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NO. 40 - The Tank Console

Posted by TheTankTribune - April 20th, 2021


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OH YEAH? THAT HOW IT IS? WELL GABBADIEGOOBLE TO YOU TOO THEN, WISE GUY!

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Sorry for the lateness in this edition posted. Newgrounds was experiencing crashes pertaining to FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. This issue was planned out to celebrate the Games here on Newgrounds to coincide with Week 7 and Castle Crashing The Beard HD coming out. We are here now with the "Monday" Console having 40 Games, all classics on Newgrounds, all Ruffle enabled, for you to play this morning! Pico Day is coming up next Saturday so if you don't have your entry ready then now would be time to put on the finishing touches. With that out of the way, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Burn7 @darphfluffy @NeonProject @JohnnyGuy @ParagonX9 @Waterflame @AzureDragonFlame @Kor-Rune @kelwynshade @UbaldoB @i1011i @xerochi @ZombiePosessor @KennethBoxall @saintedix @KawaiSprite @cheshyre @Khuskan @NexhasUnleashed @JohnMontoya @NyxTheShield @NemesisTheory @Pyragmus @Dungeonation @TopherJ @Leikehmacher @Flashburn @Oney @MaestroRage @Reachground


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To celebrate all of the games on Newgrounds! There are 40 Games here! Well technically 39, FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' was one of them, but I couldn't add it to the playlist for the Tribune. It will be added in due time. Enjoy some of Newgrounds classics from past to the present!




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Friday Night Funkin': The Full Ass Game by Funkin Crew

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' launched Week 7 with the TANKMEN! It was so popular that Newgrounds crashed. A full game is looking to be in development with fundraising on Kickstarter. The goal was $60,000 which it surpassed it ten fold with over $700,000 pledged.


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start the week off with @Meurotte winning his first Daily Feature for his first movie in the Portal entitled A Tribute to Video Games. @BrokenMOJO wins his fifth Daily Feature for Tomar's Special Heart. Castle Crashing the Beard HD brings home a Daily Feature for @BoMToons, @l0litsmonica, @Luis, @PestoForce, @Pyragmus, and our lord and savior @TomFulp. @InfestedPear picks up his second Daily Feature for Gravity is a Harness. @my8 picks up their first Daily Feature for oen. Hair Scare Food Court (PARAPPA 2 FAN ANIMATION) picked up a Daily Feature for its creators @ayekerik, @itsnotsugar, @jOnline, @moldbun, @OliverJoaks, and @scuzzyspice. We close off this week with @CraeYT picking his first Daily Feature for Friday Night Tankin.





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DISCORD | TWITTER | PATREON ]


@psychicpebbles stopped by the Podcast. @dogl was interviewed on the Podcast as well. There were much shenanigans had as always. Tune in while you're working on your latest project or cleaning your house for your upcoming Pico Day Gallant Ball or whatever it is you kids do these days.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Sabtastic


This week we have a combination of Supporter of the Week and this week's Featured Artist. Sabtastic has not only been an incredibly skillful artist, but she is one of Newgrounds biggest supporters and contributors. Her artwork has graced the background of Newgrounds and she is a constant voice in the Art Portal through her reviews. Her works have ranged from video games, to birds, to original characters. She is a well known figure here on Newgrounds, if you are new to the site though you should definitely check out her works.


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Temple of Time

Sabtastic





PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDERGROUND


“chie satonaka is the best”

@pikaweirdguy




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Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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ARTIST NEWS


The official thread of my collaborative podcast

If you read our Podcast section last week then you will know that @HavryloThePigeon is working on a new collaborative project. An audio serial entitled Nol's Therapy Mansion. There are more details in the thread and he is looking for more collaborations from Newgrounds! The first two episodes are out now!



DOWNTOWN DUNGEON CHAPTER 4

@VIDEAJAMES has released the next chapter of his web comic Downtown Dungeon. It is up for free to read! Check out this series!



Drawn anything recently?

@LucaTheHuman is an artist and is wondering if you have drawn anything recently. Could be a work-in-progress, a completed work, a doodle, anything. Doesn't matter if art is your hobby or if you were just scribbling. Share it with Newgrounds!


Gonna Be More Active

@Pervyangel is looking to be more active here on Newgrounds. He has been busy with his Patreon, some things going on in life, and his DeviantArt winding down.


Parappa Newgrounds Collab

@jelly07 and @Zalay are looking to start a Newgrounds Collab. They are looking to make one based off of PaRappa the Rapper, both the video game and anime. If you're interested in joining then send a Demo Reel of your past works to either jelly07 or Zalay.




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@Jazza would bring us his contribution to Pico Day 2006 with an anthem. It is how I start celebrating each Pico Day. With this momentous occasion just around the corner, I thought it fitting to reminisce with this Pico Day submission.




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@SparxWolfie is our newest user on the site. He's looking to talk to anyone about anything Marvel, Video Game, or Animation related. He's still new to the site so give him a nice hello!


@ViperBeatz has recently joined Newgrounds! They're looking to post their works on Newgrounds and could use some help.


@JustSomeBodyElse joined to play the Henry Stickmin Games before Flash was gone. FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' pulled them back in. Share some of Newgrounds other classic games with them!


@SquidwardsSon joined us back in December. He grew up playing old flash games on here. He was recommended FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' and decided to make an account. He is an artist here! Check out his works below!





STORIES


The Official JimmyBiscuit Crazy Thread!

@JimmyBiscuit has a thread for all of her ramblings and shower thoughts. Pop in sometime if you would like a little madness or I guess maybe advice.


Blam More Stuff!

@MatthewMcChan is calling on you to go to The Portal and vote on Under Judgement submissions. BLAM (a.k.a. delete) movies and games. Help keep the site clean and do your civic duty as a Newgrounds member!


The Adventures of SevenSeize

@SevenOnAStick (a.k.a. the artist formerly known as SevenSeize) lost her power recently. It is thankfully back on now. She wants all of you to know that she's very proud of you.


The Roast of Deity-Donkus

@Deity-Donkus has requested that Newgrounds give him a celebrity roast. Do your worst Newgrounds!


RIP Adam Perkins

Although not Newgrounds related, it is sad to see another Internet personality die. Adam Perkins passed away. The cause of death hasn't been disclosed. He was a Vine star best known for his Welcome to Chili's Vine.



NG Games you can play with a controller?

@BronzeHeart92 is looking for any games on Newgrounds that can be played with a controller instead of the keyboard. Back in 2009 @MindChamber made a post entitled Quit Playing Flash Games on your KeyBoard!. It is an old news post so with updates the video tutorials are no longer there. It is something to look into if you're interested.


So Piss is back on Newgrounds

@Wegra has noted the return of one of Newgrounds veteran users, @Piss. The Tank Tribune issues him a hearty Welcome Back!




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


"Is this the JimmyBiscuit x DrunkGeck arc on the newgrounds bbs online anime?"

@Gimpmastermind


"People think she's joking. She's not joking. She will come for you. If you didn't have that Supporter badge it would've been worse."

@The-Great-One


"Were you having an aneurysm while writing this or is that something you have daily?"

@Kromasome


"I am robot Wegra, mecha wegra!"

@JimmyBiscuit


"There is nothing wrong with edgy humor, as long as you know your audience and where the line is."

@EdyKel


PIC OF THE WEEK

@metalsonic655


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A LOOK BACK AT THREADS OF THE PAST


The Push For Pico Day!

@Galloglasses came up with the idea to celebrate one of Newgrounds mascots. The creation of Tom Fulp, Pico. Pico is to Newgrounds what Mickey Mouse is to Disney. Pico Day is an important holiday here on Newgrounds. A celebration of Pico and his friends, the TANKMEN, and other Newgrounds iconic characters. This was an idea back in 2005. We have celebrated Pico Day since then.




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TODAY'S HAIKU

After six long years

Of contributing nothing

Time to do more stuff

@ShiftyHyena




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@Codefreq

@Tempty

@rougethegreat

@Cheetoh

@cheebster

@CarterSterling

@tyokio


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2006: @kills-for-cash

2012: @cohenramin

2011: @ComptonAssTravis

2020: @DreamsWarErotica




Work has been hell the past few days. Sunday while I was slicing I had numbness in my left hand that went through my arm. My heart started doing crazy stuff and I had trouble breathing. I pinched a nerve in my wrist which messed with blood flow and through my system out of whack. The doctor believes I am in the beginning stages of carpal tunnel syndrome. I am currently wearing a wrist brace with a thumb stint in it and I have to follow up with a doctor going forward. I am resting my wrist as much as possible going forward so please be patient with my writings going forward. Thank you all for reading and sorry for the delay in the paper, but out of all the things to delay it, overwhelming traffic on Newgrounds is a wonderful way for it to crash.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Comments

The Pico Day Anthem is one of my most fondly remembered Pico shorts. I once recorded the music from my speakers with a cheapo MP3 player because I was too stupid and young to just transfer the MP3 over instead.

Also holy hell, normal eyes Raiden in the papers! Thanks for the mention, appreciate it.

Thx for the shout boo

Hey that’s me! I’m in the newspaper!

Gracias amigo :-)

sab is already the hottest ng user you can't just keep piling on awards like that

hey yo thats me, thats kind of cool

thank y'all for the user of the day mention

whoa, thanks for mentioning my comic! really appreciate it!

Hello?

@BronzeHeart92 Hello!

I AM IN THE NEWSPAPER