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NO. 74 - Late to the Party

Posted by TheTankTribune - February 27th, 2023


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"You'll eat what I made for supper or have nothing at all"

@DrSevenSeizeMD




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Sorry for the one day delay. I was spending time the whole day with a friend of mine having a gay day. That's neither here nor there. The month of March is fast approaching, with Pico Day not too far off. List Jam 2 has been announced. We have Newgrounders celebrating their site anniversaries. We really need a name for your Newgrounds Sign-Up Anniversary. Newgrounds Birthday sounds a bit generic. Shout out to @Graeme just because he's awesome! The Newgrounds Treasure Hunt has brought a lot of cool stuff in the Portal. We revisit the Musk Jam. Without further ado, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!

The-Great-One




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INTRO AND OUTRO BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Waterflame @steampianist @SroSocial @JustALunaticGuy @fSYNCLIPSE

@cyan11 @Quippic8 @NGKFlower @LordAndiso @Gooch

@BentSteam @V-Future @Qwhertz94 @BusanBlack @3arthquake

@Trippple @ZaneLittle @TeraVex @Michael-Flaherty @Vista-Sound13


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SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS

If you have been enjoying all of the cool things you see on Newgrounds. The Game and Animation Jams, the Contests, the awesome Music and Art. Then become a Newgrounds Supporter! It's as cheap as $2.99 a month or $25 a year. No matter what price you pay, you get all of the perks of being a Supporter. Top Secret Areas where you can talk with members who love Newgrounds. If you're a creator, the Dumping Grounds allows you to hold onto your Works-In-Progress safely and securely. You can also give Tom Fulp, the founder and CEO of Newgrounds, your suggestions for what you would like to see on the site. Some have come to fruition on the site. Become a Supporter and keep Newgrounds alive without the influence of advertisers.


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?


Flash Forward Jam - DEADLINE EXTENSION

The Flash Forward Jam's deadline has been extended from March 26th to April 20th. If you haven't finished your entry yet, you can breathe now. You have more time now, but not much. Use it wisely. Don't forget to add the tag “Flash-Forward-2023” on your entry before the end of the day on April 20th.


Newgrounds Audio Portal 20th Anniversary Collab

@ThatJohnnyGuy and @VoicesByCorey are working on a collaboration to celebrate the Newgrounds Audio Portal turning 20 years old. If you want to participate in the collab then you better hurry. The deadline to join is March 1st, that's this coming Wednesday! Become a part of Newgrounds history!


List Jam 2

The latest game jam is List Jam 2. This was a jam that we celebrated last year@MigMoog@Default@nokoi and @Tiny are hosting it. Participants have until the end of the day March 1st to create a game that incorporates two or more items from lists. Below are the lists. If you're a game developer looking to make something quick, then get a move on! You have only until this Wednesday! Just don't forget the tag “ListJam2” so it can be found and judged.


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MigMoog’s List:

  • On or off, no in-betweens
  • Unstoppable force meets immovable object
  • Two inputs with randomly swapped actions
  • Black Box Testing (Output is given with an unknown process)


Default’s List:

  • Tank Controls
  • Text adventure
  • Monkey protagonist (bonus points for extra monkey related content)
  • Newgrounds celebs eat pudding in a rhythmic fashion that is the coolest of the site


Tiny’s List:

  • A secret orb in the mountain
  • Bus driver goes berserk
  • Ragdoll physics
  • Cabin in the woods with a monster


Nokoi’s List:

  • unusual controls/movement
  • recursion
  • cats everywhere
  • always changing

Newgrounds Summerfest Application Deadline

The deadline to participate in this year's Summerfest is approaching. If you want to be a part of the panel, have an event idea, host a contest, or become a volunteer. Be sure to have your application submitted before April 5th. The Summerfest will be on August 25th-27th. This year it will not only broadcast through Discord, but through YouTube as well!


Pico Day

Our annual Pico Day is approaching fast. The date being on May 6th. If you didn't have time to participate in the Flash Forward Jam or can't get something out for the List Jam. Then you have plenty of time to make something for Pico Day.




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This past Friday's episode of Off The Wall, we had the multiple time winner of Best Moderator on the Newgrounds BBS. The mother of the forums, the one and only @DrSevenSeizeMD. She tells us stories about chickens, glitter, Fallout, Mardi Gras, and King Cakes. It is a hoot n' an half of fun!



Which some news. During Season 4, ThatJohnnyGuy may need to step down as host going forward. There will be an opening for a new host. Details are still being discussed. If you're interested in hosting a podcast alongside The-Great-One, please stand by for more information.


10 Years!

@ForgottenDawn is celebrating being on Newgrounds for 10 Years! Throughout his time on Newgrounds, he has won 1st Place in the Newgrounds Audio Portal 10 Year Anniversary Contest, collaborated with multiple musicians on Newgrounds to make The Underground Collective, and has been a contestant and assistant to the Newgrounds Underdog Artist Contest and Newgrounds Audio DeathMatch. Congratulations on 10 years on Newgrounds ForgottenDawn!




TRAILER: Gravity Circuit

@KoniWorx has dropped the trailer of a game they've been working on entitled Gravity Circuit. You can check out the trailer below. You can download the demo on Steam right now!




YEAR 22 EP OUT NOW!

@Kysertron has recently turned 22 and is celebrating with the release of a new EP. It is called Year 22 EP. You can listen to it here on Newgrounds, Spotify, or YouTube. Happy Birthday Kyserton!


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7 Years on NG!

@RobC3 is celebrating seven years on Newgrounds! He was mostly on here using Skincraft and got to experience the Tumblr Exodus, the FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Craze, and participated in Sketch Collab 2021 and Sketch Collab 2022. Thank you RobC3 for being on Newgrounds for seven years. Check out his works below!



Finally a News Update

@MayaLaCookie has been feeling creativity burnout lately. They have put a lot of their effort into one big project. They haven't been doing so well mentally. MayaLaCookie has been journaling to stay on track of their projects. The Tank Tribune has welcomed them to Newgrounds in Issue NO. 38. We have talked about their burnout in the past. Then when MayaLaCookie celebrated one year on Newgrounds. It is great to see MayaLaCookie come so far on Newgrounds. The Tank Tribune hopes you will get the peace of mind you need and that your works will become better than ever!


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Animated Short - Update

@itsabluebanana has posted his rough draft of an animated short he's working on. You can check it out below. He's hoping to have it released by Summer.



Avatar The Last Airbender - Recreated!

@ThrJester is looking to start a collaboration to reanimate one episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Each animator will animate a few seconds shot in any style they choose. It will all be put together into one episode. The project is also looking to contain remixes of the songs and voice actors. It is a non-paid passion project. If you're interested you can PM ThrJester here on Newgrounds, send an E-Mail, or join the Discord server. Any questions can be put into the thread.




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This week's featured artist is @Shadowcat5150. She's been an artist on the site since 2018. Her attention to detail and work on eyes is incredible. As well as the speed she can crank out works. Check her works out below and give her a follow!


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"The Other Side Chronicles" Album Cover

Shadowcat5150





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@Knudelo has known about Newgrounds for a long time. They have recently made an account. Share some of your favorite Newgrounds stuff with them.


@MillionDeaDNoSeen has joined Newgrounds. They have decreed that billions must die. Share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with them and perhaps you shall be spared.


@XM551Sheridan is our newest artist on the site. They are interested in tanks and World War II. Check out their works below.



@DarkMassif is a new artist and animator here. He's looking to boost their spirit in animating. Check out his works below.



@TheEmeraldBlockTEB signed up back in 2021 but is just now saying hello. He's curious about what Newgrounds was like in the early days of the site's existence. Share some nostalgia with him.


@wojtekpolska made their account back in 2019 mainly for games. They're looking to get to know the community more. Share some of your favorite games on Newgrounds with them.


@maianew is new to the site. They're happy to join! Give them a hello when you get the chance.


@Tama-Fores is our newest writer and artist. They've been browsing Newgrounds since they were in the 5th grade. Here's hoping they share their works in the Writing Forum.




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Welcome back to the Sunday Matinee. Since Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and doesn't seem to be leaving the site anytime soon. Here are some entries from the Musk Jam hosted back in 2020. These are all movies poking fun at Elon Musk. If one of these made you laugh, be sure to re-tweet it to Elon Musk's Twitter so he can see it! Below is just a small preview. Click the header to watch all of today's features.






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@FrozenFire would bring us an ambitious project entitled Relive Your Life. Throughout mini games, narration from @Egoraptor, and music from the Audio Portal, you would bring to life your creation. There are a lot of ups and downs, some laughs are had, but in the end, we all must go. It is an incredible game from beginning to end with a ton of replay value.


"I was actually about 90% done with Relive Your Life when I was at Pico Day, because the game was made as a college assignment and it was due the day I got back. I finished putting it together on the plane ride to Texas. At the beginning of that month, I messaged Arin out of the blue and asked him, "Hey we are both going to be at Pico Day! Would you like to work with me on something?" I warned him it was a lot of voice work, but he didn't skip a beat to say yes. He was in the middle of a move too, so that just speaks wonders for his character."

@FrozenFire

April 3, 2013




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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Seth


This week, we take a look at one of Newgrounds finest. Talented musician, defender of the innocents on the site, one of the funniest people I've ever met, and a huge Supporter of Newgrounds. He has been on the site under multiple names throughout the years, chances are you have run into him and not even known it. Helpful when needed, giving a laugh when you're down, a role model for others on Newgrounds. Thank you for all you have given us and continue to give us throughout the years.


"I don't want this place to die. I really don't. I'll do my part to show it."

-Seth

August 7, 2022




HIGHLIGHTS


Greetings from Bosnia

@Luis has resumed his travels throughout Europe. He has been traveling with his friend @sqeezy. They have been to Tokyo, London, Paris, and Turkey. There exists a Bruce Lee statue there. The view is gorgeous. He's looking to go to Switzerland next and maybe Macedonia afterwards. If you're a Newgrounds member in these areas, then message Luis. He might be in your neighborhood.


What used to scare you as a kid?

@trenzin191 is wondering what used to scare you when you were a kid. For him, his grandma told him that if he misbehaved, an old man would take him away in a large sack. @NikoN1nja was afraid of Slenderman. @SecretBoxFox is afraid of sharks and tornadoes. Share your childhood fears in the thread.


SOUP THREAD

@RavioliBox just wanted to show off some pictures of soup. If you are a fan of soup, share some of your favorite soup pictures, soup recipes, and just soup in general.


"Only the pure of heart can make a good soup.”

-Ludwig van Beethoven


How do I make a good game for NG?

@XxDarqMidnightxX has been a game developer on Newgrounds for over a month now. Her scores are low and she's wanting to know how to make a good game for the site. Check out her games below, leave a review and give her some feedback.



If you could eat any video game item/entity, what would it be?

@RCGCbro wants to know if you could eat something from a video game, what would it be? @StickmanMarkinson wants the Sweet Rolls from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. @Peepers wants the Rock Fisted Potato Stew with BBQ'd fish from Final Fantasy IX. @SOUP101 want to eat... Kirby.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"I can't be the only person who used to think gay people could get pregnant? Right?"

@Stonmann


"not looking to good so far im not seeing Gangnam Style or krazy frog"

@poopypeter


"somebody should build a company that sells fans exclusively. top rated fans only the best quality. - call it Only Fans. onlyfans.com - yeah"

@Malachy


🍆

@Marcus49


"But yeah, FB reels be like "hey kid, want some psychological testing? It's free!""

@FUNKbrs


PIC OF THE WEEK

@JJBolton635


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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Since people read The Tank Tribune on their phones, here are some games from the Mobile Game Jam hosted by @Stepford last year.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




My apologies for the tardiness of this. I had plans for the weekend and I wasn't able to get this up until this Monday morning. Shall not happen again. I am on track with my projects since I'm not juggling as much as I used to. Next week will be the official return of The Interviewer, another Off The Wall episode, and I'll be highlighting entries from the Newgrounds Treasure Hunt as well. My Sunday was absolutely wonderful and I hope yours was as well, without The Tank Tribune to start your day off. As one creator on this site likes to stay. Stay happy, stay home, and stay hale!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Comments

Loved being mentioned here

But what would Kirby taste like? Would it taste sweet or would it taste horrible since Kirby eats alot of different things?

Theses questions need to be answered I tell you.

Relive Your Life was awesome when it came out!

Thanks for the shoutout for the trailer, mate!

Thx for ye shout homie Simpson

Thanks for the shout out.

Cheers! Thank you for the kind feature, and you love to see The Tank Tribune still going strong.

It brings me immense pride to have that shitty quote up there XD

I use she/they prns, but thanks for putting me in.

Whoops. Sorry about that. I was in the zone as it were and forgot to check. Error shall be corrected.

Relive Your Life has always been one of my favorites!

Thanks for the mention, its very kind! Its really cool seeing my name in an article.

I'm saving the carrot pic. That's too good. Another great harvest of Newgrounds news as usual!

Thank you very much for the birthday/EP mention! Looking forward to what 2023 brings us all! :D

Fantastic work as always!!
I'm long overdo for hopping in as a Producer :)

Wow. Wasn't expecting to find myself here. O.O Thank you!

Thank you for mentioning me and my animation project!

"NikoN1nja was scared of Slenderman"
ENDERman, dude

Thanks for featuring me. I’m humbled

Never expected to be in the news post.

not sure how i missed this lmfao. thanks for featuring me tho <3