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NO. 60 - Something Old, Something New

Posted by TheTankTribune - May 29th, 2022


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"FINALLY HAS SOME COMPETITION"

@TankmanTriweekly




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome to the redesign of The Tank Tribune! I've been tinkering with a redesign for a while now and with @Filiprb releasing the Newgrounds Font, I just had to use it. We have some features from the past making a return to the paper as well as some new additions! One being as you have noticed. We're back on Sundays going forward! The Member's Choice section has been removed, a new addition in the Community section has taken its place. The Sunday Console has returned with games to play! Tom has been jamming to music and rocking on! F-777 has been on fire with music production lately. I hope you enjoy the new redesign and are looking forward to joining me every Sunday for The Tank Tribune! With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!


The-Great-One




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Tritnew @Diffraktor @JoeyFreezeMusic @AmeliaUwU @SleepMastR

@Tangerine @KhjjnOffical @ConnorGrail @Vista-Sound13 @ItsOceanus

@Zip-Zap-Official @BulrogtheSorcerer @JimmyBiscuit @soupolemons @Ketyri

@matthieumusic @EVLanche @Dusstuiter @LLAAPPSSEE @DJStriden @johnfn


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NIN at the Met

Tom saw Nine Inch Nails perform! He has seen them perform before and has met Trent Reznor multiple times. Tom also noted that @bob is running the Thirsty Dice website. Tom will also be seeing Run the Jewels with @IvanAlmighty in August, during the Adult Swim Block Party@psychicpebbles will also be in town that weekend for a Smiling Friends panel, if you're in the area then check it out!


Music to Make Games To

Tom makes playlists of songs that he like for each month. He kind of dropped off a bit. It has resurged with May. He made it with songs that are upbeat. Something to listen to inspire game ideas or make a game with. I listened to this playlist myself as well as others while working on The Tank Tribune. It's been one of the sources for songs to feature in the Phonograph section!




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We start the week off with r/Alchemy picking up a Daily Feature for its team. Animated by @Nichols winning their second Daily Feature. Additional art by @McMetalface winning his first Daily Feature. Written by @GrandNG winning his first Daily Feature. And Voice Actor @VoicesByCorey winning his 13th Daily Feature! @Djjaner picks up their 13th Daily Feature and @Joshuaoriade picks up their first Daily Feature for Ryder Revenge: The Beginning Part01. With Djjaner animating and Joshuaoriade composing for the movie. The Ferryman nabs a Daily Feature for its team. Programming by @gl3nk, art by @crelish and @uncannyworm, music by @holbinski all winning their first Daily Feature. With voice acting by @Sardinky winning his ninth Daily Feature, his first being for a Game. @ApollonRex wins their first Daily Feature for Homunculus ZACH and the WORM Creature. ApollonRex's first win was the Daily 2nd Place for A Terrifying Encounter earlier this month. @JamesLee picks up his 32nd Daily Feature for Johnny Depp Today. Another entry in his NOX series. @midgetsausage picks up his sixth Daily Feature for two frogs. Closing off the week we have @Rob-Boss-Art winning their first Daily Feature for The Cartoon Network Challenge!.





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Here are the Top 5 songs from the Audio Portal based on popularity for the week of May 22, 2022 - May 28, 2022. Kicking things off at number five is @Couplex with their song i Lost Motivation. Taking the number four spot last week is @DIMENSIONLORD with their song NUCLEÖN. Sitting at number three is @SuperSoniker with Night Shift. Coming in at number two is @ZaazNG with a remix of the Newgrounds theme, LHM - Endless Handbag Jazz Orchestra (Loop). And the number one song of Newgrounds last week goes to @F-777 for F-777 - Oh Look A Butterfly.





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This week's featured artist is @Hmwhse. He's an oil painter here on Newgrounds! His style varies from piece to piece, with each one being immaculate! Check out his works below! Watch him paint on his Twitch channel!


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Lady in alley

Hmwhse





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SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Anonymous-Frog


A member of The Clock Crew, the writer of Tankman Triweekly, and one of Newgrounds biggest supporters. Anonymous-Frog has been on the site for nearly two years now and has accomplished a lot in that time. He also helps out with The Elite Guard Barracks, the Thumbnail Crew, and has recently revived The Wikigrounds Club. Thank you for all of the support and laughter you bring to Newgrounds Anonymous-Frog!


PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



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“Tito come outside”

@stevetherapper




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VAULT INTERVIEW: PuffballsUnited

The Interviewer still has some catch-up to do. In the meantime. Here is a look back at an interview with @PuffballsUnited. Where we discussed the origins of the Henry Stickmin Series, a parody of Star Fox, and the final question leading to the creation of Among Us.




ARTIST NEWS


Stay Tuned!

@F-777 has released a brand new song entitled Stay Tuned! You can listen to it on Newgrounds or stream it on Spotify!



Stream Schedule for 5/24 - 5/28

@ParkerRyland has released his streaming schedule. He streams every day at 7PM except Sunday. Not sure about the time zone, as of this posting we assume it is Eastern-Standard Time. If ParkerRyland gives us more info, this will be updated.


Hello

@YaYmusic has made their return to Newgrounds after being absent for two years. Their a musician here on the site. Check out their works below.



AN EARLY, NG EXCLUSIVE BONEMEAL!

@JTvister has given an early Newgrounds Exclusive comic Bonemeal entitled Soaking Bones! Have a look below and read the entire Bonemeal series!



Mix 'n' Match (Pilot)

@9hammer, the creator of the Solace and Chaotic Heart series, launched a pilot of a new series entitled Mix 'n' Match. He's working on this pilot alongside @PhasmaGORE and @realporter. It was covered as part of P-Bot's Weekly Daily Features when it won a Daily Feature. If you haven't seen it yet or 9hammer's other series, this is the time to check it out!




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Back at the beginning of 2009, @Bigfoot3290 would give us a funny sprite animation of Mario trying to destroy the castle in Super Mario World. And failing multiple times. This movie would go on to win the Daily Feature and Weekly 2nd Place. It would spawn two sequels, a spiritual successor, and collaborations from other Newgrounds creators!




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NEW USERS


@PeachyPop77 is a new musician here on the site. Check out their first upload below and say hello in the Intro Thread!



@Shronylion is new to the site! Give them a friendly hello in the Intro Thread!


@Infraradiant is new to the site. They regret on missing out on so much not joining Newgrounds earlier. Share some of your favorite things from Newgrounds with them in the Intro Thread!


@tioluko is an artist who has been here since 2020. They recently started posting their works here. Check them out below!



@AndersForsberg has had his account here for a year now. He's a filmmaker and avid skater. He is afraid people won't like his movies if he posts them to Newgrounds. Rest assured AndersForsberg, Newgrounds is a place meant to build your craft and acquire more skills. Share what you create!




STORIES


YOU FUCKING NUT JOBS!!!

@SkeleBum has celebrated being on Newgrounds for a whole year and has been having the time of her life. She has given thanks to the Newgrounds community, for being a place where people help one another out, build and grow together as creators! Check out her works below!



12 Year Wedding Anniversary!!

@Maltos celebrated his 12th Wedding Anniversary! Give him congratulations if you haven't already!


Graduating Today

@AngelFirst12 graduated last week. If you haven't congratulated him, then do so!




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Blue characters are so underrated

@BeepBoRobloxBro


Send me your favorite image!

@TheMisko


What was the early 00's like for you?

@Wegra


I'm putting a team together...

@Zymbot


I have Johnny Test sound effects stuck in my head

@FullOnWave




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"I wonder why that Rabbit has not yet turned Blue - Everyone is well aware of the effects of long term use of Carrot Crack"

@Maltos


"well you can't expect anything innovative from a communist."

@TailsPrower


"Coming from him I'm surprised that's the only thing that touched your lips"

@TheShokBlok


"My Dad blew up at the age of 10 by pouring gas on a bush and lighting it on fire, and is still alive. - Can your Dad do something stupid and survive?"

@Hazardous-Reptile


"Welcome to the real world! You’ve successfully completed the tutorial level!"

@SecretBoxFox


PIC OF THE WEEK

@DioShiba


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Here are the Users of the Day from May 22, 2022 - May 28, 2022. Congratulations to you all!


@Falconer02

@Keeby

@brwler

@metalsonic655

@Deusart

@davidmaletz

@davidmaletz


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2021: @Sh0T-D0wN

2020: @Jalen-ET

2017: @YellowB

2012: @LuchaDan




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning.



If a game is not loading properly for you, then install the Newgrounds Flash Player. There are instructions on how to do so. If it is still not working or you don't understand, create a thread in the Where is / How to / Help! Forum for assistance.




I have been so excited to launch this redesign. It was a labor of love. It's also great to be able to post these on Sundays once again! I can't post them right at 6AM anymore, even I have to sleep. It is nice to have it ready for those night owls though, or those who have to be awake at 3AM, 4AM, or 5AM for their day jobs. I thank all of you for joining me this morning. The 2 Year Anniversary of The Tank Tribune is approaching, a special Anniversary Issue will be in the works for that. I will be working on projects not only for my Dohn page, but the Archive as well. Thank you to all of my patrons on Patreon, and all the followers here on The Tank Tribune. To think, when the paper started there were 40 readers. Now there's almost 800! It is incredible! Thanks for reading! I am open to feedback on the redesign. I hope you all have a fantastic Sunday morning!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Comments

Congrats on getting this issue on Sunday again!

AAAAA WHY AM I IN IT THE NOTIFICATION SCARED ME THANK YOU SO MUCH THOUGH

@PeachyPop77 Highlighting you as a New User! Welcome to Newgrounds!

@The-Great-One Thank you! I'm working on a new song, so if you'd like to listen to that when I finish it that'd be awesome!

Not gonna lie, being mentioned in this really caught me off guard.

On the subject of the movies I wanna make, I have something in the works... but I don't wanna spoil it

Guess what? We did a redesign as well!

Fake News

Hats off for the feature, TTT!
There's three NG exclusives and some bonus content coming up the next few months into Halloween ;)

Woah I'm on the list of tracks again wtf. Soon enough I should have something crazy ready to go though.

<3<3<3
That barney photo XD
<3<3<3

It's me?

I assure you that I've done a whole lot more than what you just mentioned.

- I'm also a member of the now-recently-revived Kitty Krew and trying to get that back up the ground by organising a new collab. I'd like it if they had their own Collection, but I really don't have any way to help achieve that.
- I managed to take full advantage of Scratch to make two 4 star games with 10,000 views each.
- Last year I Rickrolled the Lock Legion with 'Lock Day 2021 Concert'. It's now in their Collection
https://www.newgrounds.com/collection/locklegion
- I've managed at least 10 alts, all with their own purpose.

On top of all that I also frequently make a ton of animations, games, music, art, etc and participate in various jams.