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    NO. 42 - Sexy Summer Sizzle

    Posted by TheTankTribune - July 5th, 2021


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    I HAVE TROUBLE SPELLING MAYONAISSE

    @The-Great-One




    LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

    Good Morning Newgrounds! For all of my fellow Americans out there I hope you had a fantastic 4th of July! I have been hard at work tweaking the redesign for the paper. It is still a work in progress so if there are some things that you like and don't like be sure to tell me. It is incredible that this paper has been around for an entire year already. Although some weeks have been missed, it has been a growing process. With that said if you're looking to beat the heat then spend it with Newgrounds! We have a Summer Animation Jam going on right now! It is different from others as being a tournament that harkens back to The Tournament of Flash Artists and The Newgrounds Annual Tournament of Animation (TOFA and NATA respectively). A Summer Game Jam is coming up with fundraising happening for it! RWappin is working on a new cartoon show called End Times. The Friday Night Funkin' Animation Jam winners have been announced. The Summer Writing Contest has begun. There is never a dull moment when you are on Newgrounds! More content than YouTube could ever provide to you, hell most of it you've probably seen on YouTube! With that being said, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!

    @The-Great-One




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    THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


    FEATURED COMPOSERS

    @Troisnyx @AkioDaku @AlbeGian @BBank @Mackievellian @LD-W @vidu3k333 @ReinnOfficialTracks @Burner98 @Vista-Sound13 @vioyoyo @AceMantra @CandySweetssJr @Everratic @AlvinHew @Atlastic8 @Makrotube @TheMusicalManiac @JerppaXD @Jebbal @H20ghost @Sasha-Tarquin @neonwelpZ @Rucklo @Bansheebot @Denvish @MaestroSorrow


    UPCOMING COMPOSERS




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    Friday Night Funkin' Jam Winners!

    The winners for the jam based off of Newgrounds smash hit FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' were announced. First Place was awarded to @POSTBOY. Congratulations to all of the winners and everybody who participated in the Jam!



    NewGrounds Audio DeathMatch 2021: Audition Thread

    @SplatterDash has announced this year's Audio DeathMatch! If you haven't entered the audition yet you still have time! The judging round begins on July 19th!


    Summer 2021 Writing Contest

    @SevenOnAStick is hosting a writing contest in the Writing Forum. The theme involves Poetry about summer and heat. There are cash prizes with $100 going to 1st Place! The deadline is September 6th. If you are a poet then this is a chance to get your work out there for all to read!




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    Summer Game Jam

    DEADLINE: July 16 - July 25


    NewGrounds Audio DeathMatch 2021 Audition

    DEADLINE: July 19


    Summer Animation Jam - Round 2

    DEADLINE: July 24


    Clock Day

    DEADLINE: August 15


    Robot Day 2021

    DEADLINE: August 26


    Summer 2021 Writing Contest

    DEADLINE: September 6


    Madness Day

    DEADLINE: September 22




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    Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start this week off with Orval's imaginary Friends, winning a Daily Feature for @Awful-Ike@EelSocks@GreaseBrain@RoseTheVixen@Sardinky, and @Valbun@CootieGirl picks up her second Daily Feature for Cootie - Expected Delivery. Her first Daily Feature being for Piconjo Day 2021: Teaser@Sexual-Lobster picks up his 67th Daily Feature for Prince of Vibes@JamesLee brings us another entry in the NOX series with the ice is melting@ChutneyGlaze and @chimp-shrimp win a Daily Feature for the possible start to a series entitled Sheriff Bean Ep1?@PringusMcDingus picks up his fifteenth Daily Feature for Dreadtroid, taking a stab at the Metroid series this time around. We close off the week with a FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN parody from @Doobus-Goobus and @Snarketypes entitled Friday Night Hunkin' : Senpai.





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    These are the Top 40 most popular songs from June 27, 2021 - July 3, 2021. The number 1 song of the week on Newgrounds goes to @Teminite! Congratulations!





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    This week's featured artist is @NuncaResponding. Originally they were looking to do comics and take their art more seriously. Check out their works below!


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    Canned water

    NuncaResponding






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    This section of the paper needs an absolute overhaul. There should be more rewards and perks for the Supporters of Newgrounds. With that being said if you are one of Newgrounds Supporters what would you like to see here? I will continue doing the Supporter of the Week.




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    LATEST INTERVIEW: Tom Fulp

    This is actually an older interview with Tom. Back in 2001 when Newgrounds was barely five years old. Seeing the aspirations he had for the site going forward and where it is today over 25 years later is remarkable.




    ARTIST NEWS


    I’m homeless, but safe.

    @JohnMontoya is currently homeless. Some plans fell through when him and his brother decided to move out to California to further their careers. If you want to support him then please do what you can through his PatreonSpotify, and Bandcamp.


    "End Times" Pitch

    @RWappin is working on a full fledged animated show entitled End Times. He doesn't know how he is going to fund this project, he's mainly throwing it out there. It will be a show involving adult themes. Here's a small synopsis of the show to give you an idea.


    "There is a sense of dread in the air as everyone seems to think they are in the End Times- for their own reasons. The forces of darkness are making their move towards total global enslavement, but those who see the “end” as just the edge between their comfort zone and the unknown, will ascend."

    -RWappin


    Monthly Update: June 2021

    @BenTibbetts has recently moved to Texas where he is teaching music. If you are looking to use Ben's music unlicensed then you can become a subscriber to his site for $4 a month and have access to the Audio Store. There he has posted a solo harp piece entitled Cloud City.




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    There are many coveted awards here on Newgrounds. The Daily Feature, for the best flash of that day. The Weekly User's Choice, the best flash for the week. The Review Crew Pick, the highest rated flash for that week. To win all three is called a sweep or the Triple Crown. The first movie on Newgrounds to do this was an action movie called Kong by @Raz. It was also the last movie he would post on Newgrounds.




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    NEW USERS


    @Sereph-Philemon has joined us recently. He was brought to the site due to FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. He's looking to make some friends on the site and possibly be a voice actor.


    @Nefalox is one of our newest artists and programmers here on Newgrounds. Check out his works below!



    @AGuyNamedTrillo is a new artist here on the site. He's looking to share his works with everyone here. Check out his stuff below!



    @captainsmiles is a new artist here on the site. He's browsed the site since he was kid and loves the awesome stuff on the site. He is looking to contribute to that awesomeness. Check out his works below!



    @Crystalitar is a new artist on the site. She was curious to see how Newgrounds works due to the decline of Tumblr and DeviantArt. She enjoys the freedoms that Newgrounds gives compared to other sites. Check out her works below!



    @AntonCorazza is a new musician on the site. He was brought here due to Twitter. Check out his works below!





    STORIES


    Tankman Triweekly

    For every creation there must be satire. @Anonymous-Frog has taken to creating the Tankman Triweekly. If you haven't checked it out yet then please do!



    RIP Dogmeat

    @Prinzy2 has brought us some bad news. Joel Burgess' dog River died. She was the inspiration and model for the ally Dogmeat in Fallout 4. A companion, fighter, but more importantly, a friend. Rest in peace.


    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, STOP SCROLLING

    @YourGuyIsa needs you to stop scrolling. Right now. Read this.


    CRIME


    Twitter is seriously not even remotely a good platform at all

    REPORT: Poster @DevAesthetic requested lock. Moderator @Fro obliged.


    what is your gender

    REPORT: No reason given for lock.




    QUOTES OF THE WEEK


    "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the public."

    @DamnedByFate


    "Tom Fulp placed in a Tesla listening to "Eat it!"?"

    @Menoyami


    "It's about 3 am where I am right now but sadly I have no pizza"

    @pudgie248


    "I used to go there at midnight for half off apps when I was a lazy cunt in college, it was ok I only got cancer twice"

    @mothballs


    "I like bananas, they're yellow"

    @Gettysburg


    PIC OF THE WEEK

    @Prinzy2


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    Viva la revolution!

    Back in 2010, former forum moderator @Coop, a regular of the Where is / How to / Help! Forum, attempted to take over the General forum. A small online civil war began with General standing tall in the end.


    Super Smash Bros. Brawl site up

    After the smash hit Super Smash Bros. Melee, the third entry in the series was highly anticipated. There was a site that announced updates for the game piece by piece including new stages, items, characters, and game modes. We look back on Brawl being a weak entry in its series, back then though we were all excited. This one game would a lot of content here on Newgrounds.





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    Here we take a look through the favorites of our readers here on The Tank Tribune. This week we have ten favorite movies from @chris-the-stick! Enjoy!


    chris-the-stick Favorite Movies




    Thank all of you for sticking it out with me for this long. I have been able to have a more relaxed writing schedule lately. I have recently changed jobs to another deli, this one being more clean, organized, and well managed. I am quite happy where I am now and no longer wake up with a sense of dread. I am happy to be posting this paper for all of you to read. I hope you enjoy the new redesign and tweaks I have done with it. Here's to another year of The Tank Tribune!




    The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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    Yoo I'm on here lmao
    It feels pretty special to be on here but idk cause I've never really seen you before
    If I may ask, why was my post put on the stories? Did you just see it and went "Sure I'll put that in"? Just curious, if I sound rude I don't mean it-

    OMFG IM IN THE POST!!11! NO WONDER I WAS TAGGED! DAMN, THANKS FOR THE FEATURE, DUDE- MADE MY DAY!

    Thx for the shoutout rival newspaper guy.

    My god I got mentioned!!! Yaaaay!!! Also my remix of Park Avenue was featured and added onto the playlist!! Yes!! My god I'm so happy. Thank YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE!!! <3

    Thank you Newgrounds for the shoutout! Yeah, just like a lot of the new blood in this site, I too was convinced to make an account thanks to FnF, so far I have made one forum posts for people who love Progressive Rock like me (and hopefully make them discover the magnificence that is MAGMA). As for the voice acting stuff, i'm not particularly on the lookout for any projects as of now, i'm still getting used to the Newgrounds vibe and content (And I *seriously* need to check out more content that isn't on the Adult section). With that said, fell free to contact me about anything that's going on in terms of projects, I too would like to see if people were right in telling me I could be a good voice actor ;)

    Ahh, the lead-up to Super Smash Bros. Brawl was something special. I wasn't there for that old thread, but even just scrounging through it took me back to the sheer amount of hype that game generated.

    Thanks for the spotlight ! Much love

    HUIBGWDKFOBIVEG(HIFDPASHKJBCHDIVFOHJLDASKNJOVIWENSODIJPACSoh mygod thanks for featuring me

    YOOOO. I'm way too late to see this, (i have been working hard on art-fight, goal is 31 drawings in 31 days and im succeeding!!!)

    Thank you so much for mentioning me among the new users!!