SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
Good Morning Newgrounds! Welcome to a special edition of The Tank Tribune! Today is Madness Day and we're here to celebrate everything Madness related! The Madness Series was created by Krinkels back in 2002 and became a phenomenon on Newgrounds and abroad. We started to celebrate the series in 2007 and have been ever since! With movies, games, music, art, and stories, about Hank, the Sheriff, the Clown, and the Savior. I hope you all are ready for some carnage today!
The-Great-One
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“This year has been a goddamn mess, stay strong y'all.”
THEME SONG BY @cheshyre
FEATURED COMPOSERS
@JohnnyGuy @Mrmilkcarton @JohnnyFrizz @Koriigahn @Fuiste @Oakwood @dj-Jo @dj-Nate @winKoneR @Rucklo @BenTibbetts @Mooke @Djjaner @Sunshaft @DjGoldwing
THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp
HAPPY MADNESS DAY
Today is officially Madness Day! If you haven't completed your work for today then now is the chance to do so and make those finishing touches. The prize pool is incredible thanks to all of the donations from the Newgrounds Community! There are prizes for Best Movie, Best Game, and Best Art!
Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. For this special edition we will be highlighting all of the winners of the Daily Feature for the past Madness Days, from 2007-2019!
These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!
SUPPORTER OF THE WEEK
@Krinkels
For this special edition, we have the founder of the Madness Series, Krinkels! It absolutely had to be him for this selection. Through his creation of Madness he has brought a lot of people to Newgrounds and has helped launch the careers of many talented people here on the site! Madness Day serves as a chance for everyone to shine. Best part of all, he watches every movie, plays every game, listens to all the music, looks at every pieces of art, and reads every story for Madness Day! He absolutely loves all of the works and he's been doing it for every Madness Day!
"Well would you look at that. I remember registering this account from my work. I didn't have cable/dsl at the house at the time so I did all my internet nonsense from there. Hell, checking newgrounds was part of my routine after I clocked in, so naturally when the automated portal came about, along with account registration I had to jump on that. When the portal went from a small collection of cartoons to a constantly expanding culture of entertainment it was abso-fucking-lutely mind blowing. I don't even remember how I got my hands on a pirate copy of Flash 5, but I did, compelled to heave in contributions to something that entertained me so thoroughly. Thanks for having me, guys. Heres to another 20."
-Krinkels
SUPPORTER PARTY
A super fun secret forum, exclusively for NG Supporters
Welcome to the supporter forum!
A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!
Why Did You Support Newgrounds
A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?
VAULT INTERVIEW: LittleLuckyLink
The creator of a traditional Madness Series on on newgrounds. The Dawn of Madness, the Day of Madness, and the Dusk of Madness. Learn how he came across the Madness series and his love for zombies!
ARTIST HIGHLIGHTS
I thought I would take this chance to highlight some past winners for Art on Madness Day! Here are a few selections for you to browse!
Six Years in Nevada
When I was on the site for Madness Day and I came across this combination of my two favorite things it was glorious from beginning to end. This is one of my absolute favorite Madness Day submissions, the attention to detail for both universes is done so well! What are your favorite past Madness Day submissions?
THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS
NEW USERS
@Sirkaotik recently signed up! Give him a hello in the Intro Thread!
@raptoe23 is kind of new to the site. Chances are he has lurked before. Give him a welcome in the Intro Thread.
@DesertSage has joined us with a short description of his life and what he hopes to attain from the site. He was invited by two other users. Be one of the first to welcome him to the site!
Let this return be
to madness and for madness...
Madness Day, that is!
RECIPES FROM THE NEWGROUNDS COMMUNITY
For today's Madness Day I thought we would go with something economical, something that can be made with little to no hassle. Something that Hank could make, eat fast, and get back into the action! Our recipe comes from @FUNKbrs, the Man Bowl.
Man Bowl
Man bowl NGer. Man Bowl. Da fuck is a Man Bowl you say? NGer, check this out: You got a microwave. Like at work, or a dorm room. No stove required. You get one large ceramic bowl, like you'd use to put salad it. The bigger the better, because you're going to be boiling water in this bitch, and you don't want it to overflow. We're about to microwave an entire fucking chicken pasta dinner.
INGREDIENTS
- Egg noodles
- 1 can of diced tomatoes
- 1 small can mushrooms
- a couple of spoonfuls of olives
- Frozen boneless, skinless, chicken breast tenders
- Bacon (optional)
- two spoon fulls garlic powder
- one spoon full cumin
- one spoon full turmeric
- one spoon full Italian seasoning
- half a spoon full cayenne pepper
- 1-2 dashes of balsamic vinegar or olive oil
STEP 1: Fill the bowl about halfway up with eggnoodles. We're keeping this economic, to save beer money. Man priorities.
STEP 2: We're keeping it healthy up in this bitch, but we ain't got time for choppin' and cuttin'. Put in at least a whole can of diced tomatoes. A small can of mushrooms or a couple spoonfuls of olives can spice this up, but aren't strictly necessary. We can take this to the next level if you want to. This is a Man Bowl. We can take this as far as you wanna go bro. But over fill this bowl and see what happens bro. This pasta is getting steamed by these moist ass veggies. Do you know what's gonna happen after that? Do you? BRO? MANBOWL.
STEP 3: I'm not saying you can't use bacon. You can. You can add bacon after this step. I'm not your fucking mother. But me, I'm a fucking man, and I need pure protein, not sloppy pig lard. Frozen protein, too, because I'm STONE FUCKING COLD. Get some frozen boneless, skinless chicken breast tenders, the freezer bag kind, and lay them across the tomatoes like ducks in a row. They should come up to about even with the top of the bowl. Meat on top, just like the crown of a king. Fucking meat crown for the meat king goddamnit. MANBOWL.
STEP 4: I'm about to put it on you like you've never had it before, right on top of that meat. You ready?
- GARLIC POWDER, two spoon fulls at least.
- CUMIN one spoon full
- TURMERIC one spoon full
- ITALIAN SEASONING one spoon full
- CAYENNE PEPPER half a spoon full
STEP 5: Now, wash that seasoning down into the bowl with a dash or two of balsamic vinegar. If you're going to lay bacon strips on them breasts, now's the time. Then, drizzle just a hint of olive oil over the top. Oil those breast up good, fuck yeah baby, do it... GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THERE IT'S FUCKING COLD.
STEP 6: Microwave for 15 minutes. On a paper plate to catch over flows if you're a bitch.
STEP 7: TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD. Your shits done, you wasted minimal time, probably rubbed one out, maybe got your ass handed to you playing some FPS. MANBOWL.
This special edition is not for kicking back and relaxing. It is time to get the adrenaline pumping! Get out there and kick some ass in these Madness Games! If you want to chill though, there is a Madness Day character creator.
I hope you all have a wonderful Madness Day today! Enjoy the violence, the carnage, the absolute mayhem! Also if you have a chance. Be sure to thank @Krinkels and @TomFulp for this amazing series and holiday that we are fortunate enough to celebrate every year. It truly does bring Newgrounds together through blood, weaponry, kickass music, and clowns. Happy Madness Day!
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Happy Madness Day :)