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NO. 95 - Welcome Patreon Producers!

Posted by TheTankTribune - January 21st, 2024


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“TANK TRIBUNE, FOREVER!”

@fe3l1ngsk1lledd




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! If you missed out on yesterday's post, this issue was posted yesterday through my Patreon for those in the Producer Tier! Shout out to @Aalasteir and @TomFulp for becoming Producers! Now it is available here on Newgrounds, every Sunday like normal. Newgrounds is now on the 2-Factor Authorization login, which means you need to be able to login to your E-Mail as well to login to your account. Make sure the password for your Newgrounds and your E-Mail are not the same. They need to be different. Pixel Day is in two days! There are two collaborations going on right now. One for composers and the other for composers, voice actors, and writers. wamyremy is still here! TheGorondorf is back! All of this and more! Without further ado, here are the hip happenings on Newgrounds!

-The-Great-One




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INTRO AND OUTRO

@sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@CicloOfficial @Manvineo @Sherlock-Bones91 @EnderHaven @SnekkMusic

@Bertn1991 @datboi7os @popolamusic @CarpetBakery @TeffyD

@Vista-Sound13 @ZaneLittle @DaGrahamCraka @ambush72 @Everratic

@Irish-Soul @Benji-G @Mart111n @sorohanro @heyopc




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Email 2FA and Pixel Day!

For those logging in to Newgrounds, you are having to put in a code now through your E-Mail. This is normal and although there have been some bugs, it appears to be working fine. If you have found any bugs then you can E-Mail Newgrounds Support for help.


The 9th Annual Pixel Day is this Tuesday! If you haven’t finished your entry for Pixel Day now would be the time for those finishing touches. If you haven’t started something and want to push yourself for an entry, then go for it! Remember to tag your entry with the "pixelday2024" tag. If your entry is making its world premiere on Newgrounds then tag it with the "pixelday2024-compo". If you have posted it outside of Newgrounds, just use the normal "pixelday2024" tag. Check out previous Pixel Days below!





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This week’s featured artist is @keik-keik. He’s been on the site for three years now. His inspirations include Tex Avery, Hayao Miyazaki, Andy Warhol, and Takashi Murakami, just to name a few. He’s currently on a break due to burnout. Check out his works below.


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Cozy core

keik-keik





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I'M STILL HERE I'M STILL HERE I'M

@wamyremy has given us an update post on where they have been. They have been making works for the NG Office Depths Collab, LISA: The Campfire Collab, and this year’s Pixel Day. They’ve been experimenting with their pixel art throughout all of this!


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Waterflame Mailing list

@Waterflame has setup a mailing list for those who want to stay up-to-date on new tracks, collaborations, merchandise, sneak peeks, and more! Just follow this link and you will be one of the first to know!


Pixel Day Project Teaser

@ProsciuttoMan, @Paytonio, @Dry, and @Roverkibb, were looking back at ProsciuttoMan’s game portfolio and realized how his game Gate of Hades has become outdated over the years. His goal is to reimagine the game. Then a realization of Pixel Day coming up, they have decided to remake the game with the following. He will also be working with @PostElvis again for this project.


  • A brand new, completely original soundtrack
  • Completely reimagined character designs and sprites: made to give off the feel of an old Sega Genesis game
  • 12 unique levels set in 6 distinct worlds
  • Somewhere between 4 and 6 new enemies with unique behavior, depending on how you count things
  • Some much-needed visual feedback for players to really sell enemies dying



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@TeffyD is looking to make a soundtrack for a fake Newgrounds Mall. The goal is to make “mall music” or muzak. He has supplied a playlist of mall music as an example. Below is information on this collaboration.


How do I join/submit?

I'll try to make it as easy as possible, so if you wanna join all you gotta do is DM me your track via Dropbox, WeTransfer or Google Drive, You don't need to join a server specifically for this project. Once the collab is finished and released you can just post it whenever you want, I'll be combining them all into one long track with some background stuff for added ambience.


If you want to collaborate with others or need help with something I recommend joining the NGAP Collab Center Discord Server: (Link)


REQUIREMENTS:

  • To reiterate, think about what "Mall Music/Elevator Music/Muzak" means to you, and make it a song.
  • Your track must be no longer than 3 minutes and 30 seconds. In general Muzak is typically pretty short, probably 2:30 to 3 minutes. it focuses on catchiness and trying blend into the noise if that makes sense.
  • Track must be a 16-bit WAV File format. I know Newgrounds only allows MP3s so it sounds pointless, but its for mixing sake.
  • After the collab is released and you want to post your single to NG, tag with "NG-Mall-Collab". It's so I can add it to a playlist.
  • Nothing A-rated. I don't know how you'd do that but thought I'd just state it now.
  • That's it.


Follow the thread for additional information and questions. The deadline is February 15th.


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@JAMRIOT and @AhWham are teaming up to host a collaboration for bedtime stories. Teams must consist of a writer, a narrator, and a composer. Someone to write the bedtime story, someone to read the bedtime story, and a composer to make the backing track of a bedtime story. The goal of your piece to be something chill and relaxed to go to sleep to. If you’re having trouble finding teammates, check out The Jamcave for writers and NGAP Collab Center for narrators and musicians.


HOW TO SUBMIT YOUR TEAM’S ENTRY


  • Send @JAMRIOT a .wav file over Discord.
  • Whichever team member sends the entry should include a credits of those who worked on it.
  • Submissions should be between 5-10 minutes long.
  • All pieces will be compiled in an Audio Project on Newgrounds.
  • The Deadline is by the end of March 20th EST.

“Her Eyes on You”

@Bosa has released a brand new track. Going back to a style he was known for when he started out on the site. A combination of country, Celtic, and orchestral. Give it a listen and leave a review!





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All the way back in 2008, @Kianis would bring us a game with a simple objective. Get to the end of the level and burn the rope to defeat the Grinning Colossus. Upon winning, you’re treated to one of the greatest credits songs on Newgrounds by @Reachground. It is one of Newgrounds biggest games to never win a Portal award and to be a part of Flash Portal History 2008. If you haven’t played this classic, it is an absolute must!




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♝ Newgrounds Reading Challenge 2024 ♝

@Jackho has started the Newgrounds Reading Challenge once again. For this year’s challenge, The Tank Tribune will be featuring book recommendations and reviews from the members of this challenge. This week’s book comes from @TecNoir. His girlfriend got him books on historical figures. The first one he read is The Life and Times of King Arthur by Mike Ashley.


Future plans

Artist @LeCherlok is looking to make a fan game based on the game OFF. He’s looking for ideas on making an RPG for his game. If you have any ideas and/or a fan of the OFF series, then please share them with him.


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Thank you for the 1K views!

One of our newest users @MollyHC joined Newgrounds last week. They have posted their first movie to the Portal, Zenibeasts: Kaiju Cutie. They celebrated their entry reaching 1,000 views. Now at the time of writing this it is over 2,000 views, has been Frontpaged, and has won the Daily 3rd Place award. Congratulations MollyHC!


hello

@NitroOrient has posed a curious question. They want to know what their account smells like. @someaveragechap thinks it smells like citrus, @TheBestBroster thinks it smells like nitrous oxide, and @Hexamak says it gives off a sand scent. Stop by NitroOrient’s account and give it a good whiff!


News, news, news

@TheGorondorf has quit his teaching job of 12 years due to burnout. He’s opened his commissions for artwork. Check out his pixel art below! He’s also back to making games again. The next game to come out is Plomo. A short experience for TheGorondorf to get back into the swing of things. Check out his games below as well! Both have been Frontpaged in the past!



Wanna collab?

@PapoFuradoPA has recently celebrated being on the site for 10 years! He is looking to collab with new musicians here on Newgrounds! If you’re interested, check out his music below!





USERS OF THE WEEK

Here are the Users of the Week for January 14th, 2024 - January 20th, 2024.

Congratulations to all of you!


@PsychedelicSamurai

@heyddderek

@conundrym

@SuperJeffoMan

@Men3rzStuffz

@BastianConst

@OcularNebula



USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2023: @edvintually

2022: @xXsquidwardXx

2017: @Lucky-Mabey

2007: @Lord-Kensington




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. This week we’re taking a look at some pixel games from the past. Some of these are pretty dark, so bear that in mind when you decide to play them.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




So... I got drunk last night. Which came into affect after Rex left thankfully. I don't remember much about the later half of that night, my friends are going to have to recap me on that. I drank some heavy whiskey, I remember that. Thankfully I'm not one to get hangovers, therefore I was able to get this paper out to you this morning. Thank you all for your support for me over the years. I hope you all have a fantastic Sunday morning!




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Comments

Haven't noticed a sorta Sunday letter kinda thing before that's cool. Also btw, if anyone of any importance is reading this, I just wanna say that the 2fa thing is cool, but I really think it needs an option to disable it. If someone happens to switch between pfs a lot, it's a bit of a pain if you have do verification every time.

I miss diives

This might be the first time I've seen the Tank Tribune on the big banner.

OH THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow, thank you so much for the mention! I feel honored haha <3 <3 <3 <3 <33

I really missed reading these issues haha, I just think it's so cool how essentially every aspect of the community and the site are given spotlights here :D I'm looking forward to Pixel Day 2024! And again, thank you for the mention <333

always great to read the tribune. loved seeing the retrospective on some banger games that have acquired some years,, especially One Chance -- wow, that game had a big impact on me as a kid.

what this a ng newspaper?

I guess I can't miss the new issues now

That is a amazing idea

Oh buddy! this is exactly the thing I Needed! THANK U! I wish you a very PRRRRRAH sunday!

Cool, I'm a featured composer! No idea how I got picked since my view count is so low lol.

might be a little late to the party, but this is cool! this is the first one i think ivee seen before. cant wait to see the next one!

Good to see the TankTribune on FP banner! The NG Mall Music collab and Story Time collabs getting highlighted was a treat too

This is such a a great Idea.. wait let me get my coffee and slippers ❤️

Lots of exciting stuff going on! Good news as always!

PostElvis is one of my favorite musicians on this website

Congrats on making the front page!

Some of these comments are shocking me, I didn’t know how many people didn’t know about the tribune!

Oh thanks a LOT for including me!! Thanks!!!

Thank you so much!!

Hey!
This paper is excellent, and I love reading this. The work put into this is impressive to look at. I hope we never end up reading a murder mystery here or seeing a missing person's ad. We should, though, have a weekly comic section.

Thank you for putting in the effort to make this paper memorable. It makes newgrounds feel much more like a community where we don't hate our neighbors and instead bring them cookies when they are down.

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