upcoming show he's working on called Hellion. He requires voice actors for his cast. This is a paid job in which you will be paid based on experience, equipment, and skill. Please state your rates when you apply. Here are the characters that need voices. Voice actors must be 18 years or older to audition.


  • Norman - a 14-year old male
  • Joan - a 15-year old female
  • Mr. Dark - a 48-year old male
  • Barrett - a 55-65 year old male


He encourages everyone to try out, even if you're new to voice acting. To apply simply PM GrantTheHierophant. You may link or attach a demo reel when you apply. You will then be given a script to send your audition with. Deadline for auditions is 11:59 PM on August 31st.


Posts incoming! (At long last)

@Amaruuk disappeared from the site for seven years while she was working on other projects. Welcome her back to the site and check out her works below!



Summer Collab Album!

@Dry is organizing a collaborative album with the theme of Summer. The collaboration will be on a private Discord server. If you want to join, PM Dry a copy of your work so he can decide whether or not to give you an invite. Once you're invited you will have until August 26th to complete your song. It needs to be sent in the Discord as an .mp3 or .wav. It will be used to make one big album on YouTube.


Thank you for 1k!

@Saminat is celebrating 1000 Fans here on Newgrounds. For the past ten years he has contributed his creations and collaborated with multiple creators here on the site, with his artwork and voice. He has given special thanks to @SuperPhil64@cecameron@Twisted4000@kalabor106@rambojoe@VoicesByCorey@Temorinki@ZaazNG, and his wife @grumpyfart. Congratulations to Saminat.



Some 'Dailiez' News!

@ZaneLittle has been working on a project where he makes a new song every day. He will be ending it on Day 30. It's not something he can keep up with due to working on songs for clients and listings. He has given advice on whether or not you should do this. For new musicians he gives a resounding yes. You can check out the collection here. Once ZaneLittle has completed the project, it will be added to the Archive.


"You don't have to share it or do anything with it, just DO it! It's fantastic practice, and wonderful discipline for people who struggle with musician's block. Forcing yourself to do this will make you more comfortable with getting started on new tracks, will make you more familiar and efficient with your DAW, and will likely force you to try new things which in basically all cases means learning new things! Finding a way around a busy schedule has its benefits too, and will get you to create music in situations where you may be limited or unfamiliar. The longer you go, the stronger a musician you will be, and I believe that fully!!"

ZaneLittle

August 6, 2022


It's my Birthday

@COOLZONE17500 has recently celebrated his 20th birthday. Wish him a happy birthday if you haven't already!




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We start the week off with @Ennuikal has won their seventh Daily Feature for Oh neat! (Vinesauce animated). Their previous Daily Feature win was for MARINARA QUEST.


@joaoppereiraus has won his tenth Daily Feature for Sally and the Cup. His previous win was for Judy's Unintentional Innuendo - Comic Dub.


@DynamoToon has picked up his sixth Daily Feature for Inkwell Reel. His previous win was hitting the Triple Crown for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg. DynamoToon has also done work on Season 2 of the hit series Helluva Boss.


FUSHIGI REANIMATED has picked up a Daily Feature for its team.


@DynamoToon has won his seventh Daily Feature this week for Monkey Wrench Reel. It consists of the shots he did for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg. He won earlier this week for Inkwell Reel.


Toonami Collab has won a Daily Feature for its team.


@mattyburrito has won his 11th Daily Feature for Pancake Peddler // B-Team Hustle. His previous win was for Death Reaper Strikes! // B-Team Hustle.





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There was a time when Super Smash Bros. Melee was all the rage. The anticipation for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the sequel to this masterpiece of a game was on the horizon. @NegativeONE@Luis@MindChamber, and @Evil-Dog came together to make Newgrounds Rumble. A game where Newgrounds biggest characters would fight against one another. It was truly a wonder and is still one of the most popular games on the site! How there hasn't been a sequel in all these years is beyond me.




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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 31, 2022 - August 6, 2022. Starting off at number five is @DuttonsaysHi for their song Spectre. Taking the number four spot is @Sequenced with their song sapphire. The number three spot goes to @ThePoopHead for their song Irregularity. Coming in at number two is @Dry for their song Hot Skates. And the number one song on the Audio Portal last week goes to Rutra - Into the Geometry by @RutraOfficiel.





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This week's featured artist is @Nitgo. He has been on the site for over a year now and has shown off some impressive sketch work. Give him a follow, and check out his works below!


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Some sketches

Nitgo





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@poopypeter


poopypeter is not only a dedicated artist here on the site, he is one of Newgrounds biggest supporters. He helps keep the Supporter Party forum alive. Thank you to poopypeter! Here are some of his threads in the Supporter Party!



PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?





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QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"Anytime I dream about having a car I drive like a drunk monkey."

@TheShokBlok


"The bears were not in eventually. The bears were always here."

@Toriav


"Not me! Mine fell off in the shower 8 years ago."

@Tangerine


"And why the hell are 2 people flipping the bird at me when I go into newgrounds!?"

@Prisimisho


"No. On Newgrounds, who you are doesn't matter, only what you do does. And this is why we're awesome."

@DamnedByFate


PIC OF THE WEEK

@TheTankTribune


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Here are the Users of the Day from July 31, 2022 - August 6, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@BananaBreadBoi

@Johnzu

@DynamoToon

@ryve

@Theepicosity

@NoahSegura

@zattdott


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @ClockworkPixel

2020: @ATheatricalSongBird

2015: @Auggie

2013: @missnull




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @Prox276.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




I hope you all have enjoyed the changes to the paper. If you didn't, then please let me know. We can only improve through feedback, and it's one of the most important aspects of Newgrounds. I have a future project that I am working on for Newgrounds. I hope you all have a fantastic morning and thank you again for reading!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Posted by TheTankTribune - July 31st, 2022


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"BELTHAGOR IS COOL"

@Belthagor




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! This will be the last time you see The Tank Tribune like this. No, I'm not redesigning the whole page. I feel the paper has gotten a bit stale and that some sections could use some modifying. Next week, will be a brand new layout that I hope you will all like. The Newgrounds Podcast is making its return with brand new hosts! They will also be broadcasting here on Newgrounds through the Newgrounds Radio feature! The Art-Inspired Music Contest has named its winner! Round 1 of The Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch is nearing the end. Without further ado, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Waterflame @Bishopdown @ZaneLittle @Ipsiom @Celestial-Sticker

@Vista-Sound13 @xYoungMotionx @KarmaLeaf @TheMusicWarrior @Svenzo

@bipolarmunkey @cadecomposer @Manvineo @iElectrocat @Seth

@Jumbs @LD-W @Stepford @Troisnyx @putdotnet


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Newgrounds Audio Deathmatch 2022: Round 1

Round 1 of the Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch is now in progress! The deadline for the combatants is tomorrow. The judging phase for the first round will then commence!


End of July Announcements

The Summer Lovin' Animation Jam was extended. The deadline is next Sunday! The Mobile Game Jam is also officially underway!


New hosts + Q&A

@TheNewgroundsPodcast is getting new hosts for the show. @Shal@heyopc, and @Droid will be hosting the show going forward. The show will also be getting broadcasted on The Newgrounds Radio.


How to create Scriptable Objects in Unity

@MonoFlauta has made a tutorial for game developers who use Unity. If you're looking to participate in an upcoming Game Jam, it will be a good idea to take a look.


The 2022 Art-Inspired Music Contest Results

@Random-storykeeper has announced the winners of this year's AIM! The 1st Place winner is @AlbeGian. Whose song was inspired by @chenfung





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We start the week off with @dietzribi winning his second Daily Feature for Toodee and Topdee Demo. His first win was for Sofra.


The Madness Series turned 20 years old and some Newgrounds members got together to celebrate with the Madness Anniversary Collab. @Zapchon picked up his third Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness SpeedRage 4 collab. @ALPHA992 picked up his second Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness - Retribution. @AwezNG picks up his fourth Daily Feature. His previous win being for Madness Cellfication. @BizWuzzZuzz won his first Daily Feature! His previous win was the Daily 2nd Place, Weekly 3rd Place, and Review Crew Pick for Madness Whitehank Zero: The Mulligan. @Boohzu2 has won their second Daily Feature. Their first win being for Madness - Retribution. @Crazymonkey154 has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Daily 3rd Place for Madness Hallucination 2. @danou94 has won his first Daily Feature. @DatSalty has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Speed. @FloppyFins has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Inpulse #1: Ranch Dressing. @GabrielBarsch has won his 17th Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Vandalization. @Gary has won his first Daily Feature. @Januxe has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Underdog of the Week Award for Madness Invisible Collab. @Jsoull has won his fifth Daily Feature. His previous win being for MAXIFICATION 2: Commencement. @kirxee has won his third Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Cellfication. @kokkare has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week for Madness Speed. @Kreepah has won his second Daily Feature. His first win was for Project: Infected Collab 3. The last Infection. @Lazzk has won their first Daily Feature. @nexGOO has won their second Daily Feature. Their first win was for Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis REDUX. @Novaheaded has won their first Daily Feature. Their previous win was the Underdog of the Week award for Madness Speed. @SentryTurbo has won his seventh Daily Feature. His previous win being for Madness Cellfication. @Shadz64 has won his second Daily Feature. His first Daily Feature win was for Madness Cellfication. @thece has won his fourth Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Cellfication. @TheEPIXGUuY has won his first Daily Feature. His previous win was the Daily 5th Place for NEXUS: HANK RAID. @Tuvster has won their third Daily Feature. Their previous win being for Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis REDUX. @Krinkels has won his 36th Daily Feature. His previous win was for Madness Combat 9.5 pt2.


@GlitchArtTV has won their eighth Daily Feature for BFF RING. Their previous win was for We call him demon.


@Cruddyhands has won their first Daily Feature for Homer Strangles Patty and Selma - Oney Plays Animated. Their previous win was the Daily 2nd Place for Zach Interviews Sonic - Oney Plays Animated.


@WrongLeverCreations has won their first Daily Feature for Joh and Dish Episode Two Out Now Teaser. Their previous win was the Daily 4th Place for Joh and Dish Episode Two Trailer.


@GRUB-LORD has won their third Daily Feature for A TRICKY ENCOUNTER. Their previous win being for RISKY SNEEZE.


We close off the week with @DynamoToon winning his fifth Daily Feature for Betrayal.jpg. His previous win was the Triple Crown for Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg.





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of July 24, 2022 - July 30, 2022. Starting off at number five is @CertainlyCaro for Old King Bones. Taking the number four spot is @SPURME for Crystallized Mint Water. At the number three spot is @iodinex64 for Sunburned!. Coming in at number two is @bossfight for Bossfight - On U ft. Javeon. And the number one song on the Audio Portal based on popularity last week goes to stormz uh brewin full album by @beeni.





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This week's featured artist is @Demonbloodpal. He joined back in July. He draws cute video game characters. Perhaps we shall see him expand further in the future! Check out his works below and give him a follow!


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Fiooooooooo

Demonbloodpal





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@life


In last week's issue we talked about the passing of beloved Newgrounds member life. He was one of the site's most helpful users and most helpful moderators. He was one of the key members behind the NG Department of Defense and the Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge. Thank you life for all you have done for Newgrounds. Rest in peace.




PARTY CHITCHAT



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“Got some new pants today”

@Dry




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So why exactly are some people racist?

@GJMARS


Make up rumors about Tom Fulp

@ChrisOrksen


What was your first time buying/getting support

@Ret-art


chris chan is going to trial

@cerealgutz


Type your NG username on Dalle Mini

@DestroyinASentry


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"im waiting for a funko pop of a funko pop box"

@anymany


"Whaaa why am I so ugly I have no knees!! One boob is bigger then the other why don't I have more tiktok followers"

@poopypeter


"Finally, a truly child safe crayon. No chance anybody can swallow THIS."

@metalsonic655


"that isn’t a rooster"

@CrockettDK


"Nah bro. Cash, gas or ass, nobody rides for free."

@someaveragechap


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Yosos


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Here are the Users of the Day from July 24, 2022 - July 30, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@MrKoolTrix

@ShoesBeDrawin

@jackbliss

@Maprower

@Imprez

@Cacola

@dogmuth-behedog


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @jouste

2020: @VergingMaryStd

2015: @Cladicus-Claveman

2013: @my-own-glass-prison




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning. This week are games by @Zeebarf.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




Sorry there hasn't been a lot to this issue this week. I've been hard at work trying to make The Tank Tribune better and more appealing to Newgrounds. I am excited for the return of The Newgrounds Podcast! Perhaps it will be time to feature them in the paper again. With what I have planned, I can certainly squeeze them in here. It is tough to try and fit as much as possible within this space. Perhaps one day we will have that Literature Portal. Until then, the news posts will have to suffice. Thanks again for reading and I hope you have a fantastic Sunday Morning!




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