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NO. 37 - The Yesterday Before The Easter Tomorrow

Posted by TheTankTribune - March 29th, 2021


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AND I SHOULD HOPE NOT! HE HAS ENOUGH AS IS!

@Urichov




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! This month just sort of flew by didn't it? Easter is just around the corner and not long after that we'll be at Pico Day before you know it! We've had some birthday celebrations last week! Bringing the legacy of Egoraptor back to life with a new generation. Honoring one of Newgrounds dedicated moderators and biggest fans! Remaking a classic during the era of the beard. Taking note of other podcasts here on Newgrounds. The Phonograph moving forward will be a hint of who will start next week. The last song not counting the outro Paper Dragon, will be the composer who starts next week's Phonograph. That's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@Bosa @Tritnew1 @oddfellowfloyd @Jeemboo1216 @KawaiSprite @ADN4ADNR @ian-booms @Avrik @Barito911 @XLRSTONE @yelldow @Bassclefff @Michael-Flaherty @kelwynshade @ter0nik @FLAVOUR-STAR @Carmet @Hypervolt @GruntVonVeizatun @iWTBAT




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!


Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021 Begins!

@Random-storykeeper has announced this year's Art-Inspired Music Contest! A contest where musicians create a piece of music inspired by a piece of art from the Art Portal. An important note is that if you wish to enter you can start looking for art now, but can't start creating your entry until the contest officially begins! Last year's winner was @littlbox.




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We start the week with @saantonandre picking up his first Daily Feature for Mad Pirate Skeleton Bomber. @TwistedGrim nabs a 23rd Daily Feature for E M I. @iKiwed picks up their first Daily Feature for Paper Morshu. @elsamwell wins his first Daily Feature for reanimating a classic video in the style of TANKMEN with GET OUT OF THE TANK. @Figburn and @Spasco win the Daily Feature for a new rhythm game on the site, Neon Rhythm. Gumby's Pizza nabs a Daily Feature for @mikelzNG, @ColeBob, @Alexmigo, and @TheOGGriper. MOIKALOOP x GHOST DATA | Animated Music Video picked up a Daily Feature for @moikaloop, @Blipsqueek, and @Chobiluck to finish this week off.





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SITE | STORE ]


This week we're featuring a different podcast. One that has died out back in 2019. It is @BenTibbetts podcast. He talks about music, creative processes, and there's some wonderful music played as well. It is certainly one for you to check out.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@Malachy


Where to start with Malachy. One of the most helpful members of the site and most helpful moderators. After Rage came in with his thread for flagging abusive reviews got out of control, Malachy took it upon himself to come in and help clean up the mess on two separate occasions and still gives help to the reviewers of Newgrounds. Always looking to give support and help to those on the site in anyway he can. If he doesn't have the answer to your question, you can bet your ass that he knows who does. He is also one of the most highly underrated funny people on the site.


"this place is my home, man. This is where I landed when I started internetting way back in the day. I love the community and the content and Tom. I'm not fartistic by any sense but it makes my heart happy to see young folks get gud at it and do amazing things. If I can have a small part in supporting the next generation of video game developers, musicians, artists and animators then it is worth every cent."

Malachy

May 7, 2017




PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?



UNDGEROUND


“We are new created space satellite”

@TimeBender




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Art-Inspired Music Contest 2021

BEGINS: April 16


Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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VAULT INTERVIEW: Egoraptor

Before Game Grumps became a huge thing, Egoraptor was already a household name here on Newgrounds! Learn the mind behind the Awesome series which leads up to his departure from Newgrounds to YouTube.




ARTIST NEWS


Birthday (w/ updates)

@GrayAnimations celebrated his 14th Birthday! His projects are going swimmingly with a return of Fatman. He's also writing out the script for Metal Gear SUPER Awesome. Fatman is a passion project of his that he's been working on. Metal Gear SUPER Awesome continues the Metal Gear Awesome Cartoons by @Egoraptor.


Update blog

@BigTexasTony posted a Birthday Collab for @Joe-Mega called the Joellab. You can watch it below. He is also working on a Metal Slug parody around COVID-19. Also HenryEYES The Game starring our own @HenryEYES!



would really like an honest critique.

@TranceCrafter is looking for some feedback on two songs that he's been working on for a few years now. You can check them out below and let him know what you think!



1K Fan NG Art Raffle Winners!

@Bacun announced the winners of his Art Raffle Contest! Congratulations to all the winners!


1st Place: @bunp

2nd Place: @lanker

3rd Place: @judg3

4th Place: @HOTSTUFFDX

5th Place: @heyopc


New game tho

@Luis has announced the remake of Castle Crashing the Beard with the 12th Anniversary Edition! It will be coming to Newgrounds April 16, 2021. You can play the original below.





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This week's featured artist is @brethesheep. She's been here on Newgrounds since 2019 and has been more active recently. She has an incredible style that melds a cartoony look with a comic book style that looks incredible!


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Injuries (1999) - Fake Album

brethesheep





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Back in the late 2000's gas prices were at quite the high peak in a lot of areas. Ranging from $2.50 a gallon to over $4 or $5 a gallon depending on where you live. It was a problem for everybody in the country who were looking to get back to work at any job they could during the recession. Once you finally have the job and have to scramble for hours, most of your paycheck went into your gas tank. SardonicSamurai had a poetic yet disturbing way of venting his feelings about this period.


"It seems like any popular flash I make is created due to me venting. A group of friends wanted to go hang out in an area that was around 30-45 minutes away. I really wanted to go, but gas was $4.00+ and I had no money to fill my tank up. Instead of going out to party with friends, I created that flash as a joke. I was the voice actor for the Dollar, as well as every other character I've ever animated. I don't like asking for voice actors help, and I have a wide range of voices. I've constantly been told by friends to get into voice acting, and I'm just now starting to take those people seriously. I'm looking for a new microphone and hope to start voicing other peoples animations as well as my own!"

@SardonicSamurai

July 3, 2009




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@puffhehe is new to the site! They're here to make Madness videos and have some fun! Excited to see what they bring forth in the upcoming Madness Day.


@Staffy03 has joined us. They're a fan of @Doki.


@NoireH has joined us after hearing the nice things about Newgrounds! She's an artist looking for a good community to join in! Give her a warm welcome and check out her works below!



@ColaEuphoria is a new musician on the scene. He was a lurker back in 2003 and finally decided to take the plunge and make an account. Check out his works below.



@RexThePazzo joined last year, but decided to say hello now! He's an artist whose happy to be here and share his creations! Check out his works below!



@TheSprinkleLord has joined us recently! He's looking to becoming a part of the community by sharing some animations in the future! Perhaps something for the upcoming Pico Day?


@MissKoko is a writer who joined us due to the way other social media websites operate (i.e. Twitter).


@Mariadagorl has joined us. She has a love of video games and is excited to meet everyone!


@chaoticnub joined us back in February. They love playing games and watching movies on Newgrounds and decided to stick around!




STORIES


Let's make dinner!

@SevenTheEasterBunny takes you step by step on how to make a Mississippi Pot Roast! Just in time for Easter too!


So what's so great about Newgrounds?

@Gelert poses the question, what is so great about Newgrounds? He commends the site on all of the creative people here and the content, but he doesn't understand the experiences that others seem to have on the site. Share with him what you think makes Newgrounds great.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


I'm sailing there in my insultingly light Viking ship to plunder with thunder.

@DamnedByFate


Even though I played all the Sonic games on the Sega Genesis, somehow I did not turn out a furry.

@wwwyzzerdd


So, skimpy maid outfits as fanservice for the rest of us eh? Assuming you're not going to be the actual personal maids of anyone that is.

@TheGamechanger


Ya ever just think about how they call it Steam cuz it was made by Valve?

@KayEf


I see you spread friendship and happiness.

@Gremlin


PIC OF THE WEEK

@SevenTheEasterBunny


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TODAY'S HAIKU

I woke up: work free!

Got cold though, so less drive I

Rest on, arrest me

@Cyberdevil




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@DeimosArt

@AKA-38CAUTION

@StarDustJarr

@LeeJayAnimation

@Rukkus

@Cryptospore

@Ozrk


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2005: @BlackZombie

2008: @GuitarSmuggler

2011: @CaC

2020: @d514




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Monday Morning.





Work has been hell for this entire month. Getting home to a set schedule for my writing is getting easier. I have learned that I cannot be an early bird. I am a night owl through and through. I've tried to convert to an early bird and I just can't do it. It goes against my nature so much. It's back to burning the midnight oil for me. Good news for all of you though, because now I can the paper to you before 5AM once again! Hope you all enjoy your morning! I'll see all of you again after Easter... or will I?




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Comments

10 stars

The Mississippi Pot Roast was delicious!

... hey, why is my soul ascending to heaven?! HEY! NOOO! STOOOP-*pop*

Thank you for the audio feature!

Hey, thanks for the feature. Good to hear from you and nice to read this newsletter.

Thanks a bunch for the feature :D

Lol fartistic. I would hope I had the wit to write that on purpose instead of a fortunate typo.

I too have attempted to become a Morning Person™ and it never stuck. My wife has the ability to get up 2 or 3 hours before needing to for work to exercise and make breakfast and pack a lunch, but there's no chance for me. If I set an early alarm my foggy morning brain holds so tightly to the concept that I only need 15-20min at most before I need to leave there's no chance of overriding it. It's like a base instinct that triggers before any higher consciousness can stop me hitting snooze.

I try to read these every week and it's a much appreciated community service! Keep up the good work!

Thanks for the feature <3

Number 1 news post ever because it has a picture of food

Huh, Never thought i'd be included on a news post, even if it was just a new person thing o.o

Thanks for the feature

loving this place already

Thank you so much for the artist feature, I'm really honored!

Oh wow thanks for the feature! That was really nice and unexpected.