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NO. 008 - It's Back!

Posted by TheTankTribune - August 9th, 2020


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TAGLINE: SUPPORT CREATORS WHO MAKE THINGS THAT ARE ENJOYABLE INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ON TWITTER

@WonderSchwifty


LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Good Morning Newgrounds! Sorry for the absence of an issue last week. I didn't have as much time to work on my projects as I would have liked due to my day job. It has been a stressful two weeks. If you're an essential worker (a.k.a. sacrifice) then I feel you. Today's issue is going to be covering not only the goings on last week, but the week before it, so this is a huge issue! I hope you have plenty of coffee and snacks, and with that said, let's get started shall we?

@The-Great-One




QUOTE OF THE WEEK


"i work hard to troll, i shovel coal"

@Mist




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THEME SONG BY @sorohanro


FEATURED COMPOSERS

@chibamonkey10 @Cyinic @Vista-Sound13 @Embyeee @Thomastique @Gizmo-Hall @Lucasberry @Ockeroid @JaioCraft @bassfiddlejones @joshgawaldomusic @Jabun @AntonM @Mudstep @BenTibbetts @PinkScissorsMedia @EX-LYD @Elationmusic @KrinnValKhristi




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THE LATEST FROM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF NEWGROUNDS @TomFulp


Publishing Bug Fix & Cool Stuff

There was a publishing error on the site if you were trying to upload your stuff. It has been fixed though. Tom also showed off some more cool stuff from the Newgrounds community!


Best of July 2020

The Best of July has been released! Below as always is the Best Movie and Best Game of the month! @PuffballsUnited has released the Henry Stickmin Collection on Steam! Go and buy that now and help support a Newgrounds member!





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Last Week's Daily Features from the Portal as posted through P-Bot's Postings are listed here. We had two weeks to cover in this issue, so if you missed out on the Portal, then there is a lot to watch and play!







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These are the people who make Newgrounds possible. Thank you!


MONTHLY

@Lemonboy4 @hatpnole @HoundKidz @internetjanitor @Phistev @squeakytoad @Ruria @LOTWStudios @TragaliBarten @Lordfat @Tragali2 @Impartus @Ker024Zer0 @SushiDoodle @barrabbit @cashumeru @Zerochi @Day9 @Cody98 @MKMaffo @Spinneborg @IgusZilla @motherlode00 @Sexual-Lobster @Zeno93 @FrostGhost @josephbourgeois @KaiTheGuy @JessieYun @Skibot @kjami6 @Osuka @CabinRiver @SlipperyIcarus @floffmuenster @Bluejay4273 @sherrifofnewgrounds @RudeBoyEEEE @HoboKa305 @Trabnaxes @Aaron-Chandler @Sm0shii @Roscoe3000 @LunchBoxxed @DJM4C @natblaz3 @UmbraObscurum @thiccyami @kniroid @Mushcapp @Rasalhage @Samlord @substadoot @Reddit-Bandit @2Rdpil3 @G3no @MECHDRAN3X @DarkAnubis98 @Onlooker98 @VTMagnus @AdamDumbleton @nestetris @DragonsHoard @jackbliss @rehdah @Lifepoint1 @lambvandam @Douvredif @Robuun @SirWillisIV @Funny-Man @KATching911 @Elenwyd @Hrobkafon @JackieHorrorShow @cashfortacos @iceey @CannonBaboon @Cynical2DD @swosp @BakedSalmon69 @VexalG @Bingleheimer @ProXYOneCreations @Little-Rena


YEARLY

@Carmet @BlackNeko @jackle1o4 @infinitydash @amigopproductions @TheLesserGod @ImlunchBoxx @littlbox @ArchonKain @Svibes @Sekhem @Vorozoff


DONATION

@highstreet @53xy83457


GIFT

@Deity-Donkus from @Wegra

@Userprofilename from @highstreet

@WellWill from @Wegra


SUPPORTER PARTY

A super fun secret forum, exclusively for NG Supporters


Welcome to the supporter forum!

A lot of users become supporters, but don't drop by the Party. Stop in and introduce yourself!


Why Did You Support Newgrounds

A thread made early in the Supporter launch. What made you want to purchase a Supporter upgrade and give your hard earned money to Newgrounds?




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Newgrounds Underdogs' Audio Contest Tryouts

DEADLINE: August 1st


Neo Geo Jam

DEADLINE: August 30th


Sketch Collab 2020

2ND DEADLINE: August 31st


Robot Day

DEADLINE: August 26th


Music Inspired Art Contest

DEADLINE: August 31st


The Half-Life Collab

1ST DEADLINE: July 31st

FINAL DEADLINE: November 8th




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NEWGROUNDS MEMBERS LOOKING FOR WORK


I am looking to cut this section from the paper in the next issue. All I tend to have is just commission pages. Although I have no problem with highlighting those, I wish for this section to be for those looking to do offer their talents and skills. Perhaps it will change into something else, but for now, I am leaving it blank and cutting it.




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LATEST INTERVIEW: Krinkels #2

This Special Edition of The Interviewer was posted just this morning. We have a return with Krinkels to talk about Madness, his latest works, and the upcoming Madness Day!




ARTIST NEWS


Ticket sales have started.

@SamBakZa is selling tickets for the upcoming There She Is!! another step! You can watch the trailer here. Tickets are $1. You can purchase your ticket through Patreon!


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Stuck At Home Sample Pack is complete!

@Curruff has completed the Stuck At Home Sample Pack! You can download it through the link here. If you're a composer here on Newgrounds, go out and make some music with this pack!


Unexpected new track here

@DESHIEL has been suffering through insomnia and was working on a track throughout the night! A project accumulating seven hours of sleeplessness.


Bleating Heart - Animated Series Teaser Trailer

@vanamation has released a teaser trailer for an upcoming web series. It is about a lamb named Marsha Mallow who accidentally turned herself into a werewolf. The Tribune will keep up to date on the development of this series going forward.


My Music in The Henry Stickmin Collection!

@Zanzlanz music is in The Henry Stickmin Collection! If you haven't gotten this game on Steam yet, then do so now! You can also check out all the other creative musicians whose music went into this game!


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Progress Report!

@Hyptosis, the artist behind the Alice is Dead series, has an update on an RPG engine that is being worked on. Check it out!


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Kitty Ranger

Hyptosis




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The first Flash Game to ever be published onto a home console! Alien Hominid turned 18 years old! Your UFO crashed and the FBI are after you! Taking queues from Metal Slug you have to blast your way through.


"Dan Paladin and I were making goofy Flash games together and one day he sent me a drawing of the yellow alien. I was in the mood to make a Metal Slug style game, so we ran with it and made the original web version. The video game company Dan was working for later shut down and one of his co-workers, John Baez, had the idea of forming a new company to make a console version of AH. And here we are with the Behemoth!"

-Tom Fulp

February 10, 2009




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THE MEMBERS OF NEWGROUNDS


NEW USERS


@LinaPrime has recently joined us. She is an artist looking to try out Newgrounds. Go give her a friendly Hello and show her some of your favorite pieces on the site!


@lockdownlua signed up to Newgrounds. They're a musician looing to learn music! If you're a musician then give them a friendly hello in the Intro Thread!




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TODAY'S HAIKU

First world problems have

Somehow become serious

As the world breaks down.

@ChronoNomad




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Everyday Newgrounds chooses a User of the Day at random! Here are the selected people of the two last weeks! Congratulations to all of you! This week we cover the past two weeks!


@Theoteno

@finbeard

@Dumbbunny99

@FunnyTurnip

@SamTheHare

@pixelledev

@DerpixonFanAccount


@toopies

@ViscousRose

@Lawrence-Life

@Nymphocat

@NeonnDreamer

@ATheatricalSongBird

@FireMinstrel


USERS OF THE DAY ON THIS DATE

2004: @queen16

2005: @hiimstupidd

2010: @SteakandKidneyPie

2019: @Semicedevine




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The week can get people down sometimes. With all of the hustle and bustle and action packed drama that entails our lives, sometimes it's nice to just kickback and relax. Here are a few games to play to unwind on this Sunday Morning.





These past two weeks have been exhausting. Trying to work as a manager at the deli and keep this up is not easy. I've been working on finding a way to make this more streamlined and easier on me in time. I have today and tomorrow off of work and a large backlog to get through. I've also been reformatting The Interviewer, slowly, but surely. Thank you all for your patience and understanding last week, it really means a lot to me.




The Tank Tribune is a part of Dohn's Desk Productions

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Comments

So much is going on on this beautiful site. So much to read, listen to, watch, talk about and attend to.

Awesome stuff! This is a great way to discover some new art!
Thank you for putting my song in the playlist <3

This was a really good issue. Keep it up

LOOK THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM!!

Nah but in all honestly, I'm happy to support NG. You guys do great things with the site!

I LOVE @hyptosis ! And Alice is Dead is one of my most favorite series ever.
Great work as usual. I love that you do this! YOU are the best!
Is there any way we could add Clock Day to the calendar (the 15th)?

Thanks for the mention. Proud to be a supporter and contributor here. God bless you all and keep NG rocking! :)

Aw shit, we got news now?!

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever been mentioned in a news post on newgrounds?

Great post once again, man! It's crazy to think that Alien Hominid is already 18 years old.

Nice haiku, btw. Seems oddly familiar... (;

Whoa, thanks so much for the feature! Happy to be among so many talented creators here and looking forward to contributing more to the community!!

What's this?? OwO

THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING MY MUSIC! I was not expecting that at all. Thank you as well to everyone who enjoys it!