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Posted by TheTankTribune - June 6th, 2021


I was hoping to put The Tank Tribune back on Sundays. Unfortunately due to the way certain things are timed here on Newgrounds and to ensure that I have everything covered I will have to keep The Tank Tribune on Mondays going forward.


I hope you like the new profile pic and new banner. I've been working on things under the hood and my wrist is back to 90% recovered. I will see all of you tomorrow morning at 6AM!


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Posted by TheTankTribune - May 30th, 2021


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Posted by TheTankTribune - May 10th, 2021


If you missed the last post INJURED, the short version is that I hurt my wrist and may be in the beginning stages of carpal tunnel. I've been getting used to writing with a wrist brace. I've been reading the past issues of The Tank Tribune and felt like there need to be some changes going forward. That's what I've been working on.


The end of May will be an ultimate edition of The Tank Tribune in its current format. Starting in June, there will be the launching of the redesign. I will be posting the layout to the redesign on my Patreon.


Thank you all for your patience.


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Posted by TheTankTribune - April 26th, 2021


LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

I am sorry that there will not be an edition of The Tank Tribune this week. I will be working on a mega issue for next week to make up. Last Sunday I ended up in the hospital. I was slicing at work when my left hand and arm went numb. I pinched a nerve in my left wrist. I was diagnosed with beginning stages of carpal tunnel. I have to follow up with a hand doctor to see where I go from there. Right now I am in a wrist brace so typing and work has been hell. Last night I ended up in a great deal of pain in two occasions and broke two pens with my right hand to cope with the pain.


I was not able to work on the paper last week like usual. I wasn't able to work on any of my writings sadly. I apologize immensely. There will be a new issue next week to start off the month of May. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.


In the meantime, if you can please Support Newgrounds. Without Newgrounds there is no Tank Tribune or any of the fun stuff you have come to love here on the site.


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Posted by TheTankTribune - April 20th, 2021


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OH YEAH? THAT HOW IT IS? WELL GABBADIEGOOBLE TO YOU TOO THEN, WISE GUY!

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Sorry for the lateness in this edition posted. Newgrounds was experiencing crashes pertaining to FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. This issue was planned out to celebrate the Games here on Newgrounds to coincide with Week 7 and Castle Crashing The Beard HD coming out. We are here now with the "Monday" Console having 40 Games, all classics on Newgrounds, all Ruffle enabled, for you to play this morning! Pico Day is coming up next Saturday so if you don't have your entry ready then now would be time to put on the finishing touches. With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Burn7 @darphfluffy @NeonProject @JohnnyGuy @ParagonX9 @Waterflame @AzureDragonFlame @Kor-Rune @kelwynshade @UbaldoB @i1011i @xerochi @ZombiePosessor @KennethBoxall @saintedix @KawaiSprite @cheshyre @Khuskan @NexhasUnleashed @JohnMontoya @NyxTheShield @NemesisTheory @Pyragmus @Dungeonation @TopherJ @Leikehmacher @Flashburn @Oney @MaestroRage @Reachground


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To celebrate all of the games on Newgrounds! There are 40 Games here! Well technically 39, FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' was one of them, but I couldn't add it to the playlist for the Tribune. It will be added in due time. Enjoy some of Newgrounds classics from past to the present!




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Friday Night Funkin': The Full Ass Game by Funkin Crew

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' launched Week 7 with the TANKMEN! It was so popular that Newgrounds crashed. A full game is looking to be in development with fundraising on Kickstarter. The goal was $60,000 which it surpassed it ten fold with over $700,000 pledged.


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start the week off with @Meurotte winning his first Daily Feature for his first movie in the Portal entitled A Tribute to Video Games. @BrokenMOJO wins his fifth Daily Feature for Tomar's Special Heart. Castle Crashing the Beard HD brings home a Daily Feature for @BoMToons, @l0litsmonica, @Luis, @PestoForce, @Pyragmus, and our lord and savior @TomFulp. @InfestedPear picks up his second Daily Feature for Gravity is a Harness. @my8 picks up their first Daily Feature for oen. Hair Scare Food Court (PARAPPA 2 FAN ANIMATION) picked up a Daily Feature for its creators @ayekerik, @itsnotsugar, @jOnline, @moldbun, @OliverJoaks, and @scuzzyspice. We close off this week with @CraeYT picking his first Daily Feature for Friday Night Tankin.





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@psychicpebbles stopped by the Podcast. @dogl was interviewed on the Podcast as well. There were much shenanigans had as always. Tune in while you're working on your latest project or cleaning your house for your upcoming Pico Day Gallant Ball or whatever it is you kids do these days.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Sabtastic


This week we have a combination of Supporter of the Week and this week's Featured Artist. Sabtastic has not only been an incredibly skillful artist, but she is one of Newgrounds biggest supporters and contributors. Her artwork has graced the background of Newgrounds and she is a constant voice in the Art Portal through her reviews. Her works have ranged from video games, to birds, to original characters. She is a well known figure here on Newgrounds, if you are new to the site though you should definitely check out her works.


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Temple of Time

Sabtastic





PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDERGROUND


“chie satonaka is the best”

@pikaweirdguy




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Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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ARTIST NEWS


The official thread of my collaborative podcast

If you read our Podcast section last week then you will know that @HavryloThePigeon is working on a new collaborative project. An audio serial entitled Nol's Therapy Mansion. There are more details in the thread and he is looking for more collaborations from Newgrounds! The first two episodes are out now!



DOWNTOWN DUNGEON CHAPTER 4

@VIDEAJAMES has released the next chapter of his web comic Downtown Dungeon. It is up for free to read! Check out this series!



Drawn anything recently?

@LucaTheHuman is an artist and is wondering if you have drawn anything recently. Could be a work-in-progress, a completed work, a doodle, anything. Doesn't matter if art is your hobby or if you were just scribbling. Share it with Newgrounds!


Gonna Be More Active

@Pervyangel is looking to be more active here on Newgrounds. He has been busy with his Patreon, some things going on in life, and his DeviantArt winding down.


Parappa Newgrounds Collab

@jelly07 and @Zalay are looking to start a Newgrounds Collab. They are looking to make one based off of PaRappa the Rapper, both the video game and anime. If you're interested in joining then send a Demo Reel of your past works to either jelly07 or Zalay.




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@Jazza would bring us his contribution to Pico Day 2006 with an anthem. It is how I start celebrating each Pico Day. With this momentous occasion just around the corner, I thought it fitting to reminisce with this Pico Day submission.




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@SparxWolfie is our newest user on the site. He's looking to talk to anyone about anything Marvel, Video Game, or Animation related. He's still new to the site so give him a nice hello!


@ViperBeatz has recently joined Newgrounds! They're looking to post their works on Newgrounds and could use some help.


@JustSomeBodyElse joined to play the Henry Stickmin Games before Flash was gone. FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' pulled them back in. Share some of Newgrounds other classic games with them!


@SquidwardsSon joined us back in December. He grew up playing old flash games on here. He was recommended FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' and decided to make an account. He is an artist here! Check out his works below!





STORIES


The Official JimmyBiscuit Crazy Thread!

@JimmyBiscuit has a thread for all of her ramblings and shower thoughts. Pop in sometime if you would like a little madness or I guess maybe advice.


Blam More Stuff!

@MatthewMcChan is calling on you to go to The Portal and vote on Under Judgement submissions. BLAM (a.k.a. delete) movies and games. Help keep the site clean and do your civic duty as a Newgrounds member!


The Adventures of SevenSeize

@SevenOnAStick (a.k.a. the artist formerly known as SevenSeize) lost her power recently. It is thankfully back on now. She wants all of you to know that she's very proud of you.


The Roast of Deity-Donkus

@Deity-Donkus has requested that Newgrounds give him a celebrity roast. Do your worst Newgrounds!


RIP Adam Perkins

Although not Newgrounds related, it is sad to see another Internet personality die. Adam Perkins passed away. The cause of death hasn't been disclosed. He was a Vine star best known for his Welcome to Chili's Vine.



NG Games you can play with a controller?

@BronzeHeart92 is looking for any games on Newgrounds that can be played with a controller instead of the keyboard. Back in 2009 @MindChamber made a post entitled Quit Playing Flash Games on your KeyBoard!. It is an old news post so with updates the video tutorials are no longer there. It is something to look into if you're interested.


So Piss is back on Newgrounds

@Wegra has noted the return of one of Newgrounds veteran users, @Piss. The Tank Tribune issues him a hearty Welcome Back!




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"Is this the JimmyBiscuit x DrunkGeck arc on the newgrounds bbs online anime?"

@Gimpmastermind


"People think she's joking. She's not joking. She will come for you. If you didn't have that Supporter badge it would've been worse."

@The-Great-One


"Were you having an aneurysm while writing this or is that something you have daily?"

@Kromasome


"I am robot Wegra, mecha wegra!"

@JimmyBiscuit


"There is nothing wrong with edgy humor, as long as you know your audience and where the line is."

@EdyKel


PIC OF THE WEEK

@metalsonic655


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A LOOK BACK AT THREADS OF THE PAST


The Push For Pico Day!

@Galloglasses came up with the idea to celebrate one of Newgrounds mascots. The creation of Tom Fulp, Pico. Pico is to Newgrounds what Mickey Mouse is to Disney. Pico Day is an important holiday here on Newgrounds. A celebration of Pico and his friends, the TANKMEN, and other Newgrounds iconic characters. This was an idea back in 2005. We have celebrated Pico Day since then.




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TODAY'S HAIKU

After six long years

Of contributing nothing

Time to do more stuff

@ShiftyHyena




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@Codefreq

@Tempty

@rougethegreat

@Cheetoh

@cheebster

@CarterSterling

@tyokio


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2006: @kills-for-cash

2012: @cohenramin

2011: @ComptonAssTravis

2020: @DreamsWarErotica




Work has been hell the past few days. Sunday while I was slicing I had numbness in my left hand that went through my arm. My heart started doing crazy stuff and I had trouble breathing. I pinched a nerve in my wrist which messed with blood flow and through my system out of whack. The doctor believes I am in the beginning stages of carpal tunnel syndrome. I am currently wearing a wrist brace with a thumb stint in it and I have to follow up with a doctor going forward. I am resting my wrist as much as possible going forward so please be patient with my writings going forward. Thank you all for reading and sorry for the delay in the paper, but out of all the things to delay it, overwhelming traffic on Newgrounds is a wonderful way for it to crash.




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Posted by TheTankTribune - April 13th, 2021


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ARGUABLY THE BEST WEEKLY NEWS ON NEWGROUNDS

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Evening Newgrounds! The Tank Tribune is always posted in the morning or in some cases the afternoon. I thought it would be nice to throw some of my fellow night owls a bone with an evening issue. HavryloThePigeon is here again with a brand new radio show. There have been some bots running around wanting to play games and give away things, they are not to be trusted though. There is talks of your favorite candy to satisfy your sweet tooth. So pour yourself a nice drink or flavored coffee all you cool cats and kiddies. Here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds... at night.




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


@Irish-Soul @WoolyScarf @MoraLity7 @Vista-Sound13 @cyan11 @DJSimonOriole @kitrinos @1blitzer1 @Possibly @AriaMusic @Sudstep @Mauxus @LordAndiso @Waterflame @Zelgeon @nanobii @larrynachos @Jabicho @floorboardofficial @NotDamare




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Best of March 2021

The month of March brought a lot of great submissions due to the Flash Forward Jam and the Friday Night Funkin’ Jam. The Best Movie of March 2021 goes to @JamesLee for another entry in the NOX series entitled My Only Lola Bunny. The Best Game of March 2021 goes to @Butzbo for his 1st Place Entry in the Flash Forward Jam entitled Brain-Toasting Dungeon. Congratulations to the both of you and all of the winners for Best of March!


BEST MOVIE


BEST GAME


PM Spam

There has been an increase in bots on Newgrounds offering to play a game or for you to claim your prize from Newgrounds. DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS IN THE PM! If you come across one of these then just simply hit the Flag option on the PM itself. You can see it right beside Sent Box on the PM. You don't need to contact Tom or make a thread about it.


Newgrounds Orchestral Composition Contest 2021 Winners!

@Troisnyx has announced with winners of this year's Orchestral Composition Contest! Congratulations to the Top Three Winners!


1st Place - @VocalOutburst


2nd Place - @LD-W


3rd Place - @Missionary-music


RIP Prince Phillip

Not exactly Newgrounds related news, but we do have many a Newgrounds member among the United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia. Queen Elizabeth II's husband Prince Phillip passed away at the age of 99.


Hampster Dance Song Collab

This collaboration celebrating one of the Internet's most famous songs came out back at the beginning of April. The idea came from @revvvv and the collaboration was lead by @ShalNG and had the talents of several artist and animators! Check it out when you get a chance!





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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We begin this week with another sizzling entry from @meatcanyon, a Garfield parody entitled Lasagna, picking him up the Daily Feature. @horizon-hugger picks up his second overall Daily Feature and first solo Daily Feature for his movie hi axlotl... He won his first Daily Feature as part of a collaboration on the movie Tire Pressure Project. @MaxJohnsonINK picks up his first Daily Feature for his movie Wally and His Hideously Malformed Wart. @Notstevely picks up his second Daily Feature for his Animal Crossing parody entitled Goose vs. Louie. @3DRod picks up their fifth overall Daily Feature and fourth Movie Daily Feature for Counter Isekai Corps Teaser. You may remember 3DRod's works on PICOLLAGE2020 and Smash Bros Collab. Newgrounds Master of Horror @AntonM picks up his ninth Daily Feature for Gone Rotten. To close off the week, @StaggerNight picks up his seventh Daily Feature for his Mario parody entitled 4PM LUIGI ITS.





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@HavryloThePigeon has brought us a new radio show to enjoy! He was gathering ideas for it and has released two episodes. It is called Nol's Therapy Mansion. It is Zeph. He got a business card for Nol's Therapy Mansion. He is hypnotized to travel through the mystical land of Zodkoon to find out that Nol is not there. He will meet strange people and find weird locations with cryptic clues on finding Nol in hopes of fixing his sleep paralysis problems. Give it a listen later on.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Afro-Ninja


One of Newgrounds veterans and long time Supporters. Afro-Ninja has been supporting Newgrounds since 2012! Even more so before that! When the Newgrounds Store was still operational, he purchased a ton of gear! He has always contributed money towards the many Jams and Contests here on the site. Although he wasn't the one to create the Escape Room games on the Internet, he most certainly defined and perfected them, which is now the standard today. His works have inspired tons of Newgrounds creators. Thank you Afro-Ninja for all the time and dedication you have given to Newgrounds and its users.


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDERGROUND


get outta my car”

@FoxheadAnimations




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Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021

BEGINS: April 16


EpithetSoup's 100 Subs Contest!

DEADLINE: April 19


Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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LATEST INTERVIEW: kelwynshade

One of Newgrounds veteran musicians. @kelwynshade was quite the force here on Newgrounds! Learn about his journey on the site, why he left, and the brand change of his new name Full Steam Attack!




ARTIST NEWS


Crowdfunding we need your help

@TheThirdRates are running out of time and need your help! They're looking to get their album See What Stick vinyl fully backed! If you can help then please do! The full album is on Newgrounds to listen to if you're curious.


AdventNEON DEMO [Web Version]

@NE-ON has made a FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' MOD featuring his character in it. You can get the mod here! He is currently working on brining his passion project AdventNEON to the masses on the web! You can play the demo of that below!



Satan

Have you checked in on @Satan in a while? He has a Newgrounds Account you know. You can pop him a message anytime.


Black Dragon - Guitar playthrough! :)

@DanJohansen shared his new track on guitar. Rock out!





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This week's featured artist is @CorTat-G. He's been on the site since 2013 and has made some incredible art! I feel he has slipped under the radar of Newgrounds. Check out his incredible works below!


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Alien Hominid

CorTat-G





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From the mind of @HotDiggedyDemon with some help from @ZekeySpaceyLizard, comes The Greatest Idea Ever!. I will not dare spoil the plot or the ending of this movie for you! It just has to be seen and enjoyed!




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@Nsdavis is our newest creator on the site! He has one song on Newgrounds! Give it a listen!



@Zrcalo made his account last year and is now using it. I hate to tell you Zrcalo, but no, there is no light mode.


@Sashozz joined us back in February. I think Geometry Dash brought them here. Many a user has joined thanks to Geometry Dash, Madness, and FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN". Welcome aboard!


@SLLUU is a new artist on the scene! She is working on a NSFW art project.


@KettLovahr has recently joined us. They left DeviantArt and came to Newgrounds! Check out their works below!





STORIES


I love newgrounds

@fearing has been on Newgrounds since 2005. He wanted to express his gratitude towards Newgrounds for his songs getting on the front page. He is also been developing a game for the past 2 years. He's working on exporting html5 builds from gamemaker. If you can assist him in this endeavor then please do. Also The Tank Tribune loves you fearing!



Combine Two Usernames to Create a New User

@ZincUntainted started to make new users out of two other users usernames. There have been some creative combinations! Add some of yours!


What is y'all favorite candy?

@Sashozz is wondering what everyone's favorite candy is. The editor of this paper can be easily bribed with a bag of Swedish Fish.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


You put that Fulp down and go back to that hole you call your nest. And just maybe we don't lock you to a gas chamber.

@Gremlin


It was a dark and stormy night.... Someone somewhere told me it had hentai games or some shit. I don't remember!

@DamnWei


Fish dicks, my dude. 'Cause I'm a gay fish!

@Drake


I knew someone from chile long ago...

@chiliomb


I personally prefer to pee in the shower

@PurpleShoes


PIC OF THE WEEK

@Zymbot


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A LOOK BACK AT THREADS OF THE PAST


Wii Virtual Console Thread 2.0

When the Nintendo Wii was selling like hotcakes, one of the best features on it was the Virtual Console. You could buy old NES, SNES, and N64 games on it for sure. There were also Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Arcade, and TurboGrafx-16 games on it as well. A lot of these games you could experience for the first time! @The-Great-One made a Wii Virtual Console thread in the past. It was updated though with this revival thread to include suggested titles, an Editor's Pick, and when the Nintendo 3DS released to highlight the Virtual Console games on it which were handheld titles for the Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, and Sega Game Gear as well! It lasted a long time! Sadly the Virtual Console is no more and the Nintendo Switch with the NES Classic and SNES Classic is nice, but it doesn't hold a candle to what its predecessor did.




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Another Day Done

Man, Thursdays are hard.

They smell and taste of Friday,

but they are liars.

@oOzeroOo




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@irri

@DIGIMIN

@Piemations

@GenericAnime

@Iggy-Bomb

@Dman-things

@TOMBOYY


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2007: @alphastrike

2009: @Flyley

2011: N/A

2020: @yugen99works




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For the next couple of Matinee's, The Tank Tribune will be selecting favorites from different Newgrounds members on the site. To kick things off, The Tank Tribune has gone through the favorites of @The-Great-One and selected these ten movies for you. We hope you enjoy!




I've been wanting to do an Evening Edition for quite a long time now. I have had that Evening Edition header in my folder for quite sometime now. I apologize for the other headers appearance. I forgot to darken them as well. They will look better come the next time I do one of these nightly posts! I hope you all enjoyed this dip into the darkness. If you're a night owl and just now learning about the Tribune, you can enjoy it after hours as well after it is posted in the morning. With that said, I hope you have a sexy evening and I'll see ya'll next Monday Morning!




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Posted by TheTankTribune - April 5th, 2021


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AND I SHOULD HOPE NOT! HE HAS ENOUGH AS IS!

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! I wish I could say that with complete confidence, but there has been some troubling times here on Newgrounds lately. We had some laughs for April Fool's Day for sure and I hope you enjoyed the Tribune's trip back in time. Sadly though some users are going through turmoil and I humbly ask for your patience and understanding for them and to reach out to help if you can. That goes for any user on here. It is incredible that you can ask for help here and you will receive it. We are not trained therapists by any measure. We are open ears though. With that said, here's the hip happenings on Newgrounds.




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@iWTBAT @Vista-Sound13 @MilkMan-Dan @Bad-Man-Incorporated @Doki @VNStudios @RaustBlackDragon @kelwynshade @Kyutatsuki @Pianorte @R3tronaut @fSYNCLIPSE @fearing @GoodPixels @ChordC @Figburn @DIBLIS @Scarlatti @Irish-Soul


UPCOMING COMPOSERS




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Pianorte (1994-2021)

@lokidnb informed us that one of our newest users and a dear friend to him @Pianorte passed away after being in a car crash. Before this event The Tank Tribune had featured two of his songs in the Phonograph. Since then all music from Pianorte has been taken from the site. He was new to the site and was already hitting his stride with his music. I fell in love with his music the moment I heard it browsing the Audio Portal. He will be missed. He is still included in the Featured Composers section even though his music has been removed. I'm sorry if anyone wasn't fortunate enough to hear his music. If you were fortunate enough to hear it or even talk with him, I am sorry for your loss. Rest in peace.


Pico's School

For April Fool's Day, Tom updated Pico's School to have non-violent gameplay with a nice story that has a happy ending. There is also a cameo from FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' in it as well. The original has been put back, but you can play the updated version entitled Pico's School: Love Conquers All.


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

Pico Day is just around the corner! There are prizes for movies, games, art, and music! If you haven't made something yet, now is the time to do so! Get out there and make something for Pico Day! Tom will appreciate it just as much!




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start off this week with Sexual-Lobster winning his 86th Daily Feature for METH ORCS - METH HARDER. @JamesLee and @Prywinko bring us another entry in the NOX series picking up a Daily Feature for My Only Lola Bunny. @illwillpress picks up a Daily Feature for his latest Foamy cartoon Pools & Toasters : Foamy The Squirrel. @ScottFalco picks up his eigth Daily Feature for Mario's 35th Anniversary to close off the month of March. We start April Fool's Day with @xXsquidwardXx picking up their fourth Daily Feature for why i fraking DESPISE ninjamuffin99. For April Fool's Day @TomFulp replaced the original Pico's School with an updated version. That version is now a stand alone game entitled Pico's School: Love Conquers All and it nabbed him his 20th Game Daily Feature! We close off this week with a new series by @TmsT winning the Daily Feature. It's called Pupper Paleolithic Ep1: Leader of the Pack Out.





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In the latest episode of The Newgrounds Podcast, the boys just sit around and shoot the shit essentially. @VoiceByCorey talks about a strange obsession involving @KawaiSprite. @Xinxinix discusses some midnight hijinks. @PsychoGoldfish talks about his hair... not the hair on his head though, and I'll leave it at that. @KyleJohnKenowski also stopped by and talked to them about his new animation and music! Give a listen while on your lunch break! Be sure to read the update on their profile as well. They're looking for feedback on future segments.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@LexRodent


LexRodent is one of Newgrounds finest supporters. Always there to help the new composers that come to Newgrounds. Whether it is questions about copyright and sourcing, to lift a ban and give a second chance to composers who didn't know better, and to shut down thieves. LexRodent's keen ear is incredible. They can spot something that shouldn't be incredibly well! If you're looking to post your music on Newgrounds and are afraid something might happen to it or your works, LexRodent is the Audio Moderator to talk to. Thank you for the support you have given Newgrounds and the community LexRodent!


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDERGROUND


“Happy Respawn day!”

@Greila




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Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021

BEGINS: April 16


EpithetSoup's 100 Subs Contest!

DEADLINE: April 19


Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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VAULT INTERVIEW: BoMToons

Back in 2011 @BoMToons talked to us about Chibi Knight, working with @poxpower and @Mockery, and Boss Bash. Which was nominated for The Tank Award for Best Game!




ARTIST NEWS


100 Subs/ Contest Announcement

@EpithetSoup is celebrating reaching 100 Fans with a contest! Make fanart of his persona/avatar and you could win a free commission based on your placing! The deadline is on April 19th! The winners will be announced on April 23rd!


1st Place: Inks, Color, Shading, Lighting


2nd Place: Inks and flat color (with only minimal shading)


3rd Place: Pencil Painting


Need Pixel Sprite Animators/Mid-life Crisis

@JohnnyGuy has been going through a mid-life crisis. Some words of encouragement are welcome. He's also looking for pixel artists for NG: Zero Hour. If you're a pixel artist then shoot him a PM and see what you can do to help!





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This week's featured artist is @jazzhat. He's been here since 2018 and a Supporter to boot. He recently introduced himself in the Intro Thread. He is an oil painter. He also partakes in something I am fond of myself called whittling. Check out his works below!


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Friday Night Funkin Pico WIP

jazzhat





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From @EdibleCastle and @andyopus came one of Newgrounds most famous series that seems to have been lost to time now. EdibleCastle takes us on the journey of King Pete and his kingdom in a castle made of cheese! It was a fantastic series with the final episode being a collaboration! It was a fantastic series from beginning to end!




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@GrandmasterGrey has known about Newgrounds for years and wanted to see what it's all about. They recently made an account! Show them some of your favorite things here on the site!


@LibertyBear is a new game programmer here on the site! He's working on a couple new games. The first one is looking to be an action platformer shooter. The games as of now aren't going to be released here, but he will be sharing the news and updates on them here. Hopefully he may post a demo for us to play here at the least.


@SeonTheNewgrounder is a new artist on the site. He was brought here due to Pico's School, Alien Hominid, and Madness! Check out his works below!



@Noxman is our newest composer and artist on the site! He's lurked Newgrounds for a few months and has recently made an account. Looking forward to the new music and art he brings to Newgrounds!


@MayaLaCookie is a new artist here! She has loved Newgrounds for years and feels like she can be part of the community now! Check out her works below!



@junkyardrabbit is a new artist here! They didn't know what to put in the Intro Thread because they suck at communicating. Share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with them and say Hi! Also check out their works below!



@TaterTomorrow signed up back in Janurary and has said hi in the Intro Thread. He's looking to be a game developer and share his games here on Newgrounds! We're all looking forward to what he produces!


@Little-Peter is a new artist and animator here on Newgrounds! He is self-taught and is looking to share his works here on the site! Check them out below!



@StupidMations loves to make art and play Animal Crossing! He's new to the site and we're looking forward to his works in the future!


@wildbeex was brought to Newgrounds by FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. She enjoyed it and wanted to see more of the site! Share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with her!


@MyDogIsSoCool recently joined the site. Say hello and share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with her!


@jasonthe is a new artist here on the site! He signed up back in January and haven't explored the site much. He's known abotu Newgrounds for a long time and decided to give it a shot! Welcome to the site! Share some of your things on the site with him and check out his works below!





STORIES


I’m Gonna Post This About Tom Fulp

@UggoSonno has something to say about Tom Fulp!


So how was your easter?

@floorboardofficial wants to know how your Easter was. He stayed home and made music. He recently moved to a new city though.


Nosy Ass Neighbors

@SevenTheEasterBunny has some nosy neighbors. One guy constantly just watches her. She doesn't know why, he just does. She's wondering if you have any nosy neighbors.


What’s your Album Of The Year?

@FritoRio is wondering what you think is the Album of the Year right now. He feels it is For the first time by: Black Country, New Road@DamnedByFate says it is The Bitter Truth by: Evanescence. Join in the discussion and share what you think the album of 2021 is right now!


Hey, how about a game?

@LegendaryPanettone recently brought up that once again there were bots on Newgrounds, sending people messages about playing a game. It is quite obvious. I feel it is important though to give a word of caution to those. If you receive a link inviting you to play a game from a Newgrounds user, make absolutely sure that it is a link from Newgrounds and that it looks the way it is supposed to. DO NOT FOLLOW SUSPICIOUS LINKS! If it doesn't look like one of the following below then DO NOT CLICK IT! Also check the profile of the user, chances are it will be new and have nothing posted.


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/739579
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/415482
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1014672
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/urichov/pontes-the-bureaucrat

The Matrix

@thomasBaldwin made this thread back in February. It is still going and I have no idea what on earth is going on. If you want to try and make sense of this chaos then by all means.


The Good News Thread

Got any good news to share? @UggoSonno wants to hear it! Share some good news that you've seen, heard, or happened to you!


How did you discover Newgrounds?

@Biteki asks the question that is old as time. How did you discover Newgrounds? Share how you came across this wonderful site.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


Consider medication.

@Ronald-McDonald-LoL


So it's a yes. Not many people are still legitimately haunted by decade-old images my cum consumption. You're part of a small club.

@GoryBlizzard


Is it time for the ceremonial orgy?

@Belthagor


*rage quit*

@Prankitron832


I've often wondered if Pico is in fact dreaming.

@TomFulp


PIC OF THE WEEK

@MemePimps


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A LOOK BACK AT THREADS OF THE PAST


MS Paint your school pet peeves

@CheezNapkin made a thread back in 2006 for those going to school to share the things that irritate them just enough. The condition though was it had to be drawn in MS Paint.




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TODAY'S HAIKU

Seriously sprite

Furiously day and night

I'm in love with life

@FreedomMagnum




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@JMDurden

@JordanKinsley

@FLASHYANIMATION

@Armadill0h

@Spinalpalm

@Helixel

@CzySzy


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2006: N/A

2008: @yodame

2011: @Pachira

2020: @KnoseDoge




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Long ago back in 2002. Before @Noodle made This Week on Newgrounds. Before @TheNewgroundsPodcast. Before The Tank Tribune. @looneyboy221133 brought us Newgrounds News.




There has been a lot going on Newgrounds lately. With the FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Jam and Flash Forward Jam wrapped up with Pico Day on the horizon. Madness Day will be here before you know it. If you're reading this and have been hesitant to post your work on Newgrounds out of fear of what people will say. Abandon that fear and just post it. Because in this world you only get one life and you are never promised tomorrow. Get your works out there and grow. Don't move too slowly either. That has been a regret of mine for years now. I don't want any of you to carry that same burden. It weighs on you more than you will ever know. I hope you all enjoy your morning.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Posted by TheTankTribune - April 1st, 2021


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THE TANK TRIBUNE

DATE: JULY 23, 2007

[ THEME SONG BY: sorohanro ]

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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome to the debut issue of The Tank Tribune! A daily newsletter to keep you up to date on the hip happenings of Newgrounds.com! There's a lot that's been happening on the site since the BRAND NEW REDESIGN! Every user has their own userpage now so we can do projects like this! There has been a lot of traffic on the site and the forums lately! Collections and Series are now a thing so you can see all of Newgrounds history from On The Moon to Video Game Parodies! All hail Newgrounds! All hail our lord and savior Tom Fulp!


- The-Great-One

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GENERAL NEWS

THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS TOM FULP!

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Redesign Launched!

The long awaited redesign officially launched last week! Brand new user pages were introduced which help make The Tank Tribune possible for all of you to read! The Bytesize has made its return to the front page! A-Bot is now alive kicking it with Darnell on the Audio Portal playing the Weekly Top 5! There are now Collections and Series Pages! There have been so many bells and whistles to play with on the site now!


Tom also has a Post-Redesign Notes section so you can share your favorite parts of the redesign! It is a labor of love and dedication to all the creators on here so feedback on it would be grateful. Which if you've found any bugs on the site or something doesn't seem to be working right or you don't understand a certain part of the redesign or can't find something where you thought it was then go to this thread.


Rock Out Winners!

Armor Games has named the winners of the Armor Games / Newgrounds Rock Out Contest! You can check out all of the submissions on the BRAND NEW Rock Out Collection Page! Congratulations to the winners and runner-ups!


FABULOUS new ART CONTEST!

Stamper is highlighting an art contest going on in the Art Forum. The High-def Sprite Contest!. If you haven't entered yet now would be the time, the deadline is the 25th of this week, that's just TWO DAYS AWAY! If you have entered, now would be the time to make your finishing touches and post it!

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P-BOT'S WEEKLY DAILY FEATURES

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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start the week on the last day of Newgrounds before the redesign with Transmigration by monkokio and TheJermz nabbing a Daily Feature. On the day of the launch of the redesign sees BoMToons picking up his second Daily Feature for BoM Beat Battle! You may remember him working with Mockery and poxpower on Ivan Drago!. We have a collab headed by jmtb02 winning the Daily Feature entitled The NG Redesign Collab. Another collaboration picks up the Daily Feature, this time being led by Tom Fulp himself! Blamformers! brings over thirty artists together who made a bunch of movies about robots in disguise. Thyvold picks up his first Daily Feature for the beginning of a new series entitled TRACER episode 1. Foolscap picked up Daily 3rd Places for The Orphan Part 1 and Part 2. The Orphan: Part 3 nabs him his first Daily Feature! To close off the week we have The PS3 Song! winning diamond-armada his first Daily Feature! Congratulations to all of the winners!


- Transmigration

- BoM Beat Battle

- The NG Redesign Collab

- Blamformers

- TRACER episode 1

- The Orphan: Part 3

- The PS3 Song

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CALENDAR

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[official] High-def Sprite Contest!

DEADLINE: July 25


Clock Day

DEADLINE: August 15


Madness Day

DEADLINE: September 22

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CULTURE

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Fucking internets!

Krinkels website was down for a while. Don't worry though he got it back up again. Hopefully he will have something to share with us on the first Madness Day celebration!


We're Off to Comicon!

The-Super-Flash-Bros are off to Comic-Con! They are the creators of Detective Grimoire and the Another Day series! If you're going to be a Comic-Con then say hi!


Paladin Contest Winners!!!

JAZZA has announced the winners of his PALADIN DVD Contest! Also Paladin 5 Part 1 and Part 2 are now up! Go watch them!

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FLASH PORTAL HISTORY

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Madness Combat

Krinkels first entry in the Madness Combat series is turning five years old this week! A man dancing to the Chicken Dance and beating up everyone around him! Truly a classic that would flesh out into a full on narrative. To think that the first day to celebrate Madness is just around the corner!

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STORIES

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Is it gay if...

RacistBassist is asking the important questions today. Such as is it gay if you have sex with your own clone. The arguments have been made in the past, but he wants to know more from the Newgrounds community!


hey a quick question.

puddinN64 is looking to improve his whistle rank. Offer him some helpful tips to do so. Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews has already been posted as one of the ways.


Heres something that makes no sense

wegra2007 tried out the news post system with a post that makes no sense. He talks about the redesign with it!


Tell me your dreams...

silverhammer522 says if you tell him your dreams he can tell you what will happen to you next!

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QUOTES OF THE WEEK

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This is right up there with that flash portal Tom rolled out last week.

scottmale24


Its also way too loose and slutty. Gonna have to send it to boarding school!

36Holla


BITCH MAKE ME A SAMMICH

CIA

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FORUM HISTORY

A LOOK BACK AT THREADS OF THE PAST

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NG's biggest topic

Created by Shrapnel in 2001, this was a thread that although only lasted around a year, it certainly gathered quite the collection of information, spam, trolling, and all around insanity. The Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge created in 2002 would surpass this thread, standing at the time of this article at page 1,759.

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USERS OF THE WEEK

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Here are this week's Users of the Week! There was an error in the system so days 17, 18, and 19 were skipped and two people were chosen for the 20th. Congratulations to our Users of the Week!


Miles

Laladudu

attemptedperfection

blondedamaged

superdragongod

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USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

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2006: Gun-Mage

2005: Black-Power

2004: SVicious

2003: 37OHSSV-0773H

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TRIBUNE CONSOLE

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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Monday Morning.

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- Newgrounds Rumble

- Interactive Buddy v.1.01

- Tomb Chess

- Pico's School

- Super Mario Scene Creator

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I hope you have all enjoyed this debut issue of The Tank Tribune! With the redesign here on Newgrounds the creative possibilities seem endless! Who knows where the site will go in the future and the creative talents that will come forth? All I know is that I am ready to share the news of their endeavors with all of you!

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SUPPORT ON PAYPAL!

BUY SOMETHING FROM THE STORE YA' CHEAPSKATE!


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AND I SHOULD HOPE NOT! HE HAS ENOUGH AS IS!

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! This month just sort of flew by didn't it? Easter is just around the corner and not long after that we'll be at Pico Day before you know it! We've had some birthday celebrations last week! Bringing the legacy of Egoraptor back to life with a new generation. Honoring one of Newgrounds dedicated moderators and biggest fans! Remaking a classic during the era of the beard. Taking note of other podcasts here on Newgrounds. The Phonograph moving forward will be a hint of who will start next week. The last song not counting the outro Paper Dragon, will be the composer who starts next week's Phonograph. That's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Bosa @Tritnew1 @oddfellowfloyd @Jeemboo1216 @KawaiSprite @ADN4ADNR @ian-booms @Avrik @Barito911 @XLRSTONE @yelldow @Bassclefff @Michael-Flaherty @kelwynshade @ter0nik @FLAVOUR-STAR @Carmet @Hypervolt @GruntVonVeizatun @iWTBAT




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!


Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021 Begins!

@Random-storykeeper has announced this year's Art-Inspired Music Contest! A contest where musicians create a piece of music inspired by a piece of art from the Art Portal. An important note is that if you wish to enter you can start looking for art now, but can't start creating your entry until the contest officially begins! Last year's winner was @littlbox.




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start the week with @saantonandre picking up his first Daily Feature for Mad Pirate Skeleton Bomber. @TwistedGrim nabs a 23rd Daily Feature for E M I. @iKiwed picks up their first Daily Feature for Paper Morshu. @elsamwell wins his first Daily Feature for reanimating a classic video in the style of TANKMEN with GET OUT OF THE TANK. @Figburn and @Spasco win the Daily Feature for a new rhythm game on the site, Neon Rhythm. Gumby's Pizza nabs a Daily Feature for @mikelzNG, @ColeBob, @Alexmigo, and @TheOGGriper. MOIKALOOP x GHOST DATA | Animated Music Video picked up a Daily Feature for @moikaloop, @Blipsqueek, and @Chobiluck to finish this week off.





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SITE | STORE ]


This week we're featuring a different podcast. One that has died out back in 2019. It is @BenTibbetts podcast. He talks about music, creative processes, and there's some wonderful music played as well. It is certainly one for you to check out.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Malachy


Where to start with Malachy. One of the most helpful members of the site and most helpful moderators. After Rage came in with his thread for flagging abusive reviews got out of control, Malachy took it upon himself to come in and help clean up the mess on two separate occasions and still gives help to the reviewers of Newgrounds. Always looking to give support and help to those on the site in anyway he can. If he doesn't have the answer to your question, you can bet your ass that he knows who does. He is also one of the most highly underrated funny people on the site.


"this place is my home, man. This is where I landed when I started internetting way back in the day. I love the community and the content and Tom. I'm not fartistic by any sense but it makes my heart happy to see young folks get gud at it and do amazing things. If I can have a small part in supporting the next generation of video game developers, musicians, artists and animators then it is worth every cent."

Malachy

May 7, 2017




PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDGEROUND


“We are new created space satellite”

@TimeBender




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Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021

BEGINS: April 16


Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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VAULT INTERVIEW: Egoraptor

Before Game Grumps became a huge thing, Egoraptor was already a household name here on Newgrounds! Learn the mind behind the Awesome series which leads up to his departure from Newgrounds to YouTube.




ARTIST NEWS


Birthday (w/ updates)

@GrayAnimations celebrated his 14th Birthday! His projects are going swimmingly with a return of Fatman. He's also writing out the script for Metal Gear SUPER Awesome. Fatman is a passion project of his that he's been working on. Metal Gear SUPER Awesome continues the Metal Gear Awesome Cartoons by @Egoraptor.


Update blog

@BigTexasTony posted a Birthday Collab for @Joe-Mega called the Joellab. You can watch it below. He is also working on a Metal Slug parody around COVID-19. Also HenryEYES The Game starring our own @HenryEYES!



would really like an honest critique.

@TranceCrafter is looking for some feedback on two songs that he's been working on for a few years now. You can check them out below and let him know what you think!



1K Fan NG Art Raffle Winners!

@Bacun announced the winners of his Art Raffle Contest! Congratulations to all the winners!


1st Place: @bunp

2nd Place: @lanker

3rd Place: @judg3

4th Place: @HOTSTUFFDX

5th Place: @heyopc


New game tho

@Luis has announced the remake of Castle Crashing the Beard with the 12th Anniversary Edition! It will be coming to Newgrounds April 16, 2021. You can play the original below.





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This week's featured artist is @brethesheep. She's been here on Newgrounds since 2019 and has been more active recently. She has an incredible style that melds a cartoony look with a comic book style that looks incredible!


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Injuries (1999) - Fake Album

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Back in the late 2000's gas prices were at quite the high peak in a lot of areas. Ranging from $2.50 a gallon to over $4 or $5 a gallon depending on where you live. It was a problem for everybody in the country who were looking to get back to work at any job they could during the recession. Once you finally have the job and have to scramble for hours, most of your paycheck went into your gas tank. SardonicSamurai had a poetic yet disturbing way of venting his feelings about this period.


"It seems like any popular flash I make is created due to me venting. A group of friends wanted to go hang out in an area that was around 30-45 minutes away. I really wanted to go, but gas was $4.00+ and I had no money to fill my tank up. Instead of going out to party with friends, I created that flash as a joke. I was the voice actor for the Dollar, as well as every other character I've ever animated. I don't like asking for voice actors help, and I have a wide range of voices. I've constantly been told by friends to get into voice acting, and I'm just now starting to take those people seriously. I'm looking for a new microphone and hope to start voicing other peoples animations as well as my own!"

@SardonicSamurai

July 3, 2009




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@puffhehe is new to the site! They're here to make Madness videos and have some fun! Excited to see what they bring forth in the upcoming Madness Day.


@Staffy03 has joined us. They're a fan of @Doki.


@NoireH has joined us after hearing the nice things about Newgrounds! She's an artist looking for a good community to join in! Give her a warm welcome and check out her works below!



@ColaEuphoria is a new musician on the scene. He was a lurker back in 2003 and finally decided to take the plunge and make an account. Check out his works below.



@RexThePazzo joined last year, but decided to say hello now! He's an artist whose happy to be here and share his creations! Check out his works below!



@TheSprinkleLord has joined us recently! He's looking to becoming a part of the community by sharing some animations in the future! Perhaps something for the upcoming Pico Day?


@MissKoko is a writer who joined us due to the way other social media websites operate (i.e. Twitter).


@Mariadagorl has joined us. She has a love of video games and is excited to meet everyone!


@chaoticnub joined us back in February. They love playing games and watching movies on Newgrounds and decided to stick around!




STORIES


Let's make dinner!

@SevenTheEasterBunny takes you step by step on how to make a Mississippi Pot Roast! Just in time for Easter too!


So what's so great about Newgrounds?

@Gelert poses the question, what is so great about Newgrounds? He commends the site on all of the creative people here and the content, but he doesn't understand the experiences that others seem to have on the site. Share with him what you think makes Newgrounds great.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


I'm sailing there in my insultingly light Viking ship to plunder with thunder.

@DamnedByFate


Even though I played all the Sonic games on the Sega Genesis, somehow I did not turn out a furry.

@wwwyzzerdd


So, skimpy maid outfits as fanservice for the rest of us eh? Assuming you're not going to be the actual personal maids of anyone that is.

@TheGamechanger


Ya ever just think about how they call it Steam cuz it was made by Valve?

@KayEf


I see you spread friendship and happiness.

@Gremlin


PIC OF THE WEEK

@SevenTheEasterBunny


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TODAY'S HAIKU

I woke up: work free!

Got cold though, so less drive I

Rest on, arrest me

@Cyberdevil




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@DeimosArt

@AKA-38CAUTION

@StarDustJarr

@LeeJayAnimation

@Rukkus

@Cryptospore

@Ozrk


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2005: @BlackZombie

2008: @GuitarSmuggler

2011: @CaC

2020: @d514




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Monday Morning.





Work has been hell for this entire month. Getting home to a set schedule for my writing is getting easier. I have learned that I cannot be an early bird. I am a night owl through and through. I've tried to convert to an early bird and I just can't do it. It goes against my nature so much. It's back to burning the midnight oil for me. Good news for all of you though, because now I can the paper to you before 5AM once again! Hope you all enjoy your morning! I'll see all of you again after Easter... or will I?




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Posted by TheTankTribune - March 22nd, 2021


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IN THIS EPISODE OF TANK TRIBUNE...

@Yomuchan




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Pico Day is officially upon us, with 40 Days until the big event! April Fool's Day is right around the corner! The Portals are getting freaky on a Friday night! There have also been submissions that have slipped under the radar that Tom has highlighted. This is a smaller issue compared to last week's, which if you haven't read last week's then please do so! With that said, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@JohnnyGuy @MintyFreshThoughts @Dryak @cleardarkness @MarkySpark @Buoy @ZipZipper @ZaronX @monk1 @jatzuko @Lucasberry @Goukisan @B0UNC3 @DelitescentAria @johnfn @garlagan @JamesHeart @Waterflame @Bosa




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. @AfroNinja360 joins us again with a Daily Feature for his FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Animation Jam entry Week 7 Woes - Friday Night Funkin'. We last saw him here in Issue NO. 19 for A Pizza My Heart. @MKMaffo also joins us with their Daily Feature for their FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Animation Jam entry KAWAI FRESH. We last saw them here in Issue NO. 11 for TOM FULP DRESSUP. We have a collaboration picking up the Daily Feature for Joellab Birthday Collab. This collab featured the talents of @LobsterMango, @Cryptospore, @BigTexasTony, @BootRotRascals, @CurleeFro, @DaemonPlus, @Joe-Mega, @KawaiSprite, @Octo, @Potatoman, @Pyronator, @RGPAnims, @StaggerNight, @Tiltro, and @Wandaboy. The writing talents of @GabeMalk and the artistry of @ZeroStas help pick up a first Daily Feature for the both of them with Admin. @LazyMuffin hit the Daily Feature list once again with baby content on youtube. @Ennuikal picks up his third Daily Feature for reanimating a scene from South Park entitled Cartman's Confession Reanimated. @Stepford shares their first game with us and receives their first Daily Feature in the process with Gun Knight (by Stepford).





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DISCORD | TWITTER | PATREON ]


The Newgrounds Podcast recently talked to @heyopc to talk about his music, give some advice, and his origins as a musician. Our lord and savior @TomFulp was also on to talk about the Flash Forward Jam as well as answer some questions about Newgrounds. @JohnnyUtah popped in a bit and so did @Xinxinix.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@liljim


liljim is Newgrounds favorite Brit. He has been responsible for a lot of stuff under the hood at Newgrounds, even to this day. He picked up where @Ross left off with Newgrounds and is responsible for not only the Audio Portal, but the Art Portal as well. He works alongside @PsychoGoldfish on optimizing other parts of the site that has made it flourish from where it was back in the early 2000s to today!




PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?


UNDGEROUND


“Ren since 2008”

@Pielmeier




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Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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NEW INTERVIEW: Phonometrologist

The winner of the 2020 Newgrounds Audio Deathmatch! Get a dive into music theory with one of Newgrounds most knowledgeable about the subject.




ARTIST NEWS


BEEN A WHILE! NEW TUNES!

@kelwynshade has made his return to Newgrounds! He's still been making music, just off of Newgrounds! Welcome Back kelwynshade! Good to see you here again!


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New track "Turing Machine" + pre-orders are now open for Jabun's 3rd album "Generation Supernova" (out April 15th)!

@Jabun's new track Turing Machine is out now. You can listen to it on Newgrounds. It is one of the songs on Jabun's upcoming album Generation Supernova. You can pre-order it now. If you're a Patron on his Patreon then access to the album will be easier for you.



The road-head ahead

@Joe-Mega has released the second episode of his series Rhythm. Episode three is just around the corner. He also celebrated his 25th birthday. Please send your used toothbrushes to him as your gift.





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This week's featured artist is @comradebodko. He has quite the realistic dark approach to his works. His use of shading to set the tone in each piece is quite splendid! He's done work on the Dragonball Z: Collab and the Totally Tubular Collab.


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Joe Interviews Shrek

comradebodko





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This is typically where we showcase a piece of Newgrounds history from the Flash Portal, which is now just called The Portal for short. However we still have a ton of submission that are Under Judgement. Today I want everybody who reads the paper to go to The Portal and help clear up as many submissions as you can. What should stay on Newgrounds and what shouldn't. You as a Newgrounds Member have that choice during this phase. Every submission that gets posted to Newgrounds has to go through this phase no matter what.




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@CrystalPinesGF recently joined us. They're an animator working on a secret fan game project. They're looking to make friends and talk to other people on the site. Perhaps the fan game will be Gravity Falls related? We have to wait and see.


@Waapu, or Warp, is new to the site. He's been a lurker for years and finally decided to make an account. He's happy to be here! Give him a warm welcome and share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with him!


@Greila, or Hyena, is a new artist who came to us VIA FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. Check out their works below!



@ADN4ADNR is a new musician here on Newgrounds. Check out their works below!



@monkeyarch16 recently joined us. They heard how much @ninjamuffin99 was bragging about Newgrounds and decided to check it out. Share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with them!


@PaintaVision is a new artist here on Newgrounds. They're not sure how they can use their account here on Newgrounds to the fullest. Perhaps an artist on here can show them the ropes. Check out their works below!



@weirdcore is a new artist here. She joined due to FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' and TANKMEN. She's looking to be a game developer one day. Check out her works below.





STORIES


Newgrounds Bingo!

@aeroburger made a bingo card to see where you hit when it comes to Newgrounds. See if you can get a bingo!


🔥 🔥 🔥 The BBS is on fire!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@BUM-DRILLER has found a fire in the BBS! It seems to have calmed down now, but it could spark up again at any moment.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


What prescription meds does he need? We have lexapro, xanax, prozac, adderall, anything!

@VampireKisses17


I heard you're doing the hand thing. God what is that?

@Wegra


Really? All this money going towards Supporter Status and nobody thought to buy a damn fire extinguisher?

@The-Great-One


Sorry I used @ZomAlien’s computer for research on how do other alien species (non humans) sexually reproduce and got traumatized for life.

@UggoSonno


I find it weirder that I fucking hate cucumber with a burning passion but love me some pickles though.

@Gagsy


PIC OF THE WEEK

@DamnedByFate


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TODAY'S HAIKU

The otter comes forth,

Seeking its fishy breakfast,

Eating 'til its full.

@Holon




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@Schtiffles

@VascoF

@PhantomArcade

@Granfaloon

@hcnone

@Quarl

@BryanV


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2004: @S-Saviour

2012: @Number-Slayer

2011: @MrConspiracy

2020: @TheMightyWeakling




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This morning we officially debut the Matinee. It has been a feature in the past, but will be interchanged with the Console going forward. To start off this week, Tom noticed there have been a lot of cool movies here on Newgrounds that were not FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' themed so he decided to highlight some in the thread Non-Funkin' Movies and asked others to share some new movies that have missed the spotlight. The Tank Tribune has collected his findings into this morning's Matinee. I hope you enjoy.




Sorry there was a delay with this issue. Scheduling conflicts at work made it to where I had to pump out a lot of this last night and sleep was required soon after. There is some exciting stuff coming next week for the Tribune though as well as a surprise for the upcoming Pico Day. If you're not a Follower on The Tank Tribune then become one and don't miss out on the big things coming!




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