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NO. 36 - 40 Days Remaining

Posted by TheTankTribune - March 22nd, 2021


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IN THIS EPISODE OF TANK TRIBUNE...

@Yomuchan




LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Pico Day is officially upon us, with 40 Days until the big event! April Fool's Day is right around the corner! The Portals are getting freaky on a Friday night! There have also been submissions that have slipped under the radar that Tom has highlighted. This is a smaller issue compared to last week's, which if you haven't read last week's then please do so! With that said, here are the hip happenings of Newgrounds!




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@JohnnyGuy @MintyFreshThoughts @Dryak @cleardarkness @MarkySpark @Buoy @ZipZipper @ZaronX @monk1 @jatzuko @Lucasberry @Goukisan @B0UNC3 @DelitescentAria @johnfn @garlagan @JamesHeart @Waterflame @Bosa




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Pico Day May 1st - Prize Info!

This year's annual Pico Day will be Saturday May 1st! There are prizes for best animation, best game, best music, and best art! Each category consists of cash prizes for 1st-5th Places as well as an interview with The Interviewer to those who place 1st! Get out there and make something to celebrate Pico Day!




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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. @AfroNinja360 joins us again with a Daily Feature for his FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Animation Jam entry Week 7 Woes - Friday Night Funkin'. We last saw him here in Issue NO. 19 for A Pizza My Heart. @MKMaffo also joins us with their Daily Feature for their FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' Animation Jam entry KAWAI FRESH. We last saw them here in Issue NO. 11 for TOM FULP DRESSUP. We have a collaboration picking up the Daily Feature for Joellab Birthday Collab. This collab featured the talents of @LobsterMango, @Cryptospore, @BigTexasTony, @BootRotRascals, @CurleeFro, @DaemonPlus, @Joe-Mega, @KawaiSprite, @Octo, @Potatoman, @Pyronator, @RGPAnims, @StaggerNight, @Tiltro, and @Wandaboy. The writing talents of @GabeMalk and the artistry of @ZeroStas help pick up a first Daily Feature for the both of them with Admin. @LazyMuffin hit the Daily Feature list once again with baby content on youtube. @Ennuikal picks up his third Daily Feature for reanimating a scene from South Park entitled Cartman's Confession Reanimated. @Stepford shares their first game with us and receives their first Daily Feature in the process with Gun Knight (by Stepford).





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DISCORD | TWITTER | PATREON ]


The Newgrounds Podcast recently talked to @heyopc to talk about his music, give some advice, and his origins as a musician. Our lord and savior @TomFulp was also on to talk about the Flash Forward Jam as well as answer some questions about Newgrounds. @JohnnyUtah popped in a bit and so did @Xinxinix.





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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK

@liljim


liljim is Newgrounds favorite Brit. He has been responsible for a lot of stuff under the hood at Newgrounds, even to this day. He picked up where @Ross left off with Newgrounds and is responsible for not only the Audio Portal, but the Art Portal as well. He works alongside @PsychoGoldfish on optimizing other parts of the site that has made it flourish from where it was back in the early 2000s to today!




PARTY CHITCHAT


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?


UNDGEROUND


“Ren since 2008”

@Pielmeier




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Pico Day!

DEADLINE: May 1


Robot Day 2021

DEADLINE: Aug 26




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NEW INTERVIEW: Phonometrologist

The winner of the 2020 Newgrounds Audio Deathmatch! Get a dive into music theory with one of Newgrounds most knowledgeable about the subject.




ARTIST NEWS


BEEN A WHILE! NEW TUNES!

@kelwynshade has made his return to Newgrounds! He's still been making music, just off of Newgrounds! Welcome Back kelwynshade! Good to see you here again!


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New track "Turing Machine" + pre-orders are now open for Jabun's 3rd album "Generation Supernova" (out April 15th)!

@Jabun's new track Turing Machine is out now. You can listen to it on Newgrounds. It is one of the songs on Jabun's upcoming album Generation Supernova. You can pre-order it now. If you're a Patron on his Patreon then access to the album will be easier for you.



The road-head ahead

@Joe-Mega has released the second episode of his series Rhythm. Episode three is just around the corner. He also celebrated his 25th birthday. Please send your used toothbrushes to him as your gift.





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This week's featured artist is @comradebodko. He has quite the realistic dark approach to his works. His use of shading to set the tone in each piece is quite splendid! He's done work on the Dragonball Z: Collab and the Totally Tubular Collab.


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Joe Interviews Shrek

comradebodko





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This is typically where we showcase a piece of Newgrounds history from the Flash Portal, which is now just called The Portal for short. However we still have a ton of submission that are Under Judgement. Today I want everybody who reads the paper to go to The Portal and help clear up as many submissions as you can. What should stay on Newgrounds and what shouldn't. You as a Newgrounds Member have that choice during this phase. Every submission that gets posted to Newgrounds has to go through this phase no matter what.




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@CrystalPinesGF recently joined us. They're an animator working on a secret fan game project. They're looking to make friends and talk to other people on the site. Perhaps the fan game will be Gravity Falls related? We have to wait and see.


@Waapu, or Warp, is new to the site. He's been a lurker for years and finally decided to make an account. He's happy to be here! Give him a warm welcome and share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with him!


@Greila, or Hyena, is a new artist who came to us VIA FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'. Check out their works below!



@ADN4ADNR is a new musician here on Newgrounds. Check out their works below!



@monkeyarch16 recently joined us. They heard how much @ninjamuffin99 was bragging about Newgrounds and decided to check it out. Share some of your favorite things on Newgrounds with them!


@PaintaVision is a new artist here on Newgrounds. They're not sure how they can use their account here on Newgrounds to the fullest. Perhaps an artist on here can show them the ropes. Check out their works below!



@weirdcore is a new artist here. She joined due to FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' and TANKMEN. She's looking to be a game developer one day. Check out her works below.





STORIES


Newgrounds Bingo!

@aeroburger made a bingo card to see where you hit when it comes to Newgrounds. See if you can get a bingo!


🔥 🔥 🔥 The BBS is on fire!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@BUM-DRILLER has found a fire in the BBS! It seems to have calmed down now, but it could spark up again at any moment.




QUOTES OF THE WEEK


What prescription meds does he need? We have lexapro, xanax, prozac, adderall, anything!

@VampireKisses17


I heard you're doing the hand thing. God what is that?

@Wegra


Really? All this money going towards Supporter Status and nobody thought to buy a damn fire extinguisher?

@The-Great-One


Sorry I used @ZomAlien’s computer for research on how do other alien species (non humans) sexually reproduce and got traumatized for life.

@UggoSonno


I find it weirder that I fucking hate cucumber with a burning passion but love me some pickles though.

@Gagsy


PIC OF THE WEEK

@DamnedByFate


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TODAY'S HAIKU

The otter comes forth,

Seeking its fishy breakfast,

Eating 'til its full.

@Holon




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of last week! Congratulations to all of you!


@Schtiffles

@VascoF

@PhantomArcade

@Granfaloon

@hcnone

@Quarl

@BryanV


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2004: @S-Saviour

2012: @Number-Slayer

2011: @MrConspiracy

2020: @TheMightyWeakling




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This morning we officially debut the Matinee. It has been a feature in the past, but will be interchanged with the Console going forward. To start off this week, Tom noticed there have been a lot of cool movies here on Newgrounds that were not FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' themed so he decided to highlight some in the thread Non-Funkin' Movies and asked others to share some new movies that have missed the spotlight. The Tank Tribune has collected his findings into this morning's Matinee. I hope you enjoy.




Sorry there was a delay with this issue. Scheduling conflicts at work made it to where I had to pump out a lot of this last night and sleep was required soon after. There is some exciting stuff coming next week for the Tribune though as well as a surprise for the upcoming Pico Day. If you're not a Follower on The Tank Tribune then become one and don't miss out on the big things coming!




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

SUPPORT ON PATREON | SUPPORT NEWGROUNDS ]


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Comments

Ngl my heart skipped a beat from being mentioned- but i'm like- happy anyway to read all this! And yea- anyone here can feel free to teach me the ropes even though i'm not sure if i'm gonna be all artsy on here

@kruno5gaming I know, Daylight Savings Time messes everyone up.

W00! I'm a featured composer! Awesome read and congrats to all other featured artists! :D

Thanks for giving me a warm welcome, Newgrounds! <3

Duude this is so sweet, thanks for the welcome! Sure took me by surprise!

Thanks so much for the album shoutout! Hope people enjoy the new tunes :)

This is poggers. Thank you!

Yo this is radical!

Also, thanks for the welcome!

what is "Ren since 2008"

YOOOO!!!! I FINALLY MADE IT!!

Thank you so much for the inclusion as a featured composer! I love what you're doing, and think it works super well to bring more community to NG. I just wish I knew sooner!